1.
Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Laash Ko Dekh Vo Us Se Lipat Kar Rone Lagi Aur Boli.
Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan, Abhi To Mene Kuch Dekha Bhi Nahi Tha” Pass Mein Santa Khada Tha Ye Sun Us Se Raha Na Gaya Aur Bola.
Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Beta, Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nehlayenge, Tab Dekh Lena“
Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Laash Ko Dekh Vo Us Se Lipat Kar Rone Lagi Aur Boli.
Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan, Abhi To Mene Kuch Dekha Bhi Nahi Tha” Pass Mein Santa Khada Tha Ye Sun Us Se Raha Na Gaya Aur Bola.
Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Beta, Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nehlayenge, Tab Dekh Lena“
2.
Santa Ne Socha Ki Vo Gaon Mein Hi Shadi Karega Kyunki Gaon Ki Ladkiyan Shariff Aur Sex Se Anjaan Rahti Hain Isliye Kunwari Bhi Hoti Hain.
Santa Ke Baap Ne Uske Liye Rishtedari Mein Ek Gaanv Ki Ladki Dhundi Santa Us Sse Milne Gaya Aur Usko Apna Lund Dikha Ke Pucha Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Bada Khush Hua Ki Ladki To Sharif Hai Isko Kuch Bhi Nahi Pata Usne Us Ladki Ke Sath Shadi Kar Li Suhag Raat Pe Santa Ne Usko Apna Lund Dikhaya Aur Poochha Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ji Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Ne Socha, Ab Is Ko Iska Asli Naam Bata Hi Deta Hun Santa: “Ye Chuha Nahi Lund Hai” Ladki: “Areey Ye Chuha Hi Hai, Lund To Hamare Gaanv Mein Kallu Ka Hota Tha“
Santa Ne Socha Ki Vo Gaon Mein Hi Shadi Karega Kyunki Gaon Ki Ladkiyan Shariff Aur Sex Se Anjaan Rahti Hain Isliye Kunwari Bhi Hoti Hain.
Santa Ke Baap Ne Uske Liye Rishtedari Mein Ek Gaanv Ki Ladki Dhundi Santa Us Sse Milne Gaya Aur Usko Apna Lund Dikha Ke Pucha Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Bada Khush Hua Ki Ladki To Sharif Hai Isko Kuch Bhi Nahi Pata Usne Us Ladki Ke Sath Shadi Kar Li Suhag Raat Pe Santa Ne Usko Apna Lund Dikhaya Aur Poochha Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ji Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Ne Socha, Ab Is Ko Iska Asli Naam Bata Hi Deta Hun Santa: “Ye Chuha Nahi Lund Hai” Ladki: “Areey Ye Chuha Hi Hai, Lund To Hamare Gaanv Mein Kallu Ka Hota Tha“
3.
Banta Ko Har Baat Mein Gaaliyaan Dene Ki Aadat Thi.
Ek Din Bhaaga-Bhaaga Kahi Jaa Raha Tha To Santa Ne Puchha Santa: “Abe Kidhar Ja Raha Hai?” Banta: “Bahan Ki Chut, Photostate Karane Jaa Raha Hoon” Santa: “Achha, Fir Chut Ki Ek Copy Mujhe Bhi De Diyo.“
Banta Ko Har Baat Mein Gaaliyaan Dene Ki Aadat Thi.
Ek Din Bhaaga-Bhaaga Kahi Jaa Raha Tha To Santa Ne Puchha Santa: “Abe Kidhar Ja Raha Hai?” Banta: “Bahan Ki Chut, Photostate Karane Jaa Raha Hoon” Santa: “Achha, Fir Chut Ki Ek Copy Mujhe Bhi De Diyo.“
4.
Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ka Interview Thhe Naukri Ke Liye.
Interview Lene Wala Bola: “Sardar Ji Ye Batao Ki Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jo Bahut Tez Chalti Hai, Or Jiske Chaar Tires Hote Hai??” Sardar: “Car” Interviewer: “Galat, Maruti Car….
