😹 Classroom Wale Jokes – Master Ji Ki Masti – 06

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Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do” Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai” Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar” Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, Tabhi To Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.“

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Pati: Sex ho jaye? Wife:Nahi Pati: Zewar la dunga W:Nahi Pati: Car launga W:Nahi Beta so raha tha..beech me bola: Papa meri gand mar lo par CYCLE la do...

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Teacher Class Mein Nayi Nayi Aayi Aur Bachho Ko Pucha Teacher: “Chalo Bacho Jaldi Batao, Jo Sun Nahi Sakta Use Kya Kahenge?” Santa: “Madam Ji, Usse Madarchod, Maa Ke Laude, Bhenchod, Bhen Ke Lund Kuchh Bhi Keh Do Kya Farak Padta Hai, Vo Kaunsa Sun Lega“

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Santa Apni Girl Friend Ke Saath Movie Dekhne Gaya.
Par Jane Se Pahle Usne Chupp Ke Se Sharab Ke 3 4 Peg Pee Liye.
Kuch Der Movie Chali To Santa Ka Scenes Dekh Ke Mood Ban Gaya Aur Girl Friend Se Chipkane Lag Gaya Kuch Minutes Ke Baad Achanak Zor Zor Se Chillane Lag Gaya Santa: “Haye Rabba, Mera Lund Kaha Hai, Mera Lund Kidhar Gaya?” Ladki Gusse: “Abe Gandu Chup Kar, Tune Meri Panty Mein Haath Dala Hua Hai“

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Santa Chemist Shop Pe Gaya Aur Bola: “Bhai Sahib Ek Condom Dena Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Ko Gift Dena Hai” Shopkeeper: “Ispar Cover Chada Doon Kya?” Santa: “Oye Nahi Gadhe Ye Hi To Cover Hai Gift To Mere Pass Hai“

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Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Ek Ladki Gayi Aur Baba Se Boli
Ladki: “Is Duniya Ke Bare Mein Mere Mann Mein Sawal Hai”
Baba: “Pucho Bachha”
Ladki: “Agar Ladka Kai Ladkian Chode To Uska Talent Aur Ladki Kai Ladkoon Se Chude To Badchalan Kyoun?”
Baba: “Bachha, Kyonki Kai Tale Kholne Wali Chabhi Ko Master Key Kahte Hai Par Kai Chabhiyoon Se Khulne Wale Tale Ko Jhantu (Ghatiya) Tala Kahte Ha“

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Santa Ek Din Bada Khush Sa Hoke Ghar Aya Aur Apne Baap Ko Bola.
Santa: “Daddy Daddy, Mera Lund Class Mein Sabse Bada Hai, Esa Mere Mein Kya Khas Hai?” Santa Ka Baap Gusse Se Bola.
Daddy: “Bhonsdi Ke, Kyunki Tu 18 Saal Ka Ho Gaya Hai Aur Abhi Bhi 5th Class Mein Hai“

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Santa Ne Apni Marrige Anniversery Par Apni Biwi Se Pucha.
Santa: “Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza Kis Din Ayaa?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Ji Us Din, Jab Aap Ludhiana Gaye The“

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Santa Ko Ek Din Hichki Aayi Aur Sath Mein Uska Lund Bhi Khada Ho Gaya Santa: “Arrey Wah Lagta Hai Balbir Bhai Ke Saath Babhi Bhi Yaad Kar Rahi Hai”

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लड़की :- मुझे बड़ी ठंड लग रही है, मेरे दोनो हीटर को छु लो! लड़का:- अभी भी ठंड लग रही है क्या? लड़की:- अबे घोन्चु, नीचे प्लग तो लगा.!

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3rd Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola Teacher: “ABCD Likho” Pappu Ne Likh Di A E G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Teacher Ne Pada Aur Hairani Se Boli: “Arey Isme BFCD Kaha Hai?” Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam Mere Bag Mein Hai, Aapko Dekhni Hai To Bata Dena.“

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Next Day Santa Ki Biwi Use Fir Reservation Karvane Jabardasti Bhejti Hai, Kyunki Vo Bus Mein Suffer Nahi Kar Sakti Thhi.
Santa Bechara Majboor Hota Hai, Par Aaj Vo Jent Clerk Ke Pass Jata Hai.
Clerk: “Aapka Shubh Naam?” Santa: “Ji Santa” Clerk: “Age?” Santa: “22” Clerk: “Sex?” Santa : “Hafte Mein 3 Baar” Clerk Gabra Ke: “Nahi Nahi, Mera Matlab Male Ya Female?” Santa: “Ji, Jo Bhi Fass Jaye, Kabhi Kabhi To Gali Ki Kutti Se Bhi“

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Teacher: “Explain Sex Without Any Bad Word?” Santa: “It Is An Entry Of “Polland” Into “Holland” In Between “Thailand” When Man and Woman Both Are In “Nagaland“.

