😹 Sharma Ji Ka Beta vs Apna Beta – Ultimate LOL – 07

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Santa Galti Se Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Jata Hai Ek Ladies Jo Ander Hoti Hai Chilla Ke Kahti Hai: “Arey Ye Ladies Ke Liye Hai” Santa Apni Zip Khol Ke Kahta Hai: “Ji Ye Bhi Sirf Ladie Ke Liye Hai“

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Ek Baar Santa Shirt Utaar Ke Balcony Mein Khada Tha.
Santa Ke padosi ne ye dekha aur uski tariff karte hue bola.
Padosi: “Wah Santa Ji, Kya Chest Hai?” Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Arrey Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Apni Bhabi Ki Dekhega To Pagal Ho Jayega“

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Santa Apni Biwi Preeto Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha, Par Usko Thoda Sa Tight Feel Hua.
To Usne Dimag Lagaya Aur Sath Mein Pade Glass Mein Se Doodh Liya Aur Lund Pe Laga Ke Chodna Shuru Kar Diya.
Aisa Karne Se Usko Itna Maja Aaya Ki Vo Roj Roj Yahi Karne Lag Gaya.
9 Mahine Bad Biwi Jab Pregnant Hui To Hospital Mein Admit Karvaya.
Jaisi Hi Doctor Operation Theater Se Bahar Nikla To Santa Ne Us Se Pucha.
Santa: “Dr Saab, Kya Hua Baby Ya Baba?” Doctor Huste Hue: “No Baby Or No Baba, Only 1kg Paneer Nikla Hai, Yahi Khana Hai Ya Pack Kar Du“

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Santa Ka Baap Santa Ko Apni Marzi Se Shaadi Karne Ke Liye Gusse Se Bolta Hai.
Santa Ka Baap: “Tune Iss Ladki Mein Kya Dekha Jo Iss Ladki Se Shaadi Kar Li.” Santa: “Daddy, Ye Bachpan Mein Angootha Bohat Achha Choosti Thi.”

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Ajakal Ke Time Mein Ladkiya Bewafa Kyu Hoti Hai, Aur Biwiya Apne Mard Ko Chhod Kar Dusre Mardo Ke Piche Kyu Bhagti Hai.
Is Cheez Par Research Karke Hamare Pujniye Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Ek Slogan Banaya Hai.
Rozana Muth Marne Se Parhez Kariye, Yaad Rakhein Ke Lund Jaandar To Mard Shaandar,

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Santa Ki Shaadi Ke 3 month Baad Hi Beta Ho Gaya.
Santa: “Ye Hamara Bachha 3 month Baad Kaise Ho Gaya? Aur Logo Ka To 9 month Baad Hota Hai?” Biwi: “Aaap Bhi Na..
Ye Batao Aapki Shaadi Ko Kitna Time Hua Hai?” Santa: “3 month” Biwi: “Aur Meri Shaadi Ko?” Santa: “3 month” Biwi: “Aur Hamara Bachcha Kitne Time Baad Hua?” Santa: “3 month Baad” Biwi: “Total Kitne Months Ho Gaye?” Santa Khushi Se: “Oh Shit Yaar, Samay Ka Pata Hi Nhi Chala..
Sorry Janu Mene Tumpar Shak Kiya“

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Teacher Class Mein: ” Bachho Koi Batayega Ki New and Old Mariage Mein Kya Farak Hota Hai?” Pappu: “Madam Ji, New Marriage Main Log Lips Mila Ke Sotay Hai Aur Old Marriage Main Hips“

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Kutta Kutti Ko Sadak Par Chod Raha Tha Ek Sardarni Ne Dekha To Uska Bhi Mann Karne Laga Sardarni Ne Sardar Ko Bade Romantic Mood Mein Kaha: “Aji Suno, Aap Bhi Aisi Karo Na” Sardar Bola: “Main To Tyaar Hun Tum Kutti Se Pooch Lo Kahi Use Na Koi Aitraz Ho“

