😜 Sardi Mein Hansi Ka Tadka – Latest Winter Jokes – 04

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Santa Badi Buri Halat Mein Ghar Aya Sab Ne Pucha: “Kya Hua?” Santa: “Mandi Mein Anaaj Bech Raha Thha Ye Kah Ke Gehoon-Le-Lo” Gharwale: “Fir?” Santa: “Sab Ne Samjha Gay-Hun-Le-Lo, Aur Unhone Meri Mill Ke Li“

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Pappu Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Masti Ke Mood Mein Puchha.
Ladki: “Sex Ke Pehle Chut Kaisi Dikhti Hai?” Pappu: “Jaise Gulaab” Ladki: “Aur Sex Ke Baad?” Pappu: “Sardar Ji Ke Muh Ki Tarha Jisne Thodi Der Pehle Lassi Pi Ho“

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Hindi Ki Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Ko Khada Kiya Aur Puchha Madam: “Aaj Dhoom-Dham Se Meri Shaadi Hui – Is Past Tense Ko Future Tense Mein Badal Kar Batao?” Pappu Besharmi Se Bola: “Aaj Raat Aapki Jamkar Thoka-Thukayi Hogi”

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Baba Saxidas Ka Zindagi Ko Ache Tarike Se Jeene Ka Formula Agar Aap Apni Ungliyon Ka Upyog Apni Hi Galtiyon Ko Ginne Ke Liye Karoge, To Dusro Ki Gaand Me Ungli Karne Ka Waqt Hi Nahi Milega..

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Ek Sardarji Film Dekh Ke Ghar Aate Hai Aur Biwi Ko Bolte Hai “Jaldi Se Palang Par Aa Mujhe Sex Karna Hai” Biwi Apne Kapde Utar Ke Palang Par Aa Jaati Hai, Par Sardarji Ab Bhi Ghum Sum Se Betha Rahte Hai Biwi Puchti Hai: “Kya Hua?” Sardar Ji: “Lund Khada Nahi Ho Raha” Tab Biwi Badi Koshish Karti Hai Usko Khada Karne Ki Aur Aakhir Mein Tang Aa Kar Toilet Mein Jaakar Ek Dibbe Mein Paani Bhar Kar Le Aati Hai Aur Uske Lund Ko Paani Mein Dubati Hai Sardar Ji: “Kya Kar Rahi Ho?” Biwi: “Dekh Rahi Hun Ki Kahi Puncture To Nahi Hua“

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Santa Apni Gharwali Ke Sath Bus Mein Apne Mayake Ja Raha Thha Santa Ki Biwi Uske Kaan Mein Boli: “Suno Ji, Piche Wala Mere Bra Mein Hath Dal Raha Hai” Santa Hass Ke Bola: “Dalne De, Tu Chinta Na Kar Tera Purse Mere Pass Hai“

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Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Ek Din Ghar Par Badi Late Aya Maa Ne Dante Hue Usko Bola: “Tu Itni Raat Ko Kidhar Tha?” Pappu: “Mummy, Vo Main Sath Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Tv Dekh Raha Tha” Maa: “Oye Juth Mat Bol, Unke Ghar Ka Man Gate To Rat Ko 8 Baje Hi Band Ho Jaata Hai” Pappu: “Par Mummy Mene To Unki Khidki Mein Se Sari Movie Dekhi” “Film Mein Ek Ladki Thi Jo Apne Kamre Mein Bethi Hui Thi, Tabhi Hero Aata Hai Aur Uska Hath Pakad Leta Hai Aur Fir Usko Puppy Karta Hua Bed Pe Lita Leta Hai” Itne Mein Santa Kamre Mein Gussa Aur Ek Zor Ka Thappar Pappu Ko Maara Maa: “O Ji, Kyu Maarte Ho Bachhe Ko, Film Ki Story Hi To Bata Raha Tha” Santa: “Haramzada, Pata Nahi Kya Kya Dekhta Rahta Hai, Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Mein To Tv Hi Nahi Hai“

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Sardar Ji School Mein Apne Ladke Ka Report Card Lene Jate Hai Sardar: “Madam Ji Kab Dengi Aap” Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Sardar Ji Period Khatam Hone Tak To Intezar Kar Lo Na.
Fir De Dungi“

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Santa Apni Biwi Ki Gand (Back Side) Maar Raha Tha.
Us Ki Biwi Chillaane Lag Gayi: “Aah, Aah Mar Gayi Main Nikalo Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai” Santa Gusse Se Bola Bola: “Oye Tum Zyada Chalaak Mat Bano Mujko Pata Hai Kitna Dard Hota Hai“

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Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola Teacher: “Pappu Is Line Ko English Mein Translate Karo – Mera Seena Khushi Se Fool Raha Hai” Pappu: “With Happiness, My Chest Become Breast“

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Santa: “Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.” Banta Hairani Se: “Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.” Santa: “Abbey! Chusti Rahti Hai, Chusti Yani Fitness” Sale, Ye To Hai Hi Gande Dimaag Ka, Aap To Ye Nahi Soch Rahe The Na.

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Santa Apni Suhaag Raat Mein Apni Biwi Preeto Ki Chut Mein Ungli Daalta Hai.
Preeto Gusse Se Bhadakti Hue Boli “Abe Oye, Mere Paas Khud Ki 10 Ungliyan Hai, Maine Ungli Dalwaane Ke Liye Shaadi Nahi Ki Hai.”

