😆 Bakwaas Nahi, Sirf Hasi – Latest Hindi Jokes – 04

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Pappu Jab Chota Thha To, Kisi Baat Pe Ghar Se Maar Khakar Gusse Mein School Ja Raha Tha Raste Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: “Beta Padhne Ja Rahe Ho?” Pappu Gusse Se: “Jab Aap Chhote Thhe To School Dress Mein Kya Gaand Marvane Jaate The?“

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Sir Miss Ke Boobs Daba Raha Tha Pappu Ne Dekh Liya.
Is Se Pahle Pappu Kuch Bolta, Sir Bola Sir: “Beta, Miss Ke Sine Mein Dard Hai Isliye Daba Raha Hoon” Pappu Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke Bacha Hoon Koi Chutiya Nahi, Main Bhi HBO Dekhta Hoon – Pogo Nahi”

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Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola Teacher: “Pappu Is Line Ko English Mein Translate Karo – Mera Seena Khushi Se Fool Raha Hai” Pappu: “With Happiness, My Chest Become Breast“

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Ek Baar Santa Kisi Beach Par Gaya.
Wahaan Use Ek Nangi Ladki Leti Hui Dikhayi Di.
Santa Ko Sharam Aa Gayi To Usne Uske Pichwade Par Apni Topi Rakh Kar Chala Gaya.
Piche Se Ghumta Hua Banta Aa Raha Tha, Usne Ye Nazara Dekha To Chilla Kar Bola Banta: “Bachao-Bachao, Hey Bhagwan Wo Admi Pura Andar Chala Gaya Sirf Topi Bahar Rah Gayi.“

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Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein PaiseKyun Rakhti Ho?” Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale” Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“

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Santa Ki Shaadi Ke 3 month Baad Hi Beta Ho Gaya.
Santa: “Ye Hamara Bachha 3 month Baad Kaise Ho Gaya? Aur Logo Ka To 9 month Baad Hota Hai?” Biwi: “Aaap Bhi Na..
Ye Batao Aapki Shaadi Ko Kitna Time Hua Hai?” Santa: “3 month” Biwi: “Aur Meri Shaadi Ko?” Santa: “3 month” Biwi: “Aur Hamara Bachcha Kitne Time Baad Hua?” Santa: “3 month Baad” Biwi: “Total Kitne Months Ho Gaye?” Santa Khushi Se: “Oh Shit Yaar, Samay Ka Pata Hi Nhi Chala..
Sorry Janu Mene Tumpar Shak Kiya“

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Santa Bechare Ko Loose Motions Lage Hue Thhe, Aur Vo Bada Pareshan Thha Jaisi Taise Karke Vo Ek Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.
Ab Problem Ye Thhi Ki Vo Doctor Ko Bataye Kaisi, Itne Mein Uski Baari Aa Gayi Doctor: “What Is Your Problem?” Santa Kuch Sochte Hue: “Free Outgoing With Variety Of Ring Tones“

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Santa Banta Se Ek Din Dukhi Mann Se Bola Santa: “Yaar Meri Ek Problem Hai, Meri Biwi Mere Neeche Ke Baal Khinchti Rahti Hai.” Banta: “Agar Tu Kahe To Main Tujhe Ek Idea Du, Jisse Woh Tere Baal Kabhi Nahi Khinchegi” Santa: “Woh Kya? Jaldi Bata Bhai” Banta: “Jis Din Woh Tere Baal Kheeche..
Us Din Uski 2 Baar Age Se, 2 Baar Peeche Se, 2 Baar Khada Karke Achi Tarah Chudayi Kar.” Santa: “Oye Tune Ye Saja Meri Biwi Ke Liye Batai Hai Ya Mere Liye?“

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Santa Wife Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha Sex Ke Baad Wife Ko Geela Geela Sa Laga To Patni Ne Pucha Patni: “Oye, Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya?” Santa: “Yaar Condoms Ke Pack Pe Likha Thha, Don’t Use If Seal Is Broken“

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Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.” Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?” Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

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Santa: “Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.” Banta Hairani Se: “Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.” Santa: “Abbey! Chusti Rahti Hai, Chusti Yani Fitness” Sale, Ye To Hai Hi Gande Dimaag Ka, Aap To Ye Nahi Soch Rahe The Na.

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Santa Sochte Hue Banta Se Bolta Hai: “Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Kitni Chalak Hoti Hain” Banta Puchta Hai: “Kyun??” Santa: “Yaar Ladkiyan Apna 18 Rupye Litre Wala Doodh Dikha Kar, Humara 180 Rupye Litre Wala Ghee Nikal Leti Hai.

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Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha Golu: “Yaar Ek Baat To Bata, Ye School Male Hota Hai Ya Female?” Pappu Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Yaar Ye To Mujhe Khud Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Aaya, Kyunki Ismein Ghanta Bhi Hota Hai Aur Periods Bhi“

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3rd Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola Teacher: “ABCD Likho” Pappu Ne Likh Di A E G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Teacher Ne Pada Aur Hairani Se Boli: “Arey Isme BFCD Kaha Hai?” Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam Mere Bag Mein Hai, Aapko Dekhni Hai To Bata Dena.“

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बड़ी बहन हनीमून पर गई। छोटी ने मैसेज किया, दीदी जो जीन्स दी थी, उसे जरूर पहनना। दीदी ने जवाब दिया, इस हरामखोर ने 4 दिन से चड्ढी नहीं पहनने दी है..
और तुझे जीन्स की पड़ी है?