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Santa Aur Ladki Ke Bich Suni Gayi Ek Baat Girl: “Sir, What Do You Prefer? Breasts Or Legs?” Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Pussy” Girl Slapped and Said : “Sale Tu Randi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai“

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Santa Banta Ek Din Park Mein Bethe The To Achanak Se Santa Ek Ladko Ko Dekh Ke Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Bantya, Wo Ladki Kitni Sundar Hai” Banta: “Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai” Santa Hairani Se: “Achha Kya Naam Hai Uska?” Banta: “Wo Bank Mein Kaam Karti Hai, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska Naam Likha Tha… Chaalu Khaata“

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Santa Ek Bar USA Gaya To Vaha Uska Bhi Dil Kara Ki Ek Club Mein Jau Aur Dekho Kitna Maja Hai Vaha Ki Life Mein.
Club Mein Dancer Dance Kar Rahi Thhi, Thoda Sa Jhuki Toh, American Ne $100 Uski Bra Mein Dale, British Ne $200 Dale, Santa Ne Dimag Lagaya Aur ATM Card Uski Gaand Mein Ghusa Ke Swap Karvaya Aur $300 Leke Chalta Bana.

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Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se Santa: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain” Ladki: “Sorry I Am A Lesbian” Santa: “Lesbian?? Ye Kya Hota Hai” Ladki: “Matlab Main Bas Ladkio K Saath Sex Karti Hoon” Santa: “De Taali!! I Am Lesbian Too, Main Bhi Sirf Ladkiyo Se Hi Sex Karta Hun“

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Santa Ne Life Mein Pahli Baar Sex Karne Ki Sochi Aur Ja Pahuncha Ek Callgirl Ke Pass Call Girl Ne Uske Kapde Utar Ke Sex Karna Shuru Kar Diya Sex Ke Baad Santa Jor Jor Se Rone Lag Gaya Call Girl Gabra Gayi Aur Pucha: “Kya Hua Tum Rone Kyu Lag Gaye?” Santa: “Jab Andar Gaya Tab Ye 6 Inch Ka Tha, Bahar 3 Inch Ka Aya, Baki Kahan Hai?“

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Santa Plane Mein Air Hostess Ko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha.
Air Hostess Ki Left Breast Pe Name Plate Lagi Thhi, Aur Uspar Likha Tha, Teena.
Santa Ne Ye Dekh Kar Air Hostess Se Pucha.
Santa: “Waah Ji Bahut Badiya Naam Rakha Hai, Dosre Wale Ka Kya Hai?“

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लड़की :- मुझे बड़ी ठंड लग रही है, मेरे दोनो हीटर को छु लो! लड़का:- अभी भी ठंड लग रही है क्या? लड़की:- अबे घोन्चु, नीचे प्लग तो लगा.!

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Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola Teacher: “Pappu Is Line Ko English Mein Translate Karo – Mera Seena Khushi Se Fool Raha Hai” Pappu: “With Happiness, My Chest Become Breast“

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Pappu Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana To Girlfriend Ko Fon Kiya Aur Bola Pappu: “Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?” Ladki: “Nahi Teen Din Baad” Pappu: “Kyuu?” Ladki: “Pitch Geeli Hai Tum Chaho To Volley Ball Khel Sakte Ho.“

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Ek Baar Santa Ke Ghar Mein Kuch Mehman Aaye Hue Thhe Pappu Ne Apne Se Dur Khade Santa Ko Jor Se Bola Pappu: “Daddy, Aap Ki Pant Ki Chain Khulli Hai” Santa: “Beta, Sab Ke Samne Aisa Nahi Bolte, Aisa Bolo Ke, Daddy Aap Ka Make Up Box Khulla Hai.” Pappu: “Ok Daddy, Aap Ka Make Up Box Khulla Hai Aur Usme Se Ek Tuti Hui Lipstick Bahar Latak Rahi Hai.“

