😍 Bhabhi Ji Wale Jokes Jo Sabko Pasand Aayenge – 09

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Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe Socho Usne Kya Kiya Sochho Sochho Sochho Sochho Yaar Dimag Lagao Its Very Simple Abe Vo Santa Hai Uski Tarha Soch Na Nahi Samjh Aa Raha, Chalo Mein Bata Deta Hun Usne Condom Ke Ander 2 Hole Kar Diye

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Santa Galti Se Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Jata Hai Ek Ladies Jo Ander Hoti Hai Chilla Ke Kahti Hai: “Arey Ye Ladies Ke Liye Hai” Santa Apni Zip Khol Ke Kahta Hai: “Ji Ye Bhi Sirf Ladie Ke Liye Hai“

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Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul – The Taste Of India.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya Kurkure – Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.

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Sardar Ji Ne Ek Din Apne Bete Ko Muth Marte Dekh To Kuch Dino Baad Uski Shadi Ker Di.
Kuch Din Baad Bete Se Pucha: “Beta Ab To Sab Theek Hai Na?” Bete Ne Gusse Se Kaha: “Kya Ghanta Theek Hai Uska Haath To 5 Minute Mein Hi Thak Jata Hai“

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Ek Raat Santa Station Jane Ke Liye Taxi Rukwata Hai.
Taxi Wale Ko Talwar Ke Dam Par Bahar Nikalta Hai Aur Kehta Hai Santa: “Chal Apni Pant Khol Aur Mutthh Maar” Taxi Wala Ghabra Kar Apni Muth Marne Lagta Hai Santa: “Phir Ek Baar Maar” Taxi Wala Fir Marne Lag Jata Hai Santa: “Ek Baar Aur” Santa Aise Hi 5 – 6 Baar Aur Karwata Hai Taxiwala Rote Hue: “Sardarji Itni Muth Maar Li Hai Ab To Mera Khda Bhi Nahi Ho Raha” Santa Apni Bahen Ko Andar Se Bulata Hai Aur Taxiwale Ko Bolta Hai Santa: “Jaa Ab Meri Bahen Ko Railway Station Chhod Aa“

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Golu Asks Pappu Golu: “What Is Common Between A Girl’s Legs And Amul Butter?” Pappu: “Simple, Both Are Delicious When Spread“

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Ek Baar Santa Or Uski Wife Mein Jhagda Ho Gaya.
Santa Apni Wife Se Jhagda Karte Hue Gusse Se Bola.
Santa: “Mera Dil Chahta Hai, Ke Mein Tera Khoon Pee Jao.” Wife: “Toh Pehle Batana Tha Na, Ab To Periods Bhi Khatam Ho Gaye Hai.“

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Preeto Ne Apni Gand Pe Tattoo Banvaya, Shera Di Gaddi.
Santa Ne Jab Ye Dekha To Gusse Mein Aakar Us Tattoo Wale Ke Paas Gaya, Aur Apna Lund Nikal Ke Usko Bola Santa: “Bhenchod Ab Ispe Likh Shera“

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Santa Apni Suhaag Raat Mein Apni Biwi Preeto Ki Chut Mein Ungli Daalta Hai.
Preeto Gusse Se Bhadakti Hue Boli “Abe Oye, Mere Paas Khud Ki 10 Ungliyan Hai, Maine Ungli Dalwaane Ke Liye Shaadi Nahi Ki Hai.”

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Santa Ka Juta Fat Gaya, Usne Juta Mochi Ko Diya Aur Kaha, Santa: “Jute Ko Aisa Silna, Aisa Chamkana Ke Shakal Nazar Aaye” Mochi Ne Jute Ko Sil Kar Usme Shisha Fit Kar Diya Santa Khush Ho Gaya Aur Apni Shop Par Gaya,Uski Shop Par Ek Modern Ladki Aayi Santa Ne Juta Uski Tangon Ke Niche Kiya Aur Bola Santa: “Apne Blue Panty Paheni Hai Na” Ladki Hairan, Agle Din Wo Red Panty Pahen Kar Aayi, Santa Ne Phir Use Bola, Santa: “Apne Red Panty Paheni Hai Na” Teesre Din Wo Panty Pehan Kar Hi Nahi Aayi.
Jaise Hi Santa Ne Juta Age Kiya To Bola Santa: “Oohhhh, Bhenchod Juta Fir Se Fat Gaya“

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Santa: “Madam, How Do Babies Come In To The World?” Teacher: “In The Moonlight Angels Come and Leave The Baby In A Mother’s Lap” Santa: “You Mean Fucking Is Useless“

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माँ :- बेटी अब तुम 16 साल की हो गई हो.
वक़्त आ गया है सेक्स के बारे मैं जानने का..
बेटी:- जी अम्मी.
“पूछें क्या पूछना है”.