Next Question..
Vo Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jiske Do Tires Hai Aur Vo Bahut Tej Chalti Hai?” Sardar: “Motorcycle” Interviewer: “Bilkul Galat, Honda Motorcycle” Sardar Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Usne Interviewer Ko Gaali Dete Hue Kaha “Interview Gaya Maa De Gusse Vich… Tu Mainu Ek Gal Dhass Idhar Vi Baal, Udhar Vi Baal, Vich Ek Mori (Hole) Dass Ki Hai Oh” Interviewer: “Fuddi” Sardar: “Galat Jawab Pen Deya Lodya… Teri Maa Di Fuddi“
Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ka Interview Thhe Naukri Ke Liye.
Interview Lene Wala Bola: “Sardar Ji Ye Batao Ki Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jo Bahut Tez Chalti Hai, Or Jiske Chaar Tires Hote Hai??” Sardar: “Car” Interviewer: “Galat, Maruti Car….
Next Question..
Vo Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jiske Do Tires Hai Aur Vo Bahut Tej Chalti Hai?” Sardar: “Motorcycle” Interviewer: “Bilkul Galat, Honda Motorcycle” Sardar Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Usne Interviewer Ko Gaali Dete Hue Kaha “Interview Gaya Maa De Gusse Vich… Tu Mainu Ek Gal Dhass Idhar Vi Baal, Udhar Vi Baal, Vich Ek Mori (Hole) Dass Ki Hai Oh” Interviewer: “Fuddi” Sardar: “Galat Jawab Pen Deya Lodya… Teri Maa Di Fuddi“
5.
Santa Ne Pakistan Mein Exam Diya Aur Use Fansi Ki Saza Suna Di Gayi.
Kyu? Kyuki Uske Exam Mein Sawal Tha Ki Musharaf Kab Paida Hua? Santa Ne Answer Diya Tha “Jab Uski Maan Chudi“
Santa Ne Pakistan Mein Exam Diya Aur Use Fansi Ki Saza Suna Di Gayi.
Kyu? Kyuki Uske Exam Mein Sawal Tha Ki Musharaf Kab Paida Hua? Santa Ne Answer Diya Tha “Jab Uski Maan Chudi“
6.
Ek Bar Bahut Bade Hotel Mein Shadi Ho Rahi Thi, Udhar Apne Santa Ji Bhi Masti Maar Rahe The.
Achanak Se Sath Mein Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Toilet Jana Thha Usne Santa Se Puchha.
Ladki: “Sardar Ji, Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do” Santa Ne Sharamte Hue Jawab Diya: “You Naughty Girl Pahle Tum Dikhao Fir Mein Dikhaunga“
Ek Bar Bahut Bade Hotel Mein Shadi Ho Rahi Thi, Udhar Apne Santa Ji Bhi Masti Maar Rahe The.
Achanak Se Sath Mein Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Toilet Jana Thha Usne Santa Se Puchha.
Ladki: “Sardar Ji, Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do” Santa Ne Sharamte Hue Jawab Diya: “You Naughty Girl Pahle Tum Dikhao Fir Mein Dikhaunga“
7.
गर्ल्स हॉस्टिल की लाईट 3 दिन से बंद थी..
तंग आकर वार्डन ने डिपार्टमेंट को फोन किया और कहा..
3 दिन से लड़कियां मोमबत्ती से काम चला रही है..
आज तो आदमी भेज दो.
गर्ल्स हॉस्टिल की लाईट 3 दिन से बंद थी..
तंग आकर वार्डन ने डिपार्टमेंट को फोन किया और कहा..
3 दिन से लड़कियां मोमबत्ती से काम चला रही है..
आज तो आदमी भेज दो.
8.