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Pucha Teacher: “Ladkiyo Mein Sabse Jyada Calcium Kaha Hota Hai?” Pappu: “Unke Boobs Mein” Teacher: “Explain Karo Kaisi?” Pappu: “Unko Dekh Kar Bina Calcium Wali Boneless Cheez Bhi Khadi Ho Jaati Hai“

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Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“

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Pappu Jab Chhota Tha Vo Tabhi Se Kameena Tha.
Ek Din Vo Apne Padosi Uncle Sharma Ji Ko Bola Pappu: “Uncle, Ek Baat Batao, Aunty Raat Ko Kabutron Ko Dana Deti Hai Kya?” Uncle Hairani Se: “Nahi Beta, Kyun?” Papppu: “Phir Unki Awaaz Kyun Aati Hai, Ah Ahh Ahh Aah Aah Aah Aah“

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एक बच्चे ने एक लड़की को सेक्स के लिए कहा.
लड़की बोली:- तुम इतने छोटे हो, मेरी जवानी का बोझ कैसे उठाओगे! बच्चा बोला:- डार्लिंग चूहा बोरी उठा नहीं सकता पर फाड़ तो सकता है!!!

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Batao Pappu, Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Khush Kab Hote Honge?” Pappu: “Ji Jab Ek Ladki Ka Rape Ho Raha Ho Aur Vo Chilla Rahi Ho, Please Mujhe Bhagwan Ke Liye Chhod Do“

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Santa Ko Apne Achhe Kam Ki Vajah Se Company Mein Pramotion Mili Aur Vo Manager Ban Gaya.
Usne Apni Patni Ko Ye Good News Is Tarike Se Sunayi Santa: “Darling, Sunti Ho Aaj Raat Ko Tum Company Ke Manager Ke Saath Soyegi” Biwi Khushi Ke Mare Uchhal Padi Aur Boli Biwi: “Sachiiiii, Ye To Batao, Sharma Sir Ke Saath Ya Patel Sir Ke Saath“

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Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Madam Ne Ek Din Usko Bade Pyar Se Puchha Madam: “Pappu Beta, Tumhe Sabse Jyada Maza Kab Aata Hai?” Pappu Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aap Mujhe Susu Karane Ke Liye Meri Nunni Hath Se Bahar Nikalti Ho”

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Santa Apne Doodh Wale Se Ladte Hue Bola Santa: “Yaar Tum Do Din Se Doodh Dene Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thhe??” Doodhwala Udai Se Bola: “Sardar Ji, Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi, Isliye Nahi Aa Paya” Santa Kuch Soche Ke Bola: “To Koi Baat Nahi! Bhains Ka Doodh Hi Le Aate!“

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Teacher Class Mein Bacho Ka Hausla Bhadane Ke Liye Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Agar Irada Sacha Ho To Har Sapna Pura Ho Jata Hai” Pappu: “Madam Ji Ye Baat Juth Hai” Teacher Hairani Se: “Kyu Pappu, Esa Kyu Bola Tumne?” Pappu: “Agar Ye Bat Sach Hoti To Ab Tak Aap Mere 2 Bachho Ki Maa Ban Gayi Hoti“

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Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Pant Khulli Thhi Aur Usne Panty Nahi Pahan Rakhi Thhi Pappu Dekh Ke Bola: “Aapke Lower Lips Dikh Rahe Hai” Ladki: “Mujhe Pata Hai Beta, Ye To Ciggerate Peena Chahte Hai“

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Sardar Ji School Mein Apne Ladke Ka Report Card Lene Jate Hai Sardar: “Madam Ji Kab Dengi Aap” Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Sardar Ji Period Khatam Hone Tak To Intezar Kar Lo Na.
Fir De Dungi“

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Santa Ek Bar Apna Blood Test Karvane Hospital Gaya.
Nurse Ne Uski Finger Mein Se Blood Leke Finger Ko Muh Mein Dal Liya Do Min Baad Santa Khada Hoke Dance Karne Lag Gaya Nurse Ne Muh Mein Se Ungli Nikal Ke Pucha: “Dance Kyu Kar Rahe Ho?” Santa: “Oye Kudiye, Agla Test Urine Ka Hai“