1.
Teacher Santa Se: “Use The Word Harassment In A Sentence” Santa: “When I Was In School With Her, Her-Ass-Meant A Lot To Me“
Teacher Santa Se: “Use The Word Harassment In A Sentence” Santa: “When I Was In School With Her, Her-Ass-Meant A Lot To Me“
2.
Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao” Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye To Sari Jimmedari Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.“
Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao” Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye To Sari Jimmedari Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.“
3.
Santa Ne Pakistan Mein Exam Diya Aur Use Fansi Ki Saza Suna Di Gayi.
Kyu? Kyuki Uske Exam Mein Sawal Tha Ki Musharaf Kab Paida Hua? Santa Ne Answer Diya Tha “Jab Uski Maan Chudi“
Santa Ne Pakistan Mein Exam Diya Aur Use Fansi Ki Saza Suna Di Gayi.
Kyu? Kyuki Uske Exam Mein Sawal Tha Ki Musharaf Kab Paida Hua? Santa Ne Answer Diya Tha “Jab Uski Maan Chudi“
4.
Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha Achanak Hi Santa Ne Pucha.
Santa To Girl: “Do U Have Aids?” Girl: “No” Santa: “Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai, Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mujhe Dobara Aids Ho Jaye.“
Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha Achanak Hi Santa Ne Pucha.
Santa To Girl: “Do U Have Aids?” Girl: “No” Santa: “Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai, Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mujhe Dobara Aids Ho Jaye.“
5.
Banta Ko Har Baat Mein Gaaliyaan Dene Ki Aadat Thi.
Ek Din Bhaaga-Bhaaga Kahi Jaa Raha Tha To Santa Ne Puchha Santa: “Abe Kidhar Ja Raha Hai?” Banta: “Bahan Ki Chut, Photostate Karane Jaa Raha Hoon” Santa: “Achha, Fir Chut Ki Ek Copy Mujhe Bhi De Diyo.“
Banta Ko Har Baat Mein Gaaliyaan Dene Ki Aadat Thi.
Ek Din Bhaaga-Bhaaga Kahi Jaa Raha Tha To Santa Ne Puchha Santa: “Abe Kidhar Ja Raha Hai?” Banta: “Bahan Ki Chut, Photostate Karane Jaa Raha Hoon” Santa: “Achha, Fir Chut Ki Ek Copy Mujhe Bhi De Diyo.“
6.
माँ :- बेटी अब तुम 16 साल की हो गई हो.
वक़्त आ गया है सेक्स के बारे मैं जानने का..
बेटी:- जी अम्मी.
“पूछें क्या पूछना है”.
माँ :- बेटी अब तुम 16 साल की हो गई हो.
वक़्त आ गया है सेक्स के बारे मैं जानने का..
बेटी:- जी अम्मी.
“पूछें क्या पूछना है”.
7.
Santa Was Asked To Explain “Rape” He Said: “It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole“
Santa Was Asked To Explain “Rape” He Said: “It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole“
8.
Pappu Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Masti Ke Mood Mein Puchha.
Ladki: “Sex Ke Pehle Chut Kaisi Dikhti Hai?” Pappu: “Jaise Gulaab” Ladki: “Aur Sex Ke Baad?” Pappu: “Sardar Ji Ke Muh Ki Tarha Jisne Thodi Der Pehle Lassi Pi Ho“
Pappu Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Masti Ke Mood Mein Puchha.
Ladki: “Sex Ke Pehle Chut Kaisi Dikhti Hai?” Pappu: “Jaise Gulaab” Ladki: “Aur Sex Ke Baad?” Pappu: “Sardar Ji Ke Muh Ki Tarha Jisne Thodi Der Pehle Lassi Pi Ho“
9.
Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?” Santa: “Sir, Preeto” Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?” Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi, Par Main Pyar Se Fuddi Kehta Hoon“
Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?” Santa: “Sir, Preeto” Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?” Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi, Par Main Pyar Se Fuddi Kehta Hoon“
10.
Ek Sardar Ji Doctor Ke Paas Gaye Aur Bole “Doctor Sahab Kamjori Badi Haigi Hai” Doctor: “Doodh Daba Ke Piya Kar Kamjori Door Ho Jayegi” Sardar: “Doctor Saab Doodh Te Mein Bada Peenda Haan Par Oh Jyada Dabaan Nahi Dendi“
Ek Sardar Ji Doctor Ke Paas Gaye Aur Bole “Doctor Sahab Kamjori Badi Haigi Hai” Doctor: “Doodh Daba Ke Piya Kar Kamjori Door Ho Jayegi” Sardar: “Doctor Saab Doodh Te Mein Bada Peenda Haan Par Oh Jyada Dabaan Nahi Dendi“
11.
