1.
Santa Ko Ek Din Hichki Aayi Aur Sath Mein Uska Lund Bhi Khada Ho Gaya Santa: “Arrey Wah Lagta Hai Balbir Bhai Ke Saath Babhi Bhi Yaad Kar Rahi Hai”
Santa Ko Ek Din Hichki Aayi Aur Sath Mein Uska Lund Bhi Khada Ho Gaya Santa: “Arrey Wah Lagta Hai Balbir Bhai Ke Saath Babhi Bhi Yaad Kar Rahi Hai”
2.
Sardar Ji Ne Ek Din Apne Bete Ko Muth Marte Dekh To Kuch Dino Baad Uski Shadi Ker Di.
Kuch Din Baad Bete Se Pucha: “Beta Ab To Sab Theek Hai Na?” Bete Ne Gusse Se Kaha: “Kya Ghanta Theek Hai Uska Haath To 5 Minute Mein Hi Thak Jata Hai“
Sardar Ji Ne Ek Din Apne Bete Ko Muth Marte Dekh To Kuch Dino Baad Uski Shadi Ker Di.
Kuch Din Baad Bete Se Pucha: “Beta Ab To Sab Theek Hai Na?” Bete Ne Gusse Se Kaha: “Kya Ghanta Theek Hai Uska Haath To 5 Minute Mein Hi Thak Jata Hai“
3.
Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To Woh Apne Munh Se Dusre Ke Munh Mein 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti Hai Aur Iska Koi Ilaj Nahi Hai.” Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye Aur Darr Gaye, Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Thha Ki Teacher Chutiya Kaat Raha Hai, Kuch Soch Ke Bola.
Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj Hai.” Teacher Hairan Ho Gaya: “Kya Ilaaj Hai?” Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do.“ ,Pappu Jahaaz Mein Beth Kar Mumbai Apne Uncle Ke Yaha Jaa Raha Tha.
Flight Mein Pilot Ne Announce Kiya: “Hum Ek Ghante Mein Land Karne Wale Hain.” Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gaya Aur Co-Pilot Se Bola: “Ab To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga, Fir Air Hostess Ko Apna Chusa Ke, Aadhe Ghante Tak Jam Ke Thukayi Karunga” Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band Karwane Ke Liye Bhaagi, Aur Pappu Ke Per Mein Fas Kar Gir Gayi.
Pappu Bola: “Aunty Aapko Badi Jaldi Hai, Suna Nahi Woh Pahle Chai Piyega.“
Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To Woh Apne Munh Se Dusre Ke Munh Mein 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti Hai Aur Iska Koi Ilaj Nahi Hai.” Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye Aur Darr Gaye, Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Thha Ki Teacher Chutiya Kaat Raha Hai, Kuch Soch Ke Bola.
Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj Hai.” Teacher Hairan Ho Gaya: “Kya Ilaaj Hai?” Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do.“ ,Pappu Jahaaz Mein Beth Kar Mumbai Apne Uncle Ke Yaha Jaa Raha Tha.
Flight Mein Pilot Ne Announce Kiya: “Hum Ek Ghante Mein Land Karne Wale Hain.” Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gaya Aur Co-Pilot Se Bola: “Ab To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga, Fir Air Hostess Ko Apna Chusa Ke, Aadhe Ghante Tak Jam Ke Thukayi Karunga” Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band Karwane Ke Liye Bhaagi, Aur Pappu Ke Per Mein Fas Kar Gir Gayi.
Pappu Bola: “Aunty Aapko Badi Jaldi Hai, Suna Nahi Woh Pahle Chai Piyega.“
4.
Santa: “Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.” Banta Hairani Se: “Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.” Santa: “Abbey! Chusti Rahti Hai, Chusti Yani Fitness” Sale, Ye To Hai Hi Gande Dimaag Ka, Aap To Ye Nahi Soch Rahe The Na.
Santa: “Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.” Banta Hairani Se: “Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.” Santa: “Abbey! Chusti Rahti Hai, Chusti Yani Fitness” Sale, Ye To Hai Hi Gande Dimaag Ka, Aap To Ye Nahi Soch Rahe The Na.
5.
Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada.
Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye.
Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha Doctor: “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?” Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha” Doctor Ne Uski Aankhein Saanf Ki Or Fir Pucha.
Santa: “Dr.
Saab Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha” Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Apni Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Apne Kapde Utare, Fir Santa Se Pucha.
Santa: “Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha Ji” Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Bra And Panty Utarne Ko Kaha, Aur Fir Pucha.