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Santa Galti Se Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Jata Hai Ek Ladies Jo Ander Hoti Hai Chilla Ke Kahti Hai: “Arey Ye Ladies Ke Liye Hai” Santa Apni Zip Khol Ke Kahta Hai: “Ji Ye Bhi Sirf Ladie Ke Liye Hai“

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Santa Biwi Ke Saath Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana Raha Tha To Light Chali Gayi Santa: “Uff, Aaj Ye Condom Itna Tight Aur Chota Kaisi Ho Gaya Hai?” Biwi Gusse Se: “Arrey Ye Condom Nahi Hai, Bache Ki Doodh Ki Bottle Ka Nipple Hai“

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Ek Raat Ko Santa Fashion Tv Dekh Raha Tha To Achank Uska Ladka Aa Jata Hai To Banta Fatafat Bola: “Gareeb Ladkiyan Hain Bechari Kapde Kharidne Ke Liye Bhi Pese Nahi Hain” Ladka: “Daddy ! Jab Inse Bhi Gareeb Ladkiyan Aaye To Mujhe Bhi Awaj Laga Dena“

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Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya Kyunki “Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi.“

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Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.” Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?” Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

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Ek Baar Sharabi Santa Ka Lund Facture Hone Par Ek Admi Use Hospital Le Gaya, Waha Doctor Ne Pucha.
Doctor: “Yeh Kaise Hua?” Santa: “Main Usko Jaan Se Maar Dunga Jisne Diwaar Par Nangi Ladki Ki Tasvir Chipkai“

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Santa Bade Pareshan Haal Mein Apne Familly Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Santa: “Dr.
Saab, Mene Hamesha Apni Biwi Se Condom Laga Ke Sex Kiya Hai Fir Bhi Uske 3 Bachhe Ho Gaye” Dr Hairan Ho Ke: “Achha?? Kamal Hai Yaar.
Vese Tum Condom Lagate Kaisi Ho” Santa: “Jitna Condom Lund Pe Chadta Hai, Utna Chada Ke Baki Ka Aage Se Kaat Deta Hun“

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Santa Ki Wife TV Dekh Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Santa Usko Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?” Wife: “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga, Aapko Kya” Santa: “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana Toh Aata Hi Nahi Hai” Wife: “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kuch Kaha?“

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Santa Ne Socha Ki Vo Gaon Mein Hi Shadi Karega Kyunki Gaon Ki Ladkiyan Shariff Aur Sex Se Anjaan Rahti Hain Isliye Kunwari Bhi Hoti Hain.
Santa Ke Baap Ne Uske Liye Rishtedari Mein Ek Gaanv Ki Ladki Dhundi Santa Us Sse Milne Gaya Aur Usko Apna Lund Dikha Ke Pucha Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Bada Khush Hua Ki Ladki To Sharif Hai Isko Kuch Bhi Nahi Pata Usne Us Ladki Ke Sath Shadi Kar Li Suhag Raat Pe Santa Ne Usko Apna Lund Dikhaya Aur Poochha Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ji Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Ne Socha, Ab Is Ko Iska Asli Naam Bata Hi Deta Hun Santa: “Ye Chuha Nahi Lund Hai” Ladki: “Areey Ye Chuha Hi Hai, Lund To Hamare Gaanv Mein Kallu Ka Hota Tha“

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Teacher Class Mein Nayi Nayi Aayi Aur Bachho Ko Pucha Teacher: “Chalo Bacho Jaldi Batao, Jo Sun Nahi Sakta Use Kya Kahenge?” Santa: “Madam Ji, Usse Madarchod, Maa Ke Laude, Bhenchod, Bhen Ke Lund Kuchh Bhi Keh Do Kya Farak Padta Hai, Vo Kaunsa Sun Lega“

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Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli Ladki: “Wow, Mujhe Bhi Chahiye” Santa Bola: “Abe To Dekh Kya Rahi Hai, Jaldi Se Ek Cup Le Aa, Susu Khatam Hone Wala Hai“

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Baba Saxidas Is Back Again With New Gyan Ki Baat Baba Saxidas Ki Ek Baat Note Karke Rakh Lo.
Agar Sagayi Ki Anguthi Pahnaate Waqt Ladki Ki Sirf Badi Ungli Ka Nakhun Kataa Mile To Samajh Jaye Ki Ladki Porn Dekhne Ki Shonkeen Hai

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Santa Apne Tote Se Puchta Hai.
Santa: “Mitthu Bete, Jalebi Khayega?” Tota: “Apni Gaand Mein Daal Le Bhosdi Ke, Pehle Mirchi Khila-Khila Ke Bawasir Karwa Di, Ab Diabetes Bhi Lagwayega“

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Santa Pahli Baar Train Mein Reservation Karaane Ke Liye Gayaa Santa Ne Reservation Form Me “Ling/Sex” Wale Column Me Likh Diya “8 Inch” Aur Form Submit Kar Diya.
Booking Window Par Clerk Lady Thi, Usne Ye Dekha Aur Boli Lady Cleark: “Sir Ye Kya Hai, Isko Kaato, Ye Nahi Chalega” Santa Hairani Se: “Kitna Kaat Doon?” Lady Cleark: “Poora Hi Kaatna Padega” Santa Ke Tote Udd Gaye: “Madam Ji Aap Reservation Cancel Hi Kar Do, Main Bus Se Hi Chala Jaaunga.“

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A Girl After Taking Santa’s Dick In Her Mouth: “1000 Nikal Warna Kaat Lungi” Santa: “500 Mujhe De Warna Peshaab Kar Donga“