1.
Santa Ne Pakistan Mein Exam Diya Aur Use Fansi Ki Saza Suna Di Gayi.
Kyu? Kyuki Uske Exam Mein Sawal Tha Ki Musharaf Kab Paida Hua? Santa Ne Answer Diya Tha “Jab Uski Maan Chudi“
Santa Ne Pakistan Mein Exam Diya Aur Use Fansi Ki Saza Suna Di Gayi.
Kyu? Kyuki Uske Exam Mein Sawal Tha Ki Musharaf Kab Paida Hua? Santa Ne Answer Diya Tha “Jab Uski Maan Chudi“
2.
A Girl After Taking Santa’s Dick In Her Mouth: “1000 Nikal Warna Kaat Lungi” Santa: “500 Mujhe De Warna Peshaab Kar Donga“
A Girl After Taking Santa’s Dick In Her Mouth: “1000 Nikal Warna Kaat Lungi” Santa: “500 Mujhe De Warna Peshaab Kar Donga“
3.
Santa Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Wo Suhagraat Ko Apni Biwi Preeto Ki Chut Mein Apna Lund Ghusane Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha, Magar Lund Tha Ki Ghus Hi Nahi Raha Tha, To Santa Ne Preeto Se Puchha.
Santa: “Iss Se Pahle Kisi Ne Tumhari Li Nahi Kya?” Preeto: “Li Bahuto Ne Li, Lekin Jab Bhi Li Sabne Chaddi Utaar Ke Li“
Santa Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Wo Suhagraat Ko Apni Biwi Preeto Ki Chut Mein Apna Lund Ghusane Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha, Magar Lund Tha Ki Ghus Hi Nahi Raha Tha, To Santa Ne Preeto Se Puchha.
Santa: “Iss Se Pahle Kisi Ne Tumhari Li Nahi Kya?” Preeto: “Li Bahuto Ne Li, Lekin Jab Bhi Li Sabne Chaddi Utaar Ke Li“
4.
Santa Murga Kharidne Gaya Santa: “Murge Kitne Rs Ke Hai?” Murgewala: “70, 50 Aur 10 Rs Ka” Santa: “10 Rs Ka Itna Sasta Kyu?” Murgewala: “Isko Aids Hai” Santa: “Yehi De De, Maine Khana Hi Hai Kaunsa Gaand Maarni Hai“
Santa Murga Kharidne Gaya Santa: “Murge Kitne Rs Ke Hai?” Murgewala: “70, 50 Aur 10 Rs Ka” Santa: “10 Rs Ka Itna Sasta Kyu?” Murgewala: “Isko Aids Hai” Santa: “Yehi De De, Maine Khana Hi Hai Kaunsa Gaand Maarni Hai“
5.
Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli Ladki: “Wow, Mujhe Bhi Chahiye” Santa Bola: “Abe To Dekh Kya Rahi Hai, Jaldi Se Ek Cup Le Aa, Susu Khatam Hone Wala Hai“
Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli Ladki: “Wow, Mujhe Bhi Chahiye” Santa Bola: “Abe To Dekh Kya Rahi Hai, Jaldi Se Ek Cup Le Aa, Susu Khatam Hone Wala Hai“
6.
लड़का : मैं प्यार की ऊंचाई औरइश्क़ की गहराई को देखना औरछूना चाहता हूँ.
लड़की : सीधी तरह क्यों नहीं कहतेकि अंडरवियर और ब्रा उतार दो
लड़का : मैं प्यार की ऊंचाई औरइश्क़ की गहराई को देखना औरछूना चाहता हूँ.
लड़की : सीधी तरह क्यों नहीं कहतेकि अंडरवियर और ब्रा उतार दो
7.
Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola.
Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Boobs Dikhane Wali Hai” Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga” Banta: “Kyu?” Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“
Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola.
Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Boobs Dikhane Wali Hai” Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga” Banta: “Kyu?” Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“
8.
