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Santa Made Lot Of Money In USA.
Banta Asked: “How?” Santa: “I Made A Cream, When Applied On Penis, It Smells Like Banana and Was A Hit.” Banta Also Went To USA and Made 5 Times Money Than Santa.
Santa Asked: “How?” Banta: “I Also Developed A Cream, When Applied On Banana, It Smells Like Penis“
Santa Made Lot Of Money In USA.
Banta Asked: “How?” Santa: “I Made A Cream, When Applied On Penis, It Smells Like Banana and Was A Hit.” Banta Also Went To USA and Made 5 Times Money Than Santa.
Santa Asked: “How?” Banta: “I Also Developed A Cream, When Applied On Banana, It Smells Like Penis“
2.
Teacher Santa Se: “Jab Main Padati Hun To Tum Apne Sir Mein Tel (Oil) Kyu Lagane Lag Jaate Ho?” Santa: “Kal Raat Mummy Daddy Ko Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Agar Andar Nahi Jaa Raha To Tel Laga Lo“
Teacher Santa Se: “Jab Main Padati Hun To Tum Apne Sir Mein Tel (Oil) Kyu Lagane Lag Jaate Ho?” Santa: “Kal Raat Mummy Daddy Ko Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Agar Andar Nahi Jaa Raha To Tel Laga Lo“
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Pappu Jab 4 Month Ka Ho Gaya Tha To Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Biwi Preeto Se Puchha Santa: “Tum Pappu Ko Kya Pilati Ho?” Preeto: “Doodh Aur Orange Juice” Santa Ye Sun Kar Hawa Mein Uchhla Aur Biwi Se Bola Santa: “Oye, Tune Kabhi Bataya Nahi Ki Orange Juice Kis Side Se Aata Hai?“
Pappu Jab 4 Month Ka Ho Gaya Tha To Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Biwi Preeto Se Puchha Santa: “Tum Pappu Ko Kya Pilati Ho?” Preeto: “Doodh Aur Orange Juice” Santa Ye Sun Kar Hawa Mein Uchhla Aur Biwi Se Bola Santa: “Oye, Tune Kabhi Bataya Nahi Ki Orange Juice Kis Side Se Aata Hai?“
4.
Santa Ne Apni Marrige Anniversery Par Apni Biwi Se Pucha.
Santa: “Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza Kis Din Ayaa?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Ji Us Din, Jab Aap Ludhiana Gaye The“
Santa Ne Apni Marrige Anniversery Par Apni Biwi Se Pucha.
Santa: “Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza Kis Din Ayaa?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Ji Us Din, Jab Aap Ludhiana Gaye The“
5.
Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha Golu: “Yaar Ek Baat To Bata, Ye School Male Hota Hai Ya Female?” Pappu Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Yaar Ye To Mujhe Khud Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Aaya, Kyunki Ismein Ghanta Bhi Hota Hai Aur Periods Bhi“
Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha Golu: “Yaar Ek Baat To Bata, Ye School Male Hota Hai Ya Female?” Pappu Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Yaar Ye To Mujhe Khud Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Aaya, Kyunki Ismein Ghanta Bhi Hota Hai Aur Periods Bhi“
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Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se Santa: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain” Ladki: “Sorry I Am A Lesbian” Santa: “Lesbian?? Ye Kya Hota Hai” Ladki: “Matlab Main Bas Ladkio K Saath Sex Karti Hoon” Santa: “De Taali!! I Am Lesbian Too, Main Bhi Sirf Ladkiyo Se Hi Sex Karta Hun“
Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se Santa: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain” Ladki: “Sorry I Am A Lesbian” Santa: “Lesbian?? Ye Kya Hota Hai” Ladki: “Matlab Main Bas Ladkio K Saath Sex Karti Hoon” Santa: “De Taali!! I Am Lesbian Too, Main Bhi Sirf Ladkiyo Se Hi Sex Karta Hun“
7.
Santa (B.Com) Saw A Poster At A Police Station: “Two Engineers Wanted For Rape” Santa: “Shit Man, These Engineers Always Get The Best Jobs“
Santa (B.Com) Saw A Poster At A Police Station: “Two Engineers Wanted For Rape” Santa: “Shit Man, These Engineers Always Get The Best Jobs“
8.
Ek Bar Talwar-Bazi Ka Muqabala Ho Raha Tha, Jis Main Ek Amrican, Ek Japanese Or Ek Indian Sardar Ji (Santa Singh) Competitor Thhe Amrican Ne Apni Talwar Se Ek Saamp (Snake) Ke Kayi Chote Chote Tukde Kar Diye.