Hindi Ki Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Ko Khada Kiya Aur Puchha Madam: “Aaj Dhoom-Dham Se Meri Shaadi Hui – Is Past Tense Ko Future Tense Mein Badal Kar Batao?” Pappu Besharmi Se Bola: “Aaj Raat Aapki Jamkar Thoka-Thukayi Hogi”
Hindi Ki Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Ko Khada Kiya Aur Puchha Madam: “Aaj Dhoom-Dham Se Meri Shaadi Hui – Is Past Tense Ko Future Tense Mein Badal Kar Batao?” Pappu Besharmi Se Bola: “Aaj Raat Aapki Jamkar Thoka-Thukayi Hogi”
9.
Aajkal ke time mein ladkiyan bewafa kyu hoti hain, aur biwiyan apne mard ko chhod kar doosre mardon ke peeche kyu bhagti hain?
Is cheez par research karke hamare Pujniye Baba Saxidas ji ne ek slogan banaya hai:
"Rozana muth marne se parhez kijiye,
Yaad rakhein ke lund jaandar to mard shaandar."
Aajkal ke time mein ladkiyan bewafa kyu hoti hain, aur biwiyan apne mard ko chhod kar doosre mardon ke peeche kyu bhagti hain?
Is cheez par research karke hamare Pujniye Baba Saxidas ji ne ek slogan banaya hai:
"Rozana muth marne se parhez kijiye,
Yaad rakhein ke lund jaandar to mard shaandar."
10.
Ladkiyon Ke Liye Baba Sexydas Ji Ki Ek Nek Salah: Sex Karte Samaye Condom Jaroor Use Kare Kyunki Condom – Rs.5 I-Pill – Rs.120 Moral: Save Money And Save Future (Kanya Hit Me Jaari)
Ladkiyon Ke Liye Baba Sexydas Ji Ki Ek Nek Salah: Sex Karte Samaye Condom Jaroor Use Kare Kyunki Condom – Rs.5 I-Pill – Rs.120 Moral: Save Money And Save Future (Kanya Hit Me Jaari)
11.
Santa Ek Din Bada Confuse Sa Thha Aur Usne Banta Se Pucha Santa: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mujhe Hamesha Dekh Ke Muskurati Rahti Hai?” Banta: “Oye Nahi Yaar Esa Kuch Nahi Hai, Usne Mujhse Suhagraat Pe Puchha Tha, Kya Mene Kabhi Kisi Ki Gaand Mari Hai, To Maine Tera Naam Le Diya Tha“
Santa Ek Din Bada Confuse Sa Thha Aur Usne Banta Se Pucha Santa: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mujhe Hamesha Dekh Ke Muskurati Rahti Hai?” Banta: “Oye Nahi Yaar Esa Kuch Nahi Hai, Usne Mujhse Suhagraat Pe Puchha Tha, Kya Mene Kabhi Kisi Ki Gaand Mari Hai, To Maine Tera Naam Le Diya Tha“
12.
Santa Ek Ladki Ka Rape Kar Raha Tha Ladki Zor Zor Se Chilla Rahi Thi.
Santa Usko Bola: “Chillao, Chillao Or Chillao, Yahan Se Tumhari Awaz Bahar Nahi Jaa Sakti” Ladki Hairani Se Boli: “Mujhe Tumhari Baat Par Yakeen Nahi Hai” Santa Muskurate Hue Bola: “To Fir Theek Hai, Mein Yahan Se Chillata Hun, Tum Bahar Jaake Suno, Aawaz Aati Hai Ya Nahi“
Santa Ek Ladki Ka Rape Kar Raha Tha Ladki Zor Zor Se Chilla Rahi Thi.
Santa Usko Bola: “Chillao, Chillao Or Chillao, Yahan Se Tumhari Awaz Bahar Nahi Jaa Sakti” Ladki Hairani Se Boli: “Mujhe Tumhari Baat Par Yakeen Nahi Hai” Santa Muskurate Hue Bola: “To Fir Theek Hai, Mein Yahan Se Chillata Hun, Tum Bahar Jaake Suno, Aawaz Aati Hai Ya Nahi“
13.