Santa Apni Ek College Friend Ke Sath Shopping Mall Mein Ghumne Gaya, Vahan Ladki Ko Washroom Jana Hota Hai, To Santa Ko Apna Purse Dete Hue Bolti Hai Girlfriend: “Yeh Purse Pakdo Mein Abhi Aayi” Ab Santa Hai To Akal Se Sayana Hi, Socha Ki Dekhu Ladkiya Bag Mein Kya Rakhti Hai Jaisi Hi Usne Purse Ko Khola Usmein Se Rubber Ka Lund Nikla.
Santa Ke Ye Dekh Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Fatafatt Purse Band Kar Diya.
Ladki Washroom Se Aayi Aur Majak Majak Mein Usne Santa Ko Puchha.
Girlfriend: “Khola To Nahi?” Santa: “Na Ji Na, Purse Khol Ke Mene Apni Gaand Thodi Fadwani Hai“
Santa Apni Ek College Friend Ke Sath Shopping Mall Mein Ghumne Gaya, Vahan Ladki Ko Washroom Jana Hota Hai, To Santa Ko Apna Purse Dete Hue Bolti Hai Girlfriend: “Yeh Purse Pakdo Mein Abhi Aayi” Ab Santa Hai To Akal Se Sayana Hi, Socha Ki Dekhu Ladkiya Bag Mein Kya Rakhti Hai Jaisi Hi Usne Purse Ko Khola Usmein Se Rubber Ka Lund Nikla.
Santa Ke Ye Dekh Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Fatafatt Purse Band Kar Diya.
Ladki Washroom Se Aayi Aur Majak Majak Mein Usne Santa Ko Puchha.
Girlfriend: “Khola To Nahi?” Santa: “Na Ji Na, Purse Khol Ke Mene Apni Gaand Thodi Fadwani Hai“
9.
Sunny Leone: “Meri Next Hindi Movie Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi” Pappu: “Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayen”
Sunny Leone: “Meri Next Hindi Movie Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi” Pappu: “Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayen”
10.
What Do Santa and Banta Says To Each Other If They Share The Same Girl? Ans: “Assi Tussi Same Pussy, Kabhi Tu Ghussy, Kabhi Mein Ghussy.”
What Do Santa and Banta Says To Each Other If They Share The Same Girl? Ans: “Assi Tussi Same Pussy, Kabhi Tu Ghussy, Kabhi Mein Ghussy.”
11.
एक मोची की शादी हुई.
और सुहागरात रात में वो कुछ किये बेगर ही सो गया। बीवी ने उसका हाथ अपने नीचे लगाया तो वो चौककर बोला, इसकी सिलाई के 50 रूपये लूँगा.
एक मोची की शादी हुई.
और सुहागरात रात में वो कुछ किये बेगर ही सो गया। बीवी ने उसका हाथ अपने नीचे लगाया तो वो चौककर बोला, इसकी सिलाई के 50 रूपये लूँगा.
12.
शोहार:- तुम मेरी किस चीज़ से ज़्यादा इम्प्रेस हो लाइफ स्टाइल,कार,ड्रेसिंग या बॅंक बॅलेन्स? बीवी:- आप के सेक्स से, आप जैसा सेक्स मोहल्ले में किसी को करना नही आता !
शोहार:- तुम मेरी किस चीज़ से ज़्यादा इम्प्रेस हो लाइफ स्टाइल,कार,ड्रेसिंग या बॅंक बॅलेन्स? बीवी:- आप के सेक्स से, आप जैसा सेक्स मोहल्ले में किसी को करना नही आता !
13.
Santa Was Asked To Explain “Rape” He Said: “It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole“
Santa Was Asked To Explain “Rape” He Said: “It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole“
14.
Ek Raat Ko Santa Fashion Tv Dekh Raha Tha To Achank Uska Ladka Aa Jata Hai To Banta Fatafat Bola: “Gareeb Ladkiyan Hain Bechari Kapde Kharidne Ke Liye Bhi Pese Nahi Hain” Ladka: “Daddy ! Jab Inse Bhi Gareeb Ladkiyan Aaye To Mujhe Bhi Awaj Laga Dena“
Ek Raat Ko Santa Fashion Tv Dekh Raha Tha To Achank Uska Ladka Aa Jata Hai To Banta Fatafat Bola: “Gareeb Ladkiyan Hain Bechari Kapde Kharidne Ke Liye Bhi Pese Nahi Hain” Ladka: “Daddy ! Jab Inse Bhi Gareeb Ladkiyan Aaye To Mujhe Bhi Awaj Laga Dena“
15.