Pappu Ne Apne Baap Santa Ki Tambaku Ki Dibbiya Pe “Chut” Likh Diya.
Santa: “Abbe Sale Yeh Kya Likh Diya Hai” Pappu: “Arey Papa, Yeh Toh Mene Aapki Suvidha Ke Liye Likha Hai, Jidhar ‘Chu’ Hai Udhar Chuna Hai Aur Jidhar ‘T’ Hai Udhar Tambaku“
Pappu Ne Apne Baap Santa Ki Tambaku Ki Dibbiya Pe “Chut” Likh Diya.
Santa: “Abbe Sale Yeh Kya Likh Diya Hai” Pappu: “Arey Papa, Yeh Toh Mene Aapki Suvidha Ke Liye Likha Hai, Jidhar ‘Chu’ Hai Udhar Chuna Hai Aur Jidhar ‘T’ Hai Udhar Tambaku“
12.
Arz Kiya H Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,
Gaur Farmaiyega.
Wah Wah, !!! ,
Sun to Le Bhosdi ke,
Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,
Use Kehte H Jhaat K Baal...
Arz Kiya H Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,
Gaur Farmaiyega.
Wah Wah, !!! ,
Sun to Le Bhosdi ke,
Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,
Use Kehte H Jhaat K Baal...
13.
Santa: “Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.” Banta Hairani Se: “Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.” Santa: “Abbey! Chusti Rahti Hai, Chusti Yani Fitness” Sale, Ye To Hai Hi Gande Dimaag Ka, Aap To Ye Nahi Soch Rahe The Na.
Santa: “Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.” Banta Hairani Se: “Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.” Santa: “Abbey! Chusti Rahti Hai, Chusti Yani Fitness” Sale, Ye To Hai Hi Gande Dimaag Ka, Aap To Ye Nahi Soch Rahe The Na.
14.
वासना, प्यार और शादी में क्या फ़र्क है ?
संता : वासना मे पेंटी को फाड़ते हैं,
प्यार मे उतारते हैं,
और शादी मे धोकर सुखाकर अलमारी मे रखते हैं.
वासना, प्यार और शादी में क्या फ़र्क है ?
संता : वासना मे पेंटी को फाड़ते हैं,
प्यार मे उतारते हैं,
और शादी मे धोकर सुखाकर अलमारी मे रखते हैं.
15.
Banta Ne Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ko Market Jaate Dekha To Shaam Ko Santa Ko Akela Dekh Puchha.
Banta: “Aaj Kal Bhabhi Ji Ka Left Boob Kaafi Chhota Dikh Raha Hai, Kyun?” Santa: “Ye Saale R.T.O Waalo Ne Seat Belt Lagwa-Lagwa Ke Left Boob Ki Maan Chod Di Hai“
Banta Ne Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ko Market Jaate Dekha To Shaam Ko Santa Ko Akela Dekh Puchha.
Banta: “Aaj Kal Bhabhi Ji Ka Left Boob Kaafi Chhota Dikh Raha Hai, Kyun?” Santa: “Ye Saale R.T.O Waalo Ne Seat Belt Lagwa-Lagwa Ke Left Boob Ki Maan Chod Di Hai“
16.
Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.
Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar” Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega“
Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.
Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar” Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega“
17.
Banta Ne Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ko Market Jaate Dekha To Shaam Ko Santa Ko Akela Dekh Puchha.
Banta: “Aaj Kal Bhabhi Ji Ka Left Boob Kaafi Chhota Dikh Raha Hai, Kyun?” Santa: “Ye Saale R.T.O Waalo Ne Seat Belt Lagwa-Lagwa Ke Left Boob Ki Maan Chod Di Hai“
Banta Ne Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ko Market Jaate Dekha To Shaam Ko Santa Ko Akela Dekh Puchha.
Banta: “Aaj Kal Bhabhi Ji Ka Left Boob Kaafi Chhota Dikh Raha Hai, Kyun?” Santa: “Ye Saale R.T.O Waalo Ne Seat Belt Lagwa-Lagwa Ke Left Boob Ki Maan Chod Di Hai“
18.