शोहार:- तुम मेरी किस चीज़ से ज़्यादा इम्प्रेस हो
लाइफ स्टाइल,कार,ड्रेसिंग या बॅंक बॅलेन्स?
बीवी:- आप के सेक्स से,
आप जैसा सेक्स मोहल्ले में किसी को करना नही आता !
शोहार:- तुम मेरी किस चीज़ से ज़्यादा इम्प्रेस हो
लाइफ स्टाइल,कार,ड्रेसिंग या बॅंक बॅलेन्स?
बीवी:- आप के सेक्स से,
आप जैसा सेक्स मोहल्ले में किसी को करना नही आता !
14.
Santa Ki Wife TV Dekh Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Santa Usko Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?” Wife: “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga, Aapko Kya” Santa: “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana Toh Aata Hi Nahi Hai” Wife: “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kuch Kaha?“
Santa Ki Wife TV Dekh Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Santa Usko Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?” Wife: “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga, Aapko Kya” Santa: “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana Toh Aata Hi Nahi Hai” Wife: “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kuch Kaha?“
15.
Santa Ki Shadi Hui Aur Wo Bahut Dino Baad Apne Suhaagraat Waale Kamre Se Bahar Nikla, To Usske Baap Ne Us Se Pucha Baap: “Beta, Kya Baat Hai Badi Lambi Inning Khel Kar Aaya Hai?” Santa: “Maa Chuda Gayi Duniya, Pahle Ye Batao Ki Andar Tel Ki Botal Ki Jagah Fevikol Kon Rakh Kar Aaya Tha“
Santa Ki Shadi Hui Aur Wo Bahut Dino Baad Apne Suhaagraat Waale Kamre Se Bahar Nikla, To Usske Baap Ne Us Se Pucha Baap: “Beta, Kya Baat Hai Badi Lambi Inning Khel Kar Aaya Hai?” Santa: “Maa Chuda Gayi Duniya, Pahle Ye Batao Ki Andar Tel Ki Botal Ki Jagah Fevikol Kon Rakh Kar Aaya Tha“
16.
Santa Banta Ek Din Park Mein Bethe The To Achanak Se Santa Ek Ladko Ko Dekh Ke Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Bantya, Wo Ladki Kitni Sundar Hai” Banta: “Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai” Santa Hairani Se: “Achha Kya Naam Hai Uska?” Banta: “Wo Bank Mein Kaam Karti Hai, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska Naam Likha Tha… Chaalu Khaata“
Santa Banta Ek Din Park Mein Bethe The To Achanak Se Santa Ek Ladko Ko Dekh Ke Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Bantya, Wo Ladki Kitni Sundar Hai” Banta: “Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai” Santa Hairani Se: “Achha Kya Naam Hai Uska?” Banta: “Wo Bank Mein Kaam Karti Hai, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska Naam Likha Tha… Chaalu Khaata“
17.
Santa Ke Do Bache The Aur Uski Biwi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Aur Bachhe Ho So Isliye Vo Use Har Bar Sex Karte Hue Condom Lagane Ko Bola Karti Thi Ek Din Raat Ko Santa Jab Sex Karne Laga To Condom Lagate Hue Bola Santa: “Uff Ye Roz Roz Condom Laga Ke Main To Dukhi Ho Gaya Hun” Biwi Sharmate Hue Masumiyat Se Boli: “Aap Ispe Lamination Hi Kyu Nahi Karva Lete?“
Santa Ke Do Bache The Aur Uski Biwi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Aur Bachhe Ho So Isliye Vo Use Har Bar Sex Karte Hue Condom Lagane Ko Bola Karti Thi Ek Din Raat Ko Santa Jab Sex Karne Laga To Condom Lagate Hue Bola Santa: “Uff Ye Roz Roz Condom Laga Ke Main To Dukhi Ho Gaya Hun” Biwi Sharmate Hue Masumiyat Se Boli: “Aap Ispe Lamination Hi Kyu Nahi Karva Lete?“
18.
एक बार बहू सास की टाँगे दबा रही थी.