Santa: “Nahi Ji Sab Kuch Kaala Kaala Hai” Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Santa Ke Samne Jake Apne Boobs Hilaye Aur Choot Mein Ungli Dale.
Nurse Ne Esa Kiya, Doctor Ne Fir Santa Se Pucha.
Santa: “Doctor Saab Sach Mein Mujhe Kuch Najar Nahi Aa Raha” Doctor Ne Santa Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara Aur Bola.
Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To, Tera Lund Kaisi Khada Ho Gaya Hai?“
Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada.
Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye.
Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha Doctor: “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?” Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha” Doctor Ne Uski Aankhein Saanf Ki Or Fir Pucha.
Santa: “Dr.
Saab Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha” Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Apni Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Apne Kapde Utare, Fir Santa Se Pucha.
Santa: “Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha Ji” Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Bra And Panty Utarne Ko Kaha, Aur Fir Pucha.
Santa: “Nahi Ji Sab Kuch Kaala Kaala Hai” Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Santa Ke Samne Jake Apne Boobs Hilaye Aur Choot Mein Ungli Dale.
Nurse Ne Esa Kiya, Doctor Ne Fir Santa Se Pucha.
Santa: “Doctor Saab Sach Mein Mujhe Kuch Najar Nahi Aa Raha” Doctor Ne Santa Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara Aur Bola.
Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To, Tera Lund Kaisi Khada Ho Gaya Hai?“
6.
Santa Was Asked To Explain “Rape” He Said: “It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole“
Santa Was Asked To Explain “Rape” He Said: “It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole“
7.
Ladkiyon Ke Liye Baba Sexydas Ji Ki Ek Nek Salah: Sex Karte Samaye Condom Jaroor Use Kare Kyunki Condom – Rs.5 I-Pill – Rs.120 Moral: Save Money And Save Future (Kanya Hit Me Jaari)
Ladkiyon Ke Liye Baba Sexydas Ji Ki Ek Nek Salah: Sex Karte Samaye Condom Jaroor Use Kare Kyunki Condom – Rs.5 I-Pill – Rs.120 Moral: Save Money And Save Future (Kanya Hit Me Jaari)
8.
Santa Made Lot Of Money In USA.
Banta Asked: “How?” Santa: “I Made A Cream, When Applied On Penis, It Smells Like Banana and Was A Hit.” Banta Also Went To USA and Made 5 Times Money Than Santa.
Santa Asked: “How?” Banta: “I Also Developed A Cream, When Applied On Banana, It Smells Like Penis“
Santa Made Lot Of Money In USA.
Banta Asked: “How?” Santa: “I Made A Cream, When Applied On Penis, It Smells Like Banana and Was A Hit.” Banta Also Went To USA and Made 5 Times Money Than Santa.
Santa Asked: “How?” Banta: “I Also Developed A Cream, When Applied On Banana, It Smells Like Penis“
9.
Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola Teacher: “Pappu Is Line Ko English Mein Translate Karo – Mera Seena Khushi Se Fool Raha Hai” Pappu: “With Happiness, My Chest Become Breast“
Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola Teacher: “Pappu Is Line Ko English Mein Translate Karo – Mera Seena Khushi Se Fool Raha Hai” Pappu: “With Happiness, My Chest Become Breast“
10.
बड़ी बहन हनीमून पर गई। छोटी ने मैसेज किया, दीदी जो जीन्स दी थी, उसे जरूर पहनना। दीदी ने जवाब दिया, इस हरामखोर ने 4 दिन से चड्ढी नहीं पहनने दी है..
और तुझे जीन्स की पड़ी है?
बड़ी बहन हनीमून पर गई। छोटी ने मैसेज किया, दीदी जो जीन्स दी थी, उसे जरूर पहनना। दीदी ने जवाब दिया, इस हरामखोर ने 4 दिन से चड्ढी नहीं पहनने दी है..
और तुझे जीन्स की पड़ी है?
11.
Ek Baar Sharabi Santa Ka Lund Facture Hone Par Ek Admi Use Hospital Le Gaya, Waha Doctor Ne Pucha.
Doctor: “Yeh Kaise Hua?” Santa: “Main Usko Jaan Se Maar Dunga Jisne Diwaar Par Nangi Ladki Ki Tasvir Chipkai“
Ek Baar Sharabi Santa Ka Lund Facture Hone Par Ek Admi Use Hospital Le Gaya, Waha Doctor Ne Pucha.
Doctor: “Yeh Kaise Hua?” Santa: “Main Usko Jaan Se Maar Dunga Jisne Diwaar Par Nangi Ladki Ki Tasvir Chipkai“
12.