Japanese Ne Jump Maar Ke Talwar Se Giraffe Ki Gardan Kaat Di Public Ne Surprise Ho Ke Jor Jor Se Taliya Bajayi Aur Bole Kamal Kar Diya Ab Santa Ki Baari Aati Hai To Wo Apni Talwar Hawa Mein Ghumata Hai Aur Ek Machchar Ko Touch Karwata Hai Par Machchar Phir Bhi Fly Karta Rehta Hai.
American, Japanese Aur Public Santa Ko Bolte Hai: “Yeh Kya Tha, Kon Sa Teer Mara Hai Tum Ne” Santa: “Salo Ab Yeh Machchar Kabhi Bhaap Nahin Ban Payega.
Kuinki Maine Iska Lund Kaat Dala Hai“
Ek Bar Talwar-Bazi Ka Muqabala Ho Raha Tha, Jis Main Ek Amrican, Ek Japanese Or Ek Indian Sardar Ji (Santa Singh) Competitor Thhe Amrican Ne Apni Talwar Se Ek Saamp (Snake) Ke Kayi Chote Chote Tukde Kar Diye.
Japanese Ne Jump Maar Ke Talwar Se Giraffe Ki Gardan Kaat Di Public Ne Surprise Ho Ke Jor Jor Se Taliya Bajayi Aur Bole Kamal Kar Diya Ab Santa Ki Baari Aati Hai To Wo Apni Talwar Hawa Mein Ghumata Hai Aur Ek Machchar Ko Touch Karwata Hai Par Machchar Phir Bhi Fly Karta Rehta Hai.
American, Japanese Aur Public Santa Ko Bolte Hai: “Yeh Kya Tha, Kon Sa Teer Mara Hai Tum Ne” Santa: “Salo Ab Yeh Machchar Kabhi Bhaap Nahin Ban Payega.
Kuinki Maine Iska Lund Kaat Dala Hai“
9.
Santa Ke College Time Mein Uski Ek Premika Santa Ko Bade Pyar Se Boli.
Premika: “Darling, Shaadi Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Subha Se Lekar Shaam Tak, Shaam Se Lekar Subha Tak Pyaar Karna” Santa Hairani Se: “Abe Sali, To Fir Main Tatti Kab Karunga?“
Santa Ke College Time Mein Uski Ek Premika Santa Ko Bade Pyar Se Boli.
Premika: “Darling, Shaadi Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Subha Se Lekar Shaam Tak, Shaam Se Lekar Subha Tak Pyaar Karna” Santa Hairani Se: “Abe Sali, To Fir Main Tatti Kab Karunga?“
10.
Santa Was Asked To Explain “Rape” He Said: “It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole“
Santa Was Asked To Explain “Rape” He Said: “It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole“
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Santa Apni Gharwali Ke Sath Bus Mein Apne Mayake Ja Raha Thha Santa Ki Biwi Uske Kaan Mein Boli: “Suno Ji, Piche Wala Mere Bra Mein Hath Dal Raha Hai” Santa Hass Ke Bola: “Dalne De, Tu Chinta Na Kar Tera Purse Mere Pass Hai“
Santa Apni Gharwali Ke Sath Bus Mein Apne Mayake Ja Raha Thha Santa Ki Biwi Uske Kaan Mein Boli: “Suno Ji, Piche Wala Mere Bra Mein Hath Dal Raha Hai” Santa Hass Ke Bola: “Dalne De, Tu Chinta Na Kar Tera Purse Mere Pass Hai“
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Ek Sardar Ji Doctor Ke Paas Gaye Aur Bole “Doctor Sahab Kamjori Badi Haigi Hai” Doctor: “Doodh Daba Ke Piya Kar Kamjori Door Ho Jayegi” Sardar: “Doctor Saab Doodh Te Mein Bada Peenda Haan Par Oh Jyada Dabaan Nahi Dendi“
Ek Sardar Ji Doctor Ke Paas Gaye Aur Bole “Doctor Sahab Kamjori Badi Haigi Hai” Doctor: “Doodh Daba Ke Piya Kar Kamjori Door Ho Jayegi” Sardar: “Doctor Saab Doodh Te Mein Bada Peenda Haan Par Oh Jyada Dabaan Nahi Dendi“
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Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui To First Night Ko Apni Biwi Ki Choo.T Ke Niche Mombatti Jala Ke Beth Gaye Biwi Ne Pucha: “Eh Ki Kar Raye Ho Ji?” Sardar: “Dostaan Ne Keya Si Ke Fud.Di Len To Pehla Garam Kar Layi“
Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui To First Night Ko Apni Biwi Ki Choo.T Ke Niche Mombatti Jala Ke Beth Gaye Biwi Ne Pucha: “Eh Ki Kar Raye Ho Ji?” Sardar: “Dostaan Ne Keya Si Ke Fud.Di Len To Pehla Garam Kar Layi“
14.