सास का घागरा उँचा हो गया.
बहू बोली : प्रणाम!
सास बोली : किसको?
बहू बोली : ससुर की रणभूमि और पति की जन्मभूमि को.
एक बार बहू सास की टाँगे दबा रही थी.
सास का घागरा उँचा हो गया.
बहू बोली : प्रणाम!
सास बोली : किसको?
बहू बोली : ससुर की रणभूमि और पति की जन्मभूमि को.
19.
Girl Hostel Me Ek
Phone Aaya – “Meena Hai Kya?”
Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya Lagati Hai Wo?”
Phone Wala – “Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle
Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi“
Girl Hostel Me Ek
Phone Aaya – “Meena Hai Kya?”
Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya Lagati Hai Wo?”
Phone Wala – “Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle
Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi“
20.
Santa Ek Din Raat Ko Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya Uska Mood Sex Ka Bana To Biwi Ko Palang Pe Litaya Aur Kapde Utar Ke Shuru Ho Gaya Thodi Der Baad Usko Uske Jism Se Ched Chad Karne Ke Baad Bola Santa: “Janu, Aaj Tumhare Boobs Bade Bade Kaisi Ho Gaye Hai?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Oye Nahi Ji, Boobs To Utne Hi Hai, Par Aap Sharab Ke Nashe Mein Meri Gaand Choos Rahe Ho“
Santa Ek Din Raat Ko Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya Uska Mood Sex Ka Bana To Biwi Ko Palang Pe Litaya Aur Kapde Utar Ke Shuru Ho Gaya Thodi Der Baad Usko Uske Jism Se Ched Chad Karne Ke Baad Bola Santa: “Janu, Aaj Tumhare Boobs Bade Bade Kaisi Ho Gaye Hai?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Oye Nahi Ji, Boobs To Utne Hi Hai, Par Aap Sharab Ke Nashe Mein Meri Gaand Choos Rahe Ho“
21.
लड़की दूकानदार से:- CONDOM देना.
दूकानदार(मस्ती मैं):- किस लिए!
लड़की (गुस्से से):- तेरे बाप को गिफ्ट करूँगी,
ताकि तेरे जैसा दूसरा चुतिया पैदा ना करे
लड़की दूकानदार से:- CONDOM देना.
दूकानदार(मस्ती मैं):- किस लिए!
लड़की (गुस्से से):- तेरे बाप को गिफ्ट करूँगी,
ताकि तेरे जैसा दूसरा चुतिया पैदा ना करे
22.
Santa: “Dr.
Sahab I Am Suffering From Loose Motions” Doctor: “Kitni Patli Aati Hai??” Santa: “Samajh Lo Ki Aap Usse Gargle Kar Sakte Ho“
Santa: “Dr.
Sahab I Am Suffering From Loose Motions” Doctor: “Kitni Patli Aati Hai??” Santa: “Samajh Lo Ki Aap Usse Gargle Kar Sakte Ho“
23.
Santa Apne Padosi Ke Ghar Mithayi Ka Dibba Lekkar Jata Hai.
Santa: “Le Mithayi Kha, Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gayi Hai” Padosi: “Arrey Wah, To Ab Vo Kya Ban Gayi Hai?” Santa: “Wahan Ki Best Call-Girl“
Santa Apne Padosi Ke Ghar Mithayi Ka Dibba Lekkar Jata Hai.
Santa: “Le Mithayi Kha, Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gayi Hai” Padosi: “Arrey Wah, To Ab Vo Kya Ban Gayi Hai?” Santa: “Wahan Ki Best Call-Girl“
24.
Santa Ek Bar Apna Blood Test Karvane Hospital Gaya.
Nurse Ne Uski Finger Mein Se Blood Leke Finger Ko Muh Mein Dal Liya Do Min Baad Santa Khada Hoke Dance Karne Lag Gaya Nurse Ne Muh Mein Se Ungli Nikal Ke Pucha: “Dance Kyu Kar Rahe Ho?” Santa: “Oye Kudiye, Agla Test Urine Ka Hai“
Santa Ek Bar Apna Blood Test Karvane Hospital Gaya.