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“
13.
Ek Bar Santa Cycle Pe Gaanv (Village) Jaa Raha Tha.
Raste Mein Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ne Santa Se Lift Maangi Santa Ne Usko Cycle Ke Aage Bitha Liya Thodi Door Jane Par Ladki Ne Santa Se Pucha Ladki: “Maine Suna Hai Ki Punjabi Logo Ka Lund Bahut Bada Hota Hai, Kya Ye Sach Hai?” Santa Bola: “Oye Kudiye, Is Baat Par Yakeen Kar Le Kyunki Ye Cycle Ladies Hai“
Ek Bar Santa Cycle Pe Gaanv (Village) Jaa Raha Tha.
Raste Mein Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ne Santa Se Lift Maangi Santa Ne Usko Cycle Ke Aage Bitha Liya Thodi Door Jane Par Ladki Ne Santa Se Pucha Ladki: “Maine Suna Hai Ki Punjabi Logo Ka Lund Bahut Bada Hota Hai, Kya Ye Sach Hai?” Santa Bola: “Oye Kudiye, Is Baat Par Yakeen Kar Le Kyunki Ye Cycle Ladies Hai“
14.
Santa Was Asked To Give A Speech To Deaf and Dumb People.
He Gets Up On Stage, Squeezes His Chest, Touch His Cock and Starts Masturbating..
Organizers Pulled Him Off Stage and Asked Him What The Hell He Was Doing??.
He Said, I Just Wanted To Start By Saying “Ladies and Gentlemen, It Gives Me Great Pleasure“
Santa Was Asked To Give A Speech To Deaf and Dumb People.
He Gets Up On Stage, Squeezes His Chest, Touch His Cock and Starts Masturbating..
Organizers Pulled Him Off Stage and Asked Him What The Hell He Was Doing??.
He Said, I Just Wanted To Start By Saying “Ladies and Gentlemen, It Gives Me Great Pleasure“
15.
Do Ladkiya Gajar Choot Mein Dal Ke Hila Rahi Thhi Santa: “Kya Kar Rahi Ho?” Girl: “Maje Le Rahi Hai, Aao Hume Join Karo” Santa: “Ok, Wait Main Abhi Gajar Le Ke Aata Hun“
Do Ladkiya Gajar Choot Mein Dal Ke Hila Rahi Thhi Santa: “Kya Kar Rahi Ho?” Girl: “Maje Le Rahi Hai, Aao Hume Join Karo” Santa: “Ok, Wait Main Abhi Gajar Le Ke Aata Hun“
16.
Pati: Sex ho jaye? Wife:Nahi Pati: Zewar la dunga W:Nahi Pati: Car launga W:Nahi Beta so raha tha..beech me bola: Papa meri gand mar lo par CYCLE la do...
Pati: Sex ho jaye? Wife:Nahi Pati: Zewar la dunga W:Nahi Pati: Car launga W:Nahi Beta so raha tha..beech me bola: Papa meri gand mar lo par CYCLE la do...
17.
Ek Baar Santa Shirt Utaar Ke Balcony Mein Khada Tha.
Santa Ke padosi ne ye dekha aur uski tariff karte hue bola.
Padosi: “Wah Santa Ji, Kya Chest Hai?” Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Arrey Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Apni Bhabi Ki Dekhega To Pagal Ho Jayega“
Ek Baar Santa Shirt Utaar Ke Balcony Mein Khada Tha.
Santa Ke padosi ne ye dekha aur uski tariff karte hue bola.
Padosi: “Wah Santa Ji, Kya Chest Hai?” Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Arrey Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Apni Bhabi Ki Dekhega To Pagal Ho Jayega“
18.
Santa Ek Din Bank Gaya Pese Lene Layi Kudi Cashier Si Usne Puchhya: “So (100) Ke Loge” Santa: “Khade Khade V Chalega Ji, Tusi Davo Taan Sahi“
Santa Ek Din Bank Gaya Pese Lene Layi Kudi Cashier Si Usne Puchhya: “So (100) Ke Loge” Santa: “Khade Khade V Chalega Ji, Tusi Davo Taan Sahi“
19.
Santa Sochte Hue Banta Se Bolta Hai: “Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Kitni Chalak Hoti Hain” Banta Puchta Hai: “Kyun??” Santa: “Yaar Ladkiyan Apna 18 Rupye Litre Wala Doodh Dikha Kar, Humara 180 Rupye Litre Wala Ghee Nikal Leti Hai.