Preeto Apne Pati Santa Se Subha Uth Ke Kahti Hai Preeto: “Suno Ji, Aaj Phir Billi Doodh Pee Gayi” Santa: “Maine Tujhe Kitni Baar Kaha Hai Ki Apne Blouse Ke Button Band Karke Soya Kar“
Preeto Apne Pati Santa Se Subha Uth Ke Kahti Hai Preeto: “Suno Ji, Aaj Phir Billi Doodh Pee Gayi” Santa: “Maine Tujhe Kitni Baar Kaha Hai Ki Apne Blouse Ke Button Band Karke Soya Kar“
16.
Santa Ki Shadi Hui Par Suhagrat Mein Kya Krna Hote Hai Ye Usko Pata Nahi Thha.
Vo Apne Daddy Ke Pass Jaata Aur Puchta Hai Ki Kya Karu Daddy: “Rat Ko Mujhe Phone Kriyo Aur Jaise Main Kahoon Vaise Hi Kriyo.” Raat Ke 1.30 Baje Daddy Ko Phone Ata Hai.
Santa: “Daddy Batao Kya Karna Hai?” Daddy: “Dulhan Ke Aur Apne Kapde Utar.” Santa: “Fir?” Daddy: “Dulhan Ki Taango K Beech Me Ched (Hole) Dikh Raha Hoga Tujhe?” Santa: “Hanji Daddy Dikh Raha Hai” Daddy: “Ab Jo Mere Paas Bhi Hai Aur Tere Paas Bhi Hai Vo Us Ched Mein Daal De” Santa Ne Apna Mobile Hi Patni Ki Choot Mein Daal Diya
Santa Ki Shadi Hui Par Suhagrat Mein Kya Krna Hote Hai Ye Usko Pata Nahi Thha.
Vo Apne Daddy Ke Pass Jaata Aur Puchta Hai Ki Kya Karu Daddy: “Rat Ko Mujhe Phone Kriyo Aur Jaise Main Kahoon Vaise Hi Kriyo.” Raat Ke 1.30 Baje Daddy Ko Phone Ata Hai.
Santa: “Daddy Batao Kya Karna Hai?” Daddy: “Dulhan Ke Aur Apne Kapde Utar.” Santa: “Fir?” Daddy: “Dulhan Ki Taango K Beech Me Ched (Hole) Dikh Raha Hoga Tujhe?” Santa: “Hanji Daddy Dikh Raha Hai” Daddy: “Ab Jo Mere Paas Bhi Hai Aur Tere Paas Bhi Hai Vo Us Ched Mein Daal De” Santa Ne Apna Mobile Hi Patni Ki Choot Mein Daal Diya
17.
Ek Baar Santa Or Uski Wife Mein Jhagda Ho Gaya.
Santa Apni Wife Se Jhagda Karte Hue Gusse Se Bola.
Santa: “Mera Dil Chahta Hai, Ke Mein Tera Khoon Pee Jao.” Wife: “Toh Pehle Batana Tha Na, Ab To Periods Bhi Khatam Ho Gaye Hai.“
Ek Baar Santa Or Uski Wife Mein Jhagda Ho Gaya.
Santa Apni Wife Se Jhagda Karte Hue Gusse Se Bola.
Santa: “Mera Dil Chahta Hai, Ke Mein Tera Khoon Pee Jao.” Wife: “Toh Pehle Batana Tha Na, Ab To Periods Bhi Khatam Ho Gaye Hai.“
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Ek Baar Ek Aaurat Apni Dono Taangey Khol Kar Sante Ke Samne Late Gai Or Sante Se Boli: “Kya Tum Jante Ho Ke Iska Matlab Kya Hai?” Santa Ne Kaha: “Haan Janta Hu Iska Matlab, Tu Saali Poorey Bed Par Akeli Sona Chahti Hai“.
