A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.
A woman passing by remarks,
“If you were any sort of a gentleman,
you would lift your hat to a lady.”
He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady,
the hat would lift by itself.”
A woman passing by remarks,
“If you were any sort of a gentleman,
you would lift your hat to a lady.”
He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady,
the hat would lift by itself.”