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Santa Biwi Ke Saath Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana Raha Tha To Light Chali Gayi Santa: “Uff, Aaj Ye Condom Itna Tight Aur Chota Kaisi Ho Gaya Hai?” Biwi Gusse Se: “Arrey Ye Condom Nahi Hai, Bache Ki Doodh Ki Bottle Ka Nipple Hai“

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भरी बस में एक लड़की के पीछे खड़े लड़के का खड़ा औजार लड़की को छू रहा था। लड़की ने उस लड़के को ज़ोर से थप्पड़ मारा और कहा, कमीने खुद को खड़े होने की जगह नहीं, तूने इसको भी खड़ा कर रखा है

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Batao Pappu, Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Khush Kab Hote Honge?” Pappu: “Ji Jab Ek Ladki Ka Rape Ho Raha Ho Aur Vo Chilla Rahi Ho, Please Mujhe Bhagwan Ke Liye Chhod Do“

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What Do Santa and Banta Says To Each Other If They Share The Same Girl? Ans: “Assi Tussi Same Pussy, Kabhi Tu Ghussy, Kabhi Mein Ghussy.”

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Santa Made Lot Of Money In USA.
Banta Asked: “How?” Santa: “I Made A Cream, When Applied On Penis, It Smells Like Banana and Was A Hit.” Banta Also Went To USA and Made 5 Times Money Than Santa.
Santa Asked: “How?” Banta: “I Also Developed A Cream, When Applied On Banana, It Smells Like Penis“

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Santa Ek Din Bank Gaya Pese Lene Layi Kudi Cashier Si Usne Puchhya: “So (100) Ke Loge” Santa: “Khade Khade V Chalega Ji, Tusi Davo Taan Sahi“

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Bade Dino Baad Mall Mein Ex Girlfriend Pappu Ko Mili To Usne Pucha “Bahut Dino Baad Mile Ho, Kaisa Hai Aajkal?” Pappu: “Jeans Utar Ke Dekh Le Kaisa Hai Aajkal Pata Lag Jayega”

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Teacher Pappu Se: “Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?” Pappu: “Main Bada Huun” Teacher: “Wo Kese?” Pappu: “Dekhiye Mam, Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chod Diya Hai Lekin Papa Abhi Tak Peete Hai“

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Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahi Hai Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Badchalan Ye Kya Ka Rahi Hai?” Biwi Masumiyat Se: “Main Kya Karti Ji, Is Bechare Fakeer Ne Kaha, Bibi Ji Koi Esi Cheez De Do Jo Sahab Istemaal (Use) Nahi Karte“

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Santa Ke Do Bache The Aur Uski Biwi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Aur Bachhe Ho So Isliye Vo Use Har Bar Sex Karte Hue Condom Lagane Ko Bola Karti Thi Ek Din Raat Ko Santa Jab Sex Karne Laga To Condom Lagate Hue Bola Santa: “Uff Ye Roz Roz Condom Laga Ke Main To Dukhi Ho Gaya Hun” Biwi Sharmate Hue Masumiyat Se Boli: “Aap Ispe Lamination Hi Kyu Nahi Karva Lete?“

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Santa Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya Unka Leader Aya Aur Santa Ke Gale Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega” Santa Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Lulli Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“

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Ek Bar Rat Ko Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..” Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhenchod Mere Lund Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa”

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Ek Baar Santa Aur Banta Raste Par Ja Rahe The… Santa: “Yaar Main Toh Aaj Mar Gaya, Meri Patni Aur Meri Masook Dono Ek Sath Saamne Se Aa Rahi Hain” Banta: “Oye Banteya Main V Tan Ehi Kehan Wala Si…“

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Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao” Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye To Sari Jimmedari Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.“

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Pappu Ki Girlfriend Pinky Ek Din Pappu Se Puchti Hai Pinky: “Jab Ek Murgha Murghi Ka Rape Karne Ki Koshish Karta Hai To Murghi Kya Kehti Hai?” Pappu: “Fuck Fuck Fuckak Fuckaakakakak“

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Kutta Kutti Ko Sadak Par Chod Raha Tha Ek Sardarni Ne Dekha To Uska Bhi Mann Karne Laga Sardarni Ne Sardar Ko Bade Romantic Mood Mein Kaha: “Aji Suno, Aap Bhi Aisi Karo Na” Sardar Bola: “Main To Tyaar Hun Tum Kutti Se Pooch Lo Kahi Use Na Koi Aitraz Ho“

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Santa Banta Ek Din Samunder Ke Kinare Ghoom Rahe The.
Achanak Se Ek Nangi Angrejan Ladki Unke Aage Aa Gayi.
Santa Ne Use Dekha Aur Dekhte Hi Dar Ke Baag Gaya.
Banta Ghar Aya To Usne Dare Hue Santa Se Puchha Banta: “Oye, Tu Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bhag Kyun Gaya Tha?” Santa Rote Hue: “Maa Kahti Hai, Nangi Ladki Ko Dekhne Se Patthar Ban Jaoge, Aur Mera Ek Hissa Kadak Bhi Hone Laga Tha“

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Santa Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Aisi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai, Par Phir Bhi Vo Wahan Nahi Ja Sakta?” Santa Kuch Soch Ke: “Madam Ji, Ladies Toilet“