Ek Baar Ek Aaurat Apni Dono Taangey Khol Kar Sante Ke Samne Late Gai Or Sante Se Boli: “Kya Tum Jante Ho Ke Iska Matlab Kya Hai?” Santa Ne Kaha: “Haan Janta Hu Iska Matlab, Tu Saali Poorey Bed Par Akeli Sona Chahti Hai“.
19.
Teacher Class Mein: ” Bachho Koi Batayega Ki New and Old Mariage Mein Kya Farak Hota Hai?” Pappu: “Madam Ji, New Marriage Main Log Lips Mila Ke Sotay Hai Aur Old Marriage Main Hips“
Teacher Class Mein: ” Bachho Koi Batayega Ki New and Old Mariage Mein Kya Farak Hota Hai?” Pappu: “Madam Ji, New Marriage Main Log Lips Mila Ke Sotay Hai Aur Old Marriage Main Hips“
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Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se Santa: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain” Ladki: “Sorry I Am A Lesbian” Santa: “Lesbian?? Ye Kya Hota Hai” Ladki: “Matlab Main Bas Ladkio K Saath Sex Karti Hoon” Santa: “De Taali!! I Am Lesbian Too, Main Bhi Sirf Ladkiyo Se Hi Sex Karta Hun“
Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se Santa: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain” Ladki: “Sorry I Am A Lesbian” Santa: “Lesbian?? Ye Kya Hota Hai” Ladki: “Matlab Main Bas Ladkio K Saath Sex Karti Hoon” Santa: “De Taali!! I Am Lesbian Too, Main Bhi Sirf Ladkiyo Se Hi Sex Karta Hun“
21.
Santa Apni Biwi Ki Gand (Back Side) Maar Raha Tha.
Us Ki Biwi Chillaane Lag Gayi: “Aah, Aah Mar Gayi Main Nikalo Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai” Santa Gusse Se Bola Bola: “Oye Tum Zyada Chalaak Mat Bano Mujko Pata Hai Kitna Dard Hota Hai“
Santa Apni Biwi Ki Gand (Back Side) Maar Raha Tha.
Us Ki Biwi Chillaane Lag Gayi: “Aah, Aah Mar Gayi Main Nikalo Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai” Santa Gusse Se Bola Bola: “Oye Tum Zyada Chalaak Mat Bano Mujko Pata Hai Kitna Dard Hota Hai“
22.
Teacher Ne Class Mein Santa Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Aisi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai, Par Phir Bhi Vo Wahan Nahi Ja Sakta?” Santa Kuch Soch Ke: “Madam Ji, Ladies Toilet“
Teacher Ne Class Mein Santa Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Aisi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai, Par Phir Bhi Vo Wahan Nahi Ja Sakta?” Santa Kuch Soch Ke: “Madam Ji, Ladies Toilet“
23.
Santa Ne Socha Ki Vo Gaon Mein Hi Shadi Karega Kyunki Gaon Ki Ladkiyan Shariff Aur Sex Se Anjaan Rahti Hain Isliye Kunwari Bhi Hoti Hain.
Santa Ke Baap Ne Uske Liye Rishtedari Mein Ek Gaanv Ki Ladki Dhundi Santa Us Sse Milne Gaya Aur Usko Apna Lund Dikha Ke Pucha Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Bada Khush Hua Ki Ladki To Sharif Hai Isko Kuch Bhi Nahi Pata Usne Us Ladki Ke Sath Shadi Kar Li Suhag Raat Pe Santa Ne Usko Apna Lund Dikhaya Aur Poochha Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ji Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Ne Socha, Ab Is Ko Iska Asli Naam Bata Hi Deta Hun Santa: “Ye Chuha Nahi Lund Hai” Ladki: “Areey Ye Chuha Hi Hai, Lund To Hamare Gaanv Mein Kallu Ka Hota Tha“
Santa Ne Socha Ki Vo Gaon Mein Hi Shadi Karega Kyunki Gaon Ki Ladkiyan Shariff Aur Sex Se Anjaan Rahti Hain Isliye Kunwari Bhi Hoti Hain.