Santa Aur Ladki Ke Bich Suni Gayi Ek Baat Girl: “Sir, What Do You Prefer? Breasts Or Legs?” Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Pussy” Girl Slapped and Said : “Sale Tu Randi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai“
Santa Aur Ladki Ke Bich Suni Gayi Ek Baat Girl: “Sir, What Do You Prefer? Breasts Or Legs?” Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Pussy” Girl Slapped and Said : “Sale Tu Randi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai“
15.
Santa Apni Suhaag Raat Mein Apni Biwi Preeto Ki Chut Mein Ungli Daalta Hai.
Preeto Gusse Se Bhadakti Hue Boli “Abe Oye, Mere Paas Khud Ki 10 Ungliyan Hai, Maine Ungli Dalwaane Ke Liye Shaadi Nahi Ki Hai.”
Santa Apni Suhaag Raat Mein Apni Biwi Preeto Ki Chut Mein Ungli Daalta Hai.
Preeto Gusse Se Bhadakti Hue Boli “Abe Oye, Mere Paas Khud Ki 10 Ungliyan Hai, Maine Ungli Dalwaane Ke Liye Shaadi Nahi Ki Hai.”
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Santa Apni Ek College Friend Ke Sath Shopping Mall Mein Ghumne Gaya, Vahan Ladki Ko Washroom Jana Hota Hai, To Santa Ko Apna Purse Dete Hue Bolti Hai Girlfriend: “Yeh Purse Pakdo Mein Abhi Aayi” Ab Santa Hai To Akal Se Sayana Hi, Socha Ki Dekhu Ladkiya Bag Mein Kya Rakhti Hai Jaisi Hi Usne Purse Ko Khola Usmein Se Rubber Ka Lund Nikla.
Santa Ke Ye Dekh Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Fatafatt Purse Band Kar Diya.
Ladki Washroom Se Aayi Aur Majak Majak Mein Usne Santa Ko Puchha.
Girlfriend: “Khola To Nahi?” Santa: “Na Ji Na, Purse Khol Ke Mene Apni Gaand Thodi Fadwani Hai“
Santa Apni Ek College Friend Ke Sath Shopping Mall Mein Ghumne Gaya, Vahan Ladki Ko Washroom Jana Hota Hai, To Santa Ko Apna Purse Dete Hue Bolti Hai Girlfriend: “Yeh Purse Pakdo Mein Abhi Aayi” Ab Santa Hai To Akal Se Sayana Hi, Socha Ki Dekhu Ladkiya Bag Mein Kya Rakhti Hai Jaisi Hi Usne Purse Ko Khola Usmein Se Rubber Ka Lund Nikla.
Santa Ke Ye Dekh Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Fatafatt Purse Band Kar Diya.
Ladki Washroom Se Aayi Aur Majak Majak Mein Usne Santa Ko Puchha.
Girlfriend: “Khola To Nahi?” Santa: “Na Ji Na, Purse Khol Ke Mene Apni Gaand Thodi Fadwani Hai“
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Ek Raat Ko Santa Fashion Tv Dekh Raha Tha To Achank Uska Ladka Aa Jata Hai To Banta Fatafat Bola: “Gareeb Ladkiyan Hain Bechari Kapde Kharidne Ke Liye Bhi Pese Nahi Hain” Ladka: “Daddy ! Jab Inse Bhi Gareeb Ladkiyan Aaye To Mujhe Bhi Awaj Laga Dena“
Ek Raat Ko Santa Fashion Tv Dekh Raha Tha To Achank Uska Ladka Aa Jata Hai To Banta Fatafat Bola: “Gareeb Ladkiyan Hain Bechari Kapde Kharidne Ke Liye Bhi Pese Nahi Hain” Ladka: “Daddy ! Jab Inse Bhi Gareeb Ladkiyan Aaye To Mujhe Bhi Awaj Laga Dena“
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Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To Woh Apne Munh Se Dusre Ke Munh Mein 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti Hai Aur Iska Koi Ilaj Nahi Hai.” Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye Aur Darr Gaye, Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Thha Ki Teacher Chutiya Kaat Raha Hai, Kuch Soch Ke Bola.
Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj Hai.” Teacher Hairan Ho Gaya: “Kya Ilaaj Hai?” Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do.“ ,Pappu Jahaaz Mein Beth Kar Mumbai Apne Uncle Ke Yaha Jaa Raha Tha.
Flight Mein Pilot Ne Announce Kiya: “Hum Ek Ghante Mein Land Karne Wale Hain.” Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gaya Aur Co-Pilot Se Bola: “Ab To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga, Fir Air Hostess Ko Apna Chusa Ke, Aadhe Ghante Tak Jam Ke Thukayi Karunga” Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band Karwane Ke Liye Bhaagi, Aur Pappu Ke Per Mein Fas Kar Gir Gayi.
Pappu Bola: “Aunty Aapko Badi Jaldi Hai, Suna Nahi Woh Pahle Chai Piyega.“
Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To Woh Apne Munh Se Dusre Ke Munh Mein 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti Hai Aur Iska Koi Ilaj Nahi Hai.” Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye Aur Darr Gaye, Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Thha Ki Teacher Chutiya Kaat Raha Hai, Kuch Soch Ke Bola.
Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj Hai.” Teacher Hairan Ho Gaya: “Kya Ilaaj Hai?” Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do.“ ,Pappu Jahaaz Mein Beth Kar Mumbai Apne Uncle Ke Yaha Jaa Raha Tha.
Flight Mein Pilot Ne Announce Kiya: “Hum Ek Ghante Mein Land Karne Wale Hain.” Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gaya Aur Co-Pilot Se Bola: “Ab To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga, Fir Air Hostess Ko Apna Chusa Ke, Aadhe Ghante Tak Jam Ke Thukayi Karunga” Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band Karwane Ke Liye Bhaagi, Aur Pappu Ke Per Mein Fas Kar Gir Gayi.
Pappu Bola: “Aunty Aapko Badi Jaldi Hai, Suna Nahi Woh Pahle Chai Piyega.“
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Pappu: “Papa Teacher Ne Ek Question Pucha Hai, Aur Kaha Hai Ghar Se Puch Ke Aana” Papa: “Kya Question Hai?” Pappu: “Bollywood Aur Hollywood Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai?” Papa: “Dekh Beta Jahan Ladki “BOL” Se Khelne De, Wo Bollywood Aur Jahan Ladki “HOL” Se Khelne De Wo Hollywood“
Pappu: “Papa Teacher Ne Ek Question Pucha Hai, Aur Kaha Hai Ghar Se Puch Ke Aana” Papa: “Kya Question Hai?” Pappu: “Bollywood Aur Hollywood Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai?” Papa: “Dekh Beta Jahan Ladki “BOL” Se Khelne De, Wo Bollywood Aur Jahan Ladki “HOL” Se Khelne De Wo Hollywood“
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Santa Apni Girl Friend Ke Saath Movie Dekhne Gaya.
Par Jane Se Pahle Usne Chupp Ke Se Sharab Ke 3 4 Peg Pee Liye.
Kuch Der Movie Chali To Santa Ka Scenes Dekh Ke Mood Ban Gaya Aur Girl Friend Se Chipkane Lag Gaya Kuch Minutes Ke Baad Achanak Zor Zor Se Chillane Lag Gaya Santa: “Haye Rabba, Mera Lund Kaha Hai, Mera Lund Kidhar Gaya?” Ladki Gusse: “Abe Gandu Chup Kar, Tune Meri Panty Mein Haath Dala Hua Hai“
Santa Apni Girl Friend Ke Saath Movie Dekhne Gaya.
Par Jane Se Pahle Usne Chupp Ke Se Sharab Ke 3 4 Peg Pee Liye.