Santa Sochte Hue Banta Se Bolta Hai: “Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Kitni Chalak Hoti Hain” Banta Puchta Hai: “Kyun??” Santa: “Yaar Ladkiyan Apna 18 Rupye Litre Wala Doodh Dikha Kar, Humara 180 Rupye Litre Wala Ghee Nikal Leti Hai.
20.
Santa Badi Buri Halat Mein Ghar Aya Sab Ne Pucha: “Kya Hua?” Santa: “Mandi Mein Anaaj Bech Raha Thha Ye Kah Ke Gehoon-Le-Lo” Gharwale: “Fir?” Santa: “Sab Ne Samjha Gay-Hun-Le-Lo, Aur Unhone Meri Mill Ke Li“
Santa Badi Buri Halat Mein Ghar Aya Sab Ne Pucha: “Kya Hua?” Santa: “Mandi Mein Anaaj Bech Raha Thha Ye Kah Ke Gehoon-Le-Lo” Gharwale: “Fir?” Santa: “Sab Ne Samjha Gay-Hun-Le-Lo, Aur Unhone Meri Mill Ke Li“
21.
लड़की दूकानदार से:- CONDOM देना.
दूकानदार(मस्ती मैं):- किस लिए! लड़की (गुस्से से):- तेरे बाप को गिफ्ट करूँगी, ताकि तेरे जैसा दूसरा चुतिया पैदा ना करे
लड़की दूकानदार से:- CONDOM देना.
दूकानदार(मस्ती मैं):- किस लिए! लड़की (गुस्से से):- तेरे बाप को गिफ्ट करूँगी, ताकि तेरे जैसा दूसरा चुतिया पैदा ना करे
22.
Santa Ka Juta Fat Gaya, Usne Juta Mochi Ko Diya Aur Kaha, Santa: “Jute Ko Aisa Silna, Aisa Chamkana Ke Shakal Nazar Aaye” Mochi Ne Jute Ko Sil Kar Usme Shisha Fit Kar Diya Santa Khush Ho Gaya Aur Apni Shop Par Gaya,Uski Shop Par Ek Modern Ladki Aayi Santa Ne Juta Uski Tangon Ke Niche Kiya Aur Bola Santa: “Apne Blue Panty Paheni Hai Na” Ladki Hairan, Agle Din Wo Red Panty Pahen Kar Aayi, Santa Ne Phir Use Bola, Santa: “Apne Red Panty Paheni Hai Na” Teesre Din Wo Panty Pehan Kar Hi Nahi Aayi.
Jaise Hi Santa Ne Juta Age Kiya To Bola Santa: “Oohhhh, Bhenchod Juta Fir Se Fat Gaya“
Santa Ka Juta Fat Gaya, Usne Juta Mochi Ko Diya Aur Kaha, Santa: “Jute Ko Aisa Silna, Aisa Chamkana Ke Shakal Nazar Aaye” Mochi Ne Jute Ko Sil Kar Usme Shisha Fit Kar Diya Santa Khush Ho Gaya Aur Apni Shop Par Gaya,Uski Shop Par Ek Modern Ladki Aayi Santa Ne Juta Uski Tangon Ke Niche Kiya Aur Bola Santa: “Apne Blue Panty Paheni Hai Na” Ladki Hairan, Agle Din Wo Red Panty Pahen Kar Aayi, Santa Ne Phir Use Bola, Santa: “Apne Red Panty Paheni Hai Na” Teesre Din Wo Panty Pehan Kar Hi Nahi Aayi.
Jaise Hi Santa Ne Juta Age Kiya To Bola Santa: “Oohhhh, Bhenchod Juta Fir Se Fat Gaya“
23.
Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Madam Ne Ek Din Usko Bade Pyar Se Puchha Madam: “Pappu Beta, Tumhe Sabse Jyada Maza Kab Aata Hai?” Pappu Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aap Mujhe Susu Karane Ke Liye Meri Nunni Hath Se Bahar Nikalti Ho”
Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Madam Ne Ek Din Usko Bade Pyar Se Puchha Madam: “Pappu Beta, Tumhe Sabse Jyada Maza Kab Aata Hai?” Pappu Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aap Mujhe Susu Karane Ke Liye Meri Nunni Hath Se Bahar Nikalti Ho”
24.