Santa Ke Baap Ne Uske Liye Rishtedari Mein Ek Gaanv Ki Ladki Dhundi Santa Us Sse Milne Gaya Aur Usko Apna Lund Dikha Ke Pucha Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Bada Khush Hua Ki Ladki To Sharif Hai Isko Kuch Bhi Nahi Pata Usne Us Ladki Ke Sath Shadi Kar Li Suhag Raat Pe Santa Ne Usko Apna Lund Dikhaya Aur Poochha Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ji Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Ne Socha, Ab Is Ko Iska Asli Naam Bata Hi Deta Hun Santa: “Ye Chuha Nahi Lund Hai” Ladki: “Areey Ye Chuha Hi Hai, Lund To Hamare Gaanv Mein Kallu Ka Hota Tha“
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एक आदमी लेडिस टॉयलेट मैं घुसा गया तो एक औरत बोली -ये महिलाओं के लिए है तब वो आदमी हँसा और अपनी पेंट की ज़िप खोलकर बोला -ये कोनसा गरम मसाला कूटने के लिए है ये भी तो महिलाओ के लिए ही है
एक आदमी लेडिस टॉयलेट मैं घुसा गया तो एक औरत बोली -ये महिलाओं के लिए है तब वो आदमी हँसा और अपनी पेंट की ज़िप खोलकर बोला -ये कोनसा गरम मसाला कूटने के लिए है ये भी तो महिलाओ के लिए ही है
25.
Pappu Santa Se: “Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho” Santa Hairani Se: “Kyu Be?” Pappu: “Aaj Jab Aap Bahar Gaye Thhe To Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Jaldi Karo Wo Chutiya Aane Wala Hai“
Pappu Santa Se: “Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho” Santa Hairani Se: “Kyu Be?” Pappu: “Aaj Jab Aap Bahar Gaye Thhe To Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Jaldi Karo Wo Chutiya Aane Wala Hai“
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Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ka Interview Thhe Naukri Ke Liye.
Interview Lene Wala Bola: “Sardar Ji Ye Batao Ki Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jo Bahut Tez Chalti Hai, Or Jiske Chaar Tires Hote Hai??” Sardar: “Car” Interviewer: “Galat, Maruti Car….
Next Question..
Vo Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jiske Do Tires Hai Aur Vo Bahut Tej Chalti Hai?” Sardar: “Motorcycle” Interviewer: “Bilkul Galat, Honda Motorcycle” Sardar Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Usne Interviewer Ko Gaali Dete Hue Kaha “Interview Gaya Maa De Gusse Vich… Tu Mainu Ek Gal Dhass Idhar Vi Baal, Udhar Vi Baal, Vich Ek Mori (Hole) Dass Ki Hai Oh” Interviewer: “Fuddi” Sardar: “Galat Jawab Pen Deya Lodya… Teri Maa Di Fuddi“
Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ka Interview Thhe Naukri Ke Liye.
Interview Lene Wala Bola: “Sardar Ji Ye Batao Ki Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jo Bahut Tez Chalti Hai, Or Jiske Chaar Tires Hote Hai??” Sardar: “Car” Interviewer: “Galat, Maruti Car….
Next Question..
Vo Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jiske Do Tires Hai Aur Vo Bahut Tej Chalti Hai?” Sardar: “Motorcycle” Interviewer: “Bilkul Galat, Honda Motorcycle” Sardar Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Usne Interviewer Ko Gaali Dete Hue Kaha “Interview Gaya Maa De Gusse Vich… Tu Mainu Ek Gal Dhass Idhar Vi Baal, Udhar Vi Baal, Vich Ek Mori (Hole) Dass Ki Hai Oh” Interviewer: “Fuddi” Sardar: “Galat Jawab Pen Deya Lodya… Teri Maa Di Fuddi“
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Ek Bar Talwar-Bazi Ka Muqabala Ho Raha Tha, Jis Main Ek Amrican, Ek Japanese Or Ek Indian Sardar Ji (Santa Singh) Competitor Thhe Amrican Ne Apni Talwar Se Ek Saamp (Snake) Ke Kayi Chote Chote Tukde Kar Diye.