Santa Banta Ek Sath Sadak Ke Ja Rahe Thhe To Santa Ne Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha: “Wah!! What A Breast” Banta Bola: “Yaar Breast To Yaad Aya Babhi Da Ki Haai Hai?“
Santa Banta Ek Sath Sadak Ke Ja Rahe Thhe To Santa Ne Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha: “Wah!! What A Breast” Banta Bola: “Yaar Breast To Yaad Aya Babhi Da Ki Haai Hai?“
19.
Santa Ek Din Bada Khush Sa Hoke Ghar Aya Aur Apne Baap Ko Bola.
Santa: “Daddy Daddy, Mera Lund Class Mein Sabse Bada Hai, Esa Mere Mein Kya Khas Hai?” Santa Ka Baap Gusse Se Bola.
Daddy: “Bhonsdi Ke, Kyunki Tu 18 Saal Ka Ho Gaya Hai Aur Abhi Bhi 5th Class Mein Hai“
Santa Ek Din Bada Khush Sa Hoke Ghar Aya Aur Apne Baap Ko Bola.
Santa: “Daddy Daddy, Mera Lund Class Mein Sabse Bada Hai, Esa Mere Mein Kya Khas Hai?” Santa Ka Baap Gusse Se Bola.
Daddy: “Bhonsdi Ke, Kyunki Tu 18 Saal Ka Ho Gaya Hai Aur Abhi Bhi 5th Class Mein Hai“
20.
Pappu Santa Se: “Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho” Santa Hairani Se: “Kyu Be?” Pappu: “Aaj Jab Aap Bahar Gaye Thhe To Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Jaldi Karo Wo Chutiya Aane Wala Hai“
Pappu Santa Se: “Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho” Santa Hairani Se: “Kyu Be?” Pappu: “Aaj Jab Aap Bahar Gaye Thhe To Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Jaldi Karo Wo Chutiya Aane Wala Hai“
21.
Santa Badi Roni Si Surat Bana Kar Ek Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Rote Hue Doctor Ko Apni Problem Batane Laga Santa: “Main Sidha Khada Hokar Halka Sa Jhuk Kar… Apni Left Leg Ghutne Se Modkar Sidha Karta Hoon… Fir Right Leg Ko Ghutne Se Modkar Sidha Karta Hoon… Tab Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Hota Hai…” Doctor Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Mein Bola: “Achha, Par Aisa Tu Apni Gaand Marwane Ke Liye Karta Hai?” Santa: “To Bhosdi Ke Underwear Kaise Pehnu“
Santa Badi Roni Si Surat Bana Kar Ek Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Rote Hue Doctor Ko Apni Problem Batane Laga Santa: “Main Sidha Khada Hokar Halka Sa Jhuk Kar… Apni Left Leg Ghutne Se Modkar Sidha Karta Hoon… Fir Right Leg Ko Ghutne Se Modkar Sidha Karta Hoon… Tab Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Hota Hai…” Doctor Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Mein Bola: “Achha, Par Aisa Tu Apni Gaand Marwane Ke Liye Karta Hai?” Santa: “To Bhosdi Ke Underwear Kaise Pehnu“
22.
Madam Claas Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi I For Ink J For Jug K For Kite L For Lund Ohh! Sorry Baccho Galti Se Muh Se Nikal Gaya.
Pappu: “Koi Baat Nahi Madam Wapas Muh Mein Le Lijiye“
Madam Claas Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi I For Ink J For Jug K For Kite L For Lund Ohh! Sorry Baccho Galti Se Muh Se Nikal Gaya.
Pappu: “Koi Baat Nahi Madam Wapas Muh Mein Le Lijiye“
23.
Ek Din Santa Ne Socha Ki Beta School Ka Kaam Karta Hai Ya Nahi, Ye Dekhne Ke Liye Pappu Ka School Bag Check Kiya To Useme Ek Condom Mila.
Santa Gusse Mein Aake: “Kutte, Tuje Sharam Nahi Aati Is Umar Mein School Bag Mein Condom Rakhta Hai?” Pappu: “To Fir Mai Kya Karu, Itni Chhoti Si Umar Mein Baap Ban Jau?“
Ek Din Santa Ne Socha Ki Beta School Ka Kaam Karta Hai Ya Nahi, Ye Dekhne Ke Liye Pappu Ka School Bag Check Kiya To Useme Ek Condom Mila.
Santa Gusse Mein Aake: “Kutte, Tuje Sharam Nahi Aati Is Umar Mein School Bag Mein Condom Rakhta Hai?” Pappu: “To Fir Mai Kya Karu, Itni Chhoti Si Umar Mein Baap Ban Jau?“
24.