Kuch Der Movie Chali To Santa Ka Scenes Dekh Ke Mood Ban Gaya Aur Girl Friend Se Chipkane Lag Gaya Kuch Minutes Ke Baad Achanak Zor Zor Se Chillane Lag Gaya Santa: “Haye Rabba, Mera Lund Kaha Hai, Mera Lund Kidhar Gaya?” Ladki Gusse: “Abe Gandu Chup Kar, Tune Meri Panty Mein Haath Dala Hua Hai“
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Pappu Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girlfriend Ko Kaha Pappu: “I Have A P.H.D” Ladki Ke To Sun Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Boli Ladki: “Really?” Pappu: “Yes, Pretty Huge Dick!“
Pappu Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girlfriend Ko Kaha Pappu: “I Have A P.H.D” Ladki Ke To Sun Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Boli Ladki: “Really?” Pappu: “Yes, Pretty Huge Dick!“
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Why Did English Teacher Slapped Santa For His Doubtful Question? Because Santa Asked: “Why Is “Bra” Singular When It Covers Two” And “Panties” Plural When It Cover Only One“
Why Did English Teacher Slapped Santa For His Doubtful Question? Because Santa Asked: “Why Is “Bra” Singular When It Covers Two” And “Panties” Plural When It Cover Only One“
23.
Santa Fixed His Marriage On 2nd March.
He Sent Invitation To His Friends: “Marriage Is On March 2nd But Please Come On 1st Night We All Will Enjoy.“
Santa Fixed His Marriage On 2nd March.
He Sent Invitation To His Friends: “Marriage Is On March 2nd But Please Come On 1st Night We All Will Enjoy.“
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Santa Apne Doodh Wale Se Ladte Hue Bola Santa: “Yaar Tum Do Din Se Doodh Dene Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thhe??” Doodhwala Udai Se Bola: “Sardar Ji, Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi, Isliye Nahi Aa Paya” Santa Kuch Soche Ke Bola: “To Koi Baat Nahi! Bhains Ka Doodh Hi Le Aate!“
Santa Apne Doodh Wale Se Ladte Hue Bola Santa: “Yaar Tum Do Din Se Doodh Dene Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thhe??” Doodhwala Udai Se Bola: “Sardar Ji, Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi, Isliye Nahi Aa Paya” Santa Kuch Soche Ke Bola: “To Koi Baat Nahi! Bhains Ka Doodh Hi Le Aate!“
25.
A Nigro Man Attended A Night Party Without Dress.
Santa Thought He Was In Black Suit.
He Told Him: “Your Dress Is Nice But Tie Is In Wrong Place“
A Nigro Man Attended A Night Party Without Dress.
Santa Thought He Was In Black Suit.
He Told Him: “Your Dress Is Nice But Tie Is In Wrong Place“
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Santa Apne Tote Se Puchta Hai.
Santa: “Mitthu Bete, Jalebi Khayega?” Tota: “Apni Gaand Mein Daal Le Bhosdi Ke, Pehle Mirchi Khila-Khila Ke Bawasir Karwa Di, Ab Diabetes Bhi Lagwayega“
Santa Apne Tote Se Puchta Hai.
Santa: “Mitthu Bete, Jalebi Khayega?” Tota: “Apni Gaand Mein Daal Le Bhosdi Ke, Pehle Mirchi Khila-Khila Ke Bawasir Karwa Di, Ab Diabetes Bhi Lagwayega“
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Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya, Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?” Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, Ek Baar De De Baba“
Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya, Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?” Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, Ek Baar De De Baba“
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Apne Santa Singh Ji Kayi Dino Se Apni Biwi Se Door Thhe.
Ek Din Ghumne Nikle To Kadam Behak Gaye Aur Red Line Area Mein Pahoonch Gaye.
Ek Dalal Ne Santa Ko Dekha Toh Woh Uske Peeche Pad Gaya.
Santa Se Bola Yahan Ek Bahut Hasin Cheez Hai Tabiyat Khush Ho Jayegi.
Santa: “Paisi Kitni Legi?” Dalal: “Palang Ke 500, Khat Par Karoge To 200 Aur 100 Mein Chatai” Santa Ne Socha Kabhi Chatai Par Nahi Kiya Aur Phir Paise Bhi To Kam Lag Rahe Hain, Usne Chatai Ke Liye Haami Bhar Di.
Dalal Use Ek Makaan Mein Legaya, Aur Bola Tum Intezaar Karo Main Abhi Ladki Ko Bhejta Hoon.
Thodi Der Baad Ek Khubsoorat Ladki Aayi Aur Santa Ke Samne Saare Kapde Utaar Kar Khadi Ho Gayi.