Japanese Ne Jump Maar Ke Talwar Se Giraffe Ki Gardan Kaat Di Public Ne Surprise Ho Ke Jor Jor Se Taliya Bajayi Aur Bole Kamal Kar Diya Ab Santa Ki Baari Aati Hai To Wo Apni Talwar Hawa Mein Ghumata Hai Aur Ek Machchar Ko Touch Karwata Hai Par Machchar Phir Bhi Fly Karta Rehta Hai.
American, Japanese Aur Public Santa Ko Bolte Hai: “Yeh Kya Tha, Kon Sa Teer Mara Hai Tum Ne” Santa: “Salo Ab Yeh Machchar Kabhi Bhaap Nahin Ban Payega.
Kuinki Maine Iska Lund Kaat Dala Hai“
Ek Bar Talwar-Bazi Ka Muqabala Ho Raha Tha, Jis Main Ek Amrican, Ek Japanese Or Ek Indian Sardar Ji (Santa Singh) Competitor Thhe Amrican Ne Apni Talwar Se Ek Saamp (Snake) Ke Kayi Chote Chote Tukde Kar Diye.
Japanese Ne Jump Maar Ke Talwar Se Giraffe Ki Gardan Kaat Di Public Ne Surprise Ho Ke Jor Jor Se Taliya Bajayi Aur Bole Kamal Kar Diya Ab Santa Ki Baari Aati Hai To Wo Apni Talwar Hawa Mein Ghumata Hai Aur Ek Machchar Ko Touch Karwata Hai Par Machchar Phir Bhi Fly Karta Rehta Hai.
American, Japanese Aur Public Santa Ko Bolte Hai: “Yeh Kya Tha, Kon Sa Teer Mara Hai Tum Ne” Santa: “Salo Ab Yeh Machchar Kabhi Bhaap Nahin Ban Payega.
Kuinki Maine Iska Lund Kaat Dala Hai“
28.
Santa Made Lot Of Money In USA.
Banta Asked: “How?” Santa: “I Made A Cream, When Applied On Penis, It Smells Like Banana and Was A Hit.” Banta Also Went To USA and Made 5 Times Money Than Santa.
Santa Asked: “How?” Banta: “I Also Developed A Cream, When Applied On Banana, It Smells Like Penis“
Santa Made Lot Of Money In USA.
Banta Asked: “How?” Santa: “I Made A Cream, When Applied On Penis, It Smells Like Banana and Was A Hit.” Banta Also Went To USA and Made 5 Times Money Than Santa.
Santa Asked: “How?” Banta: “I Also Developed A Cream, When Applied On Banana, It Smells Like Penis“
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A Nigro Man Attended A Night Party Without Dress.
Santa Thought He Was In Black Suit.
He Told Him: “Your Dress Is Nice But Tie Is In Wrong Place“
A Nigro Man Attended A Night Party Without Dress.
Santa Thought He Was In Black Suit.
He Told Him: “Your Dress Is Nice But Tie Is In Wrong Place“
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Baba Saxidas Ji Se Unke Ek Naujawan Bhakt Ne Ek Din Puchha Ladka: “Baba Ji, Ek Hi Gotra Main Shaadi Kar Sakte Hain Kya?” Baba Ji Pahle Muskuraye Aur Fir Badi Pyar Bhari Najro Se Uski Taraf Dekh Kar Bole Baba Ji: “Beta Gotra Koi Bhi Chalega, Magar Mutra Wala Bhag Alag-Alag Hona Chahiye”
Baba Saxidas Ji Se Unke Ek Naujawan Bhakt Ne Ek Din Puchha Ladka: “Baba Ji, Ek Hi Gotra Main Shaadi Kar Sakte Hain Kya?” Baba Ji Pahle Muskuraye Aur Fir Badi Pyar Bhari Najro Se Uski Taraf Dekh Kar Bole Baba Ji: “Beta Gotra Koi Bhi Chalega, Magar Mutra Wala Bhag Alag-Alag Hona Chahiye”
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