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Santa Banta Ek Sath Sadak Ke Ja Rahe Thhe To Santa Ne Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha: “Wah!! What A Breast” Banta Bola: “Yaar Breast To Yaad Aya Babhi Da Ki Haai Hai?“

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Hindi Ki Madam Class Mein Bachho Ka Hindi Grammar Ka Oral Test Le Rahi Thi.
Madam: “Saamp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi Na Toote – Is Muhavare Ko Ek Shabad Mein Samjhao” Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam, Masturbation (Muth)“

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Class Mein Madam Ne Bachho Se Puchha Madam: “Bachhon, Batao Samosa Aur Kachori, Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Is Se Pahle Koi Jawab Deta, Pappu Khada Hua Aur Puri Besharmi Ke Sath Bola Pappu: “Madam, Agar Aap Bra Pehenogi To Samosa Dikhega, Nahi Pehenogi To Kachori“

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Santa Aur Uski Patni Bed Pe Lete Sex Se Related Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Patni: “Aapne Mere Boobs Chus Chus Ke Bade Kar Diye Hai” Santa Hairan Hote Hue: “Abe Sali, Esa Agar Hota To Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Gaya Hota Or Mujhe Condom Ki Jagha Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti“

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Santa Ne Train Mein Ek Gori Mam Ka Rape Kar Diya.
Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Court Mein Usko Pesh Kiya Gaya.
Judge: “Tumne Is Bechari Aurat Ke Sath Rape Kyu Kiya?” Santa: “Ji Maine To Iska Naam Pucha Thha, Ye Boli Marry Marlow, Bas Fir Kya Thha Mene Mar Li“

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Santa Suhag Raat Ko Sex Karte Hue Biwi Se Bola: “Teri Choot Badi Loose Hai?” Biwi Gusse Se: “Jaldi Apna Lund Bahar Nikal, Aur Mera Cash, Car, LCD, AC and Jewellery Vapis Kar” Santa Ke Tote Udd Gaye Bola: “Janu Main To Majak Kar Raha Thha, Mera Lund Hi Patla Aur Chota Hai“

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Ek Sardar Ji Doctor Ke Paas Gaye Aur Bole “Doctor Sahab Kamjori Badi Haigi Hai” Doctor: “Doodh Daba Ke Piya Kar Kamjori Door Ho Jayegi” Sardar: “Doctor Saab Doodh Te Mein Bada Peenda Haan Par Oh Jyada Dabaan Nahi Dendi“

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Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?” Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale” Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“

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Santa Apni Biwi Ki Gand (Back Side) Maar Raha Tha.
Us Ki Biwi Chillaane Lag Gayi: “Aah, Aah Mar Gayi Main Nikalo Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai” Santa Gusse Se Bola Bola: “Oye Tum Zyada Chalaak Mat Bano Mujko Pata Hai Kitna Dard Hota Hai“

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Ek Admi Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hone Wali Thi To Vo Furniture Wale Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Aadmi: “Mistri Ji, Bed Zara Majbut Banana, Mere Ladke Ne Bahu Pe Chadna Hai” Ab Mistri Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bola: “Ji Chinta Na Kijiye, Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi Bahu Pe Chad Jaaye To Bhi Nahi Tutega.“

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Ladki to Dr: Bachcha 2 din se doodh nhi pi raha Dr ne Bra me hath daala aur kafi der taK bobbs ko masal ke bola Doodh hi nai hai Ladki:,Main to iski Mausi hoon,

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Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai.
Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Land Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li, Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Land Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.
Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Wo Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga.
Uski Patni Ne Kaha.
Patni: “Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh and Unused Choot” Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kam Kiya Aur Vo Bola Santa: “Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai, Idhar Hamne To Aaj Tak Lode Ki Packing Bhi Nahi Kholi“

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Teacher Santa Se: “Use The Word Harassment In A Sentence” Santa: “When I Was In School With Her, Her-Ass-Meant A Lot To Me“

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Santa Apne Padosi Ke Ghar Mithayi Ka Dibba Lekkar Jata Hai.
Santa: “Le Mithayi Kha, Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gayi Hai” Padosi: “Arrey Wah, To Ab Vo Kya Ban Gayi Hai?” Santa: “Wahan Ki Best Call-Girl“

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Salim: Anarkali,CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U? Anarkali: Aapne bahut badi cheez maang li jahanpanah.
Salim: Agar woh cheez bahut badi ho chuki ho, toh phir rehne do..

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Ek Bar Rat Ko Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..” Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhenchod Mere Lund Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa”

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Santa: “Meri Biwi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ke Main Tumhe Kya Bataun” Banta: “Kaisa Majak?” Santa: “Kal Mene Pichhe Se Chupke Se Uski Aankhon Pe Haath Rakh Ke Awaaj Badal Kar Usko Puchha Main Kaun Hoon? To Pahale Wo Boli “Doodh Wala?” Maine Kaha “Nahi” To Wo Boli “Paper Wala” Maine Kaha “Nahi” Phir Wo Boli “Makan Malik Hona?” Dekha Kitna Mazak Karti Hai Na“