Santa Apni Gharwali Ke Sath Bus Mein Apne Mayake Ja Raha Thha Santa Ki Biwi Uske Kaan Mein Boli: “Suno Ji, Piche Wala Mere Bra Mein Hath Dal Raha Hai” Santa Hass Ke Bola: “Dalne De, Tu Chinta Na Kar Tera Purse Mere Pass Hai“
Santa Apni Gharwali Ke Sath Bus Mein Apne Mayake Ja Raha Thha Santa Ki Biwi Uske Kaan Mein Boli: “Suno Ji, Piche Wala Mere Bra Mein Hath Dal Raha Hai” Santa Hass Ke Bola: “Dalne De, Tu Chinta Na Kar Tera Purse Mere Pass Hai“
25.
Pappu Jab Chhota Tha Vo Tabhi Se Kameena Tha.
Ek Din Vo Apne Padosi Uncle Sharma Ji Ko Bola Pappu: “Uncle, Ek Baat Batao, Aunty Raat Ko Kabutron Ko Dana Deti Hai Kya?” Uncle Hairani Se: “Nahi Beta, Kyun?” Papppu: “Phir Unki Awaaz Kyun Aati Hai, Ah Ahh Ahh Aah Aah Aah Aah“
Pappu Jab Chhota Tha Vo Tabhi Se Kameena Tha.
Ek Din Vo Apne Padosi Uncle Sharma Ji Ko Bola Pappu: “Uncle, Ek Baat Batao, Aunty Raat Ko Kabutron Ko Dana Deti Hai Kya?” Uncle Hairani Se: “Nahi Beta, Kyun?” Papppu: “Phir Unki Awaaz Kyun Aati Hai, Ah Ahh Ahh Aah Aah Aah Aah“
26.
A Nigro Man Attended A Night Party Without Dress.
Santa Thought He Was In Black Suit.
He Told Him: “Your Dress Is Nice But Tie Is In Wrong Place“
A Nigro Man Attended A Night Party Without Dress.
Santa Thought He Was In Black Suit.
He Told Him: “Your Dress Is Nice But Tie Is In Wrong Place“
27.
Santa Was Sitting In His House Without Pagdi On Head And Banta Comes To Meet Him Banta Shocked: “Oye Santa Tune Baal Katwa Diye?” Santa With Shame: “Haan Yaar, Bahut Hairfall Ho Raha Tha.” Banta Shouts: “Hair Fall Ho Raha Tha To Baal Katwa Diye, Phir To Acha Hua Tujhe Nightfall Nahi Hua Warna Tu To Pata Nahi Kya-Kya Katwa Deta.“
Santa Was Sitting In His House Without Pagdi On Head And Banta Comes To Meet Him Banta Shocked: “Oye Santa Tune Baal Katwa Diye?” Santa With Shame: “Haan Yaar, Bahut Hairfall Ho Raha Tha.” Banta Shouts: “Hair Fall Ho Raha Tha To Baal Katwa Diye, Phir To Acha Hua Tujhe Nightfall Nahi Hua Warna Tu To Pata Nahi Kya-Kya Katwa Deta.“
28.
In A Period Of Sex Education, Teacher Asks.
Teacher: “Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?” Pappu: “Mam Simple, Because Hand-Made Things Are Always Costly“
In A Period Of Sex Education, Teacher Asks.
Teacher: “Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?” Pappu: “Mam Simple, Because Hand-Made Things Are Always Costly“
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Ek Admi Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hone Wali Thi To Vo Furniture Wale Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Aadmi: “Mistri Ji, Bed Zara Majbut Banana, Mere Ladke Ne Bahu Pe Chadna Hai” Ab Mistri Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bola: “Ji Chinta Na Kijiye, Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi Bahu Pe Chad Jaaye To Bhi Nahi Tutega.“
Ek Admi Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hone Wali Thi To Vo Furniture Wale Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Aadmi: “Mistri Ji, Bed Zara Majbut Banana, Mere Ladke Ne Bahu Pe Chadna Hai” Ab Mistri Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bola: “Ji Chinta Na Kijiye, Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi Bahu Pe Chad Jaaye To Bhi Nahi Tutega.“
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Santa Ka Beta Pappu Daru Pee Raha Tha Achanak Santa Ne Usko Peete Dekh liya Aur Gusse Se Bola Santa: “Ruk Bhonsdi Ke, Aaj To Mein Teri Maa Chod Dunga” Pappu Nashe Mein: “To Aur Roj Kya Mohalle Wale Chodte Hain“
Santa Ka Beta Pappu Daru Pee Raha Tha Achanak Santa Ne Usko Peete Dekh liya Aur Gusse Se Bola Santa: “Ruk Bhonsdi Ke, Aaj To Mein Teri Maa Chod Dunga” Pappu Nashe Mein: “To Aur Roj Kya Mohalle Wale Chodte Hain“
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