Nurse Ne Uski Finger Mein Se Blood Leke Finger Ko Muh Mein Dal Liya Do Min Baad Santa Khada Hoke Dance Karne Lag Gaya Nurse Ne Muh Mein Se Ungli Nikal Ke Pucha: “Dance Kyu Kar Rahe Ho?” Santa: “Oye Kudiye, Agla Test Urine Ka Hai“
25.
Santa Banta Ek Sath Sadak Ke Ja Rahe Thhe To Santa Ne Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha: “Wah!! What A Breast” Banta Bola: “Yaar Breast To Yaad Aya Babhi Da Ki Haai Hai?“
Santa Banta Ek Sath Sadak Ke Ja Rahe Thhe To Santa Ne Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha: “Wah!! What A Breast” Banta Bola: “Yaar Breast To Yaad Aya Babhi Da Ki Haai Hai?“
26.
Baba Saxidas ko mazaak bhi bada pasand hai.
Ek din unke ek kaminey bhakt ne poocha:
Bhakt: “Baba ji, aisi kaun si jagah hai, jahan aadmi aur aurat dono ke baal ghunghraale hote hain?”
Baba Saxidas (muskurate hue): “Dirty mind bachha...
Woh jagah hai West Indies!”
Baba Saxidas ko mazaak bhi bada pasand hai.
Ek din unke ek kaminey bhakt ne poocha:
Bhakt: “Baba ji, aisi kaun si jagah hai, jahan aadmi aur aurat dono ke baal ghunghraale hote hain?”
Baba Saxidas (muskurate hue): “Dirty mind bachha...
Woh jagah hai West Indies!”
27.
Santa Ne Apna Underwear Dhoya Aur Chatt Pe Gaya Sath Wali Padosan Ki Panty Sukh Rahi Thhi Usne Uske Saath Apna Underwear Taanga Uspar Ek Note Likh Diya Aur Khud Chala Gaya “Babhi Please Mera Underwear Bhi Utar Lena Jab Aap Apni Panty Utaaro“
Santa Ne Apna Underwear Dhoya Aur Chatt Pe Gaya Sath Wali Padosan Ki Panty Sukh Rahi Thhi Usne Uske Saath Apna Underwear Taanga Uspar Ek Note Likh Diya Aur Khud Chala Gaya “Babhi Please Mera Underwear Bhi Utar Lena Jab Aap Apni Panty Utaaro“
28.
A Nigro Man Attended A Night Party Without Dress.
Santa Thought He Was In Black Suit.
He Told Him: “Your Dress Is Nice But Tie Is In Wrong Place“
A Nigro Man Attended A Night Party Without Dress.
Santa Thought He Was In Black Suit.
He Told Him: “Your Dress Is Nice But Tie Is In Wrong Place“
29.
Santa Ko Ek Ladki Mili Jo Uske Sath Sex Karne Ko Tyar Ho Gayi Ladki: “Main Sex Sirf Condom Laga Ke Karungi” Santa Bhaga Bhaga Medical Store Jata Hai Par Waha Jake Condom Ka Naam Bhul Jata Hai Thodi Der Kuch Soch Kar Apni Pant Ki Zip Kholkar Dukandar Ko Bolta Hai Santa: “Yaar, Iski Casing De Do“
Santa Ko Ek Ladki Mili Jo Uske Sath Sex Karne Ko Tyar Ho Gayi Ladki: “Main Sex Sirf Condom Laga Ke Karungi” Santa Bhaga Bhaga Medical Store Jata Hai Par Waha Jake Condom Ka Naam Bhul Jata Hai Thodi Der Kuch Soch Kar Apni Pant Ki Zip Kholkar Dukandar Ko Bolta Hai Santa: “Yaar, Iski Casing De Do“
30.
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“
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