Preeto Apne Pati Santa Se Subha Uth Ke Kahti Hai Preeto: “Suno Ji, Aaj Phir Billi Doodh Pee Gayi” Santa: “Maine Tujhe Kitni Baar Kaha Hai Ki Apne Blouse Ke Button Band Karke Soya Kar“
Preeto Apne Pati Santa Se Subha Uth Ke Kahti Hai Preeto: “Suno Ji, Aaj Phir Billi Doodh Pee Gayi” Santa: “Maine Tujhe Kitni Baar Kaha Hai Ki Apne Blouse Ke Button Band Karke Soya Kar“
25.
Teacher: Prove That AB/AG + 2MP + 4WD + 9MC = ABC? Pappu: “A Boy Over A Girl + 2 Minute Pain + 4 White Drops + 9 Months Course = A Beautiful Child.
Teacher: Prove That AB/AG + 2MP + 4WD + 9MC = ABC? Pappu: “A Boy Over A Girl + 2 Minute Pain + 4 White Drops + 9 Months Course = A Beautiful Child.
26.
Pappu Ke Pados Mein Ek Nayi Familly Rahne Aayi, Ek Din Uski Ladki Ne T–Shirt Pahni Hui Thhi Jispe Car Bani Hui Thi.
Papu Lagatar Usko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha, Ladki Ne Us Se Pucha.
Ladki: “Oye, Kabhi Car Nahi Dekhi Kya?” Papu: “Ji, Car To Dekhi Hai, Par Itne Bade-Bade Speed Breaker Kabhi Nahi Dekhe“
Pappu Ke Pados Mein Ek Nayi Familly Rahne Aayi, Ek Din Uski Ladki Ne T–Shirt Pahni Hui Thhi Jispe Car Bani Hui Thi.
Papu Lagatar Usko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha, Ladki Ne Us Se Pucha.
Ladki: “Oye, Kabhi Car Nahi Dekhi Kya?” Papu: “Ji, Car To Dekhi Hai, Par Itne Bade-Bade Speed Breaker Kabhi Nahi Dekhe“
27.
Ek Sardar Ne Raat Mein Sadak Par Chalti Ladki Ko Utha Liya Aur Kisi Sunsaan Jagha Par Jaakar Uska Rape Karne Laga Abhi Vo Rape Karne Hi Wala Thha Ki Ladko Boli: “Ek Kadam Bhi Aage Badhaya To Mein Apne Aap Ko Maar Dalungi” Sardar Bola: “Wah Kudiye, Tenu Mar Jana Kabool Hai Kisi De Kamm Aana Nahi“
Ek Sardar Ne Raat Mein Sadak Par Chalti Ladki Ko Utha Liya Aur Kisi Sunsaan Jagha Par Jaakar Uska Rape Karne Laga Abhi Vo Rape Karne Hi Wala Thha Ki Ladko Boli: “Ek Kadam Bhi Aage Badhaya To Mein Apne Aap Ko Maar Dalungi” Sardar Bola: “Wah Kudiye, Tenu Mar Jana Kabool Hai Kisi De Kamm Aana Nahi“
28.
Sunny Leone: “Meri Next Hindi Movie Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi” Pappu: “Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayen”
Sunny Leone: “Meri Next Hindi Movie Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi” Pappu: “Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayen”
29.
Santa Mobile Shop Ke Bahar Khada Mobile Dekh Raha Tha.
Andar Se Salesman Ne Smile Dete Hue Awaj Lagayi Salesman: “Please Come Inside and Choose” Santa Gusse Se: “Bhosadi Ke Tu Bahar Aa Aur Mera Choos…!!!!!”
Santa Mobile Shop Ke Bahar Khada Mobile Dekh Raha Tha.
Andar Se Salesman Ne Smile Dete Hue Awaj Lagayi Salesman: “Please Come Inside and Choose” Santa Gusse Se: “Bhosadi Ke Tu Bahar Aa Aur Mera Choos…!!!!!”
30.
Callgirl Ne Bus Stand Par Khade Santa Se Puchha: “Sex Karoge?” Santa: “Jarur, Par Agar Meri Wife Ki Tarha Karogi To” Girl: “Haan Karoon Gi But Wo Kese Karti Hai?” Santa: “Muft Mein“
Callgirl Ne Bus Stand Par Khade Santa Se Puchha: “Sex Karoge?” Santa: “Jarur, Par Agar Meri Wife Ki Tarha Karogi To” Girl: “Haan Karoon Gi But Wo Kese Karti Hai?” Santa: “Muft Mein“
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