Santa: “Yeh Kya Hai?” Ladki: “100 Rs Mein Tumne Chatai Tay Ki Thi, Abb Chato Aur Jaao“
Apne Santa Singh Ji Kayi Dino Se Apni Biwi Se Door Thhe.
Ek Din Ghumne Nikle To Kadam Behak Gaye Aur Red Line Area Mein Pahoonch Gaye.
Ek Dalal Ne Santa Ko Dekha Toh Woh Uske Peeche Pad Gaya.
Santa Se Bola Yahan Ek Bahut Hasin Cheez Hai Tabiyat Khush Ho Jayegi.
Santa: “Paisi Kitni Legi?” Dalal: “Palang Ke 500, Khat Par Karoge To 200 Aur 100 Mein Chatai” Santa Ne Socha Kabhi Chatai Par Nahi Kiya Aur Phir Paise Bhi To Kam Lag Rahe Hain, Usne Chatai Ke Liye Haami Bhar Di.
Dalal Use Ek Makaan Mein Legaya, Aur Bola Tum Intezaar Karo Main Abhi Ladki Ko Bhejta Hoon.
Thodi Der Baad Ek Khubsoorat Ladki Aayi Aur Santa Ke Samne Saare Kapde Utaar Kar Khadi Ho Gayi.
Santa: “Yeh Kya Hai?” Ladki: “100 Rs Mein Tumne Chatai Tay Ki Thi, Abb Chato Aur Jaao“
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Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Ek Din Ghar Par Badi Late Aya Maa Ne Dante Hue Usko Bola: “Tu Itni Raat Ko Kidhar Tha?” Pappu: “Mummy, Vo Main Sath Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Tv Dekh Raha Tha” Maa: “Oye Juth Mat Bol, Unke Ghar Ka Man Gate To Rat Ko 8 Baje Hi Band Ho Jaata Hai” Pappu: “Par Mummy Mene To Unki Khidki Mein Se Sari Movie Dekhi” “Film Mein Ek Ladki Thi Jo Apne Kamre Mein Bethi Hui Thi, Tabhi Hero Aata Hai Aur Uska Hath Pakad Leta Hai Aur Fir Usko Puppy Karta Hua Bed Pe Lita Leta Hai” Itne Mein Santa Kamre Mein Gussa Aur Ek Zor Ka Thappar Pappu Ko Maara Maa: “O Ji, Kyu Maarte Ho Bachhe Ko, Film Ki Story Hi To Bata Raha Tha” Santa: “Haramzada, Pata Nahi Kya Kya Dekhta Rahta Hai, Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Mein To Tv Hi Nahi Hai“
Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Ek Din Ghar Par Badi Late Aya Maa Ne Dante Hue Usko Bola: “Tu Itni Raat Ko Kidhar Tha?” Pappu: “Mummy, Vo Main Sath Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Tv Dekh Raha Tha” Maa: “Oye Juth Mat Bol, Unke Ghar Ka Man Gate To Rat Ko 8 Baje Hi Band Ho Jaata Hai” Pappu: “Par Mummy Mene To Unki Khidki Mein Se Sari Movie Dekhi” “Film Mein Ek Ladki Thi Jo Apne Kamre Mein Bethi Hui Thi, Tabhi Hero Aata Hai Aur Uska Hath Pakad Leta Hai Aur Fir Usko Puppy Karta Hua Bed Pe Lita Leta Hai” Itne Mein Santa Kamre Mein Gussa Aur Ek Zor Ka Thappar Pappu Ko Maara Maa: “O Ji, Kyu Maarte Ho Bachhe Ko, Film Ki Story Hi To Bata Raha Tha” Santa: “Haramzada, Pata Nahi Kya Kya Dekhta Rahta Hai, Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Mein To Tv Hi Nahi Hai“
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Santa Murga Kharidne Gaya Santa: “Murge Kitne Rs Ke Hai?” Murgewala: “70, 50 Aur 10 Rs Ka” Santa: “10 Rs Ka Itna Sasta Kyu?” Murgewala: “Isko Aids Hai” Santa: “Yehi De De, Maine Khana Hi Hai Kaunsa Gaand Maarni Hai“
Santa Murga Kharidne Gaya Santa: “Murge Kitne Rs Ke Hai?” Murgewala: “70, 50 Aur 10 Rs Ka” Santa: “10 Rs Ka Itna Sasta Kyu?” Murgewala: “Isko Aids Hai” Santa: “Yehi De De, Maine Khana Hi Hai Kaunsa Gaand Maarni Hai“
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