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Santa Ki Biwi Ka Rape Ho Gaya Aur Court Mein Case Chal Raha Thha Judge: “Kya Tum Mujhe Vo Jagha Bata Sakte Ho Jahan Tumhari Biwi Ka Rape Hua?” Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ki Salwar Kholi Aur Panty Utar Ke Bola Santa: “Judge Sahab Yahan Hua Thha Rape, Yahan“

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Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.” Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?” Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

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Master Class Mein Bachho Ko Samajha Raha Tha, Master: “Agar Koi Apni Baat Doosre Ko Na Samjha Sake To Wo Chutiya Hota Hai” Pappu: “Sir Ji, Kya Matlab Main Samjha Nahi“

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Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do” Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai” Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar” Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, Tabhi To Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.“

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Santa Ek Ladki Ka Rape Kar Raha Tha Ladki Zor Zor Se Chilla Rahi Thi.
Santa Usko Bola: “Chillao, Chillao Or Chillao, Yahan Se Tumhari Awaz Bahar Nahi Jaa Sakti” Ladki Hairani Se Boli: “Mujhe Tumhari Baat Par Yakeen Nahi Hai” Santa Muskurate Hue Bola: “To Fir Theek Hai, Mein Yahan Se Chillata Hun, Tum Bahar Jaake Suno, Aawaz Aati Hai Ya Nahi“

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Santa Ka Baap Santa Ko Apni Marzi Se Shaadi Karne Ke Liye Gusse Se Bolta Hai.
Santa Ka Baap: “Tune Iss Ladki Mein Kya Dekha Jo Iss Ladki Se Shaadi Kar Li.” Santa: “Daddy, Ye Bachpan Mein Angootha Bohat Achha Choosti Thi.”

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Baba Saxidas Shehar Mein Kuch Kam Se Aaye Hue Thhe, Aur Media Wale Unke Piche Vaha Bhi Pahunch Gaye.
Ek Tharki Reporter Ne Pucha: “Baba, What Is The Similarity Between Bra, Panty and Isnurance?” Baba Saxidas Bole: “Kya Yaar, Tum Log Itna Bhi Nahi Jante, They All Provide Minimum Cover To Maximum Risky Areas“

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?” Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se” Teacher: “Wo Kaisi” Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“

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Santa Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya Unka Leader Aya Aur Santa Ke Gale Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega” Santa Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Lulli Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“

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Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya, Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?” Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, Ek Baar De De Baba“

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Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Laash Ko Dekh Vo Us Se Lipat Kar Rone Lagi Aur Boli.
Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan, Abhi To Mene Kuch Dekha Bhi Nahi Tha” Pass Mein Santa Khada Tha Ye Sun Us Se Raha Na Gaya Aur Bola.
Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Beta, Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nehlayenge, Tab Dekh Lena“

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Santa Ek Bar Apna Blood Test Karvane Hospital Gaya.
Nurse Ne Uski Finger Mein Se Blood Leke Finger Ko Muh Mein Dal Liya Do Min Baad Santa Khada Hoke Dance Karne Lag Gaya Nurse Ne Muh Mein Se Ungli Nikal Ke Pucha: “Dance Kyu Kar Rahe Ho?” Santa: “Oye Kudiye, Agla Test Urine Ka Hai“

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Pappu Aur Uski Girl-Friend Ghar Mein Bethe Hue The To Pappu Ne Us Se Puchha Pappu: “Do You Know Sperms Are Made Of Glucose and Sugar” Girl-Friend Hairani Se: “Sach? Yaar Yeh Baat To Mujhe Pata Hi Nahi Thi, Thanks.” Pappu: “Chalo Ab Isi Baat Par Muh To Mitha Kar Lo“

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Santa Ke Ghar Jab Pappu Hua To Uski Kunwari Saali Kuch Din Rahne Ke Liye Uske Ghar Aayi Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Sali Ko Bola: “Teri Didi Busy Hai, Tu Pappu Ko Doodh Hi Pila De” Sali Hairan Hokar: “Jija Ji, Mere Ko To Doodh Hi Nahi Aata” Santa Bhi Hairan Ho Gaya: “Kamal Hai, Display To Bahut Bhari Hai Aur Stock Kuch Bhi Nahi?“

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Ek Baar Santa Bike Rok Kar Helmet Khuja Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Puucha.
Aadmi: “Helmet Utaar Ke Khujao” Santa: “Chup Be, Jab Teri Gand Pe Khujli Hoti Hai To Kya Pent Utaar Ke Khujata Hai“

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Santa Ki Biwi Pregnant Thi Aur Vo Uske Saath Sex Nahi Kar Sakta Tha Ek Din Santa Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Mujhe Tharak Bahut Chadd Rahi Thhi, Banta Ki Biwi Ko 100 Rs.
Diye Aur Chod Kar Aa Raha Hoon” Santa Ki Biwi Boli: “Tum Na Bikul Bevkoof Ho, Lutt Ke Aa Gaye… Banta To Yaha 50 Rs.
Mein Karke Jata Hai.
“

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Santa Ne Apne Sath Wale Padosi Se Ek Din Puchha Santa: “Ek Baat Bata Yaar, Kya 48 Saal Ke Baad Aurat Ko Bachha Ho Sakta Hai?” Padosi: “Nahi Yaar Ye To Bahut Hi Mushkil Hai” Santa: “To Yaar Apni Biwi Ko Samjha Na, Ese Hi Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karvati Hai“

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Ek Baar Santa Bike Rok Kar Helmet Khuja Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Puucha.
Aadmi: “Helmet Utaar Ke Khujao” Santa: “Chup Be, Jab Teri Gand Pe Khujli Hoti Hai To Kya Pent Utaar Ke Khujata Hai“