😹 Engineer Life Wale Jokes – Coding Se Hansi Tak – 06

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Banta Ne Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ko Market Jaate Dekha To Shaam Ko Santa Ko Akela Dekh Puchha.
Banta: “Aaj Kal Bhabhi Ji Ka Left Boob Kaafi Chhota Dikh Raha Hai, Kyun?” Santa: “Ye Saale R.T.O Waalo Ne Seat Belt Lagwa-Lagwa Ke Left Boob Ki Maan Chod Di Hai“

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?” Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se” Teacher: “Wo Kaisi” Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“

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Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli Ladki: “Wow, Mujhe Bhi Chahiye” Santa Bola: “Abe To Dekh Kya Rahi Hai, Jaldi Se Ek Cup Le Aa, Susu Khatam Hone Wala Hai“

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Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai.
Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Land Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li, Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Land Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.
Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Wo Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga.
Uski Patni Ne Kaha.
Patni: “Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh and Unused Choot” Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kam Kiya Aur Vo Bola Santa: “Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai, Idhar Hamne To Aaj Tak Lode Ki Packing Bhi Nahi Kholi“

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Santa Ek Bar Apna Blood Test Karvane Hospital Gaya.
Nurse Ne Uski Finger Mein Se Blood Leke Finger Ko Muh Mein Dal Liya Do Min Baad Santa Khada Hoke Dance Karne Lag Gaya Nurse Ne Muh Mein Se Ungli Nikal Ke Pucha: “Dance Kyu Kar Rahe Ho?” Santa: “Oye Kudiye, Agla Test Urine Ka Hai“

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Santa Ki Shaadi Ke 3 month Baad Hi Beta Ho Gaya.
Santa: “Ye Hamara Bachha 3 month Baad Kaise Ho Gaya? Aur Logo Ka To 9 month Baad Hota Hai?” Biwi: “Aaap Bhi Na..
Ye Batao Aapki Shaadi Ko Kitna Time Hua Hai?” Santa: “3 month” Biwi: “Aur Meri Shaadi Ko?” Santa: “3 month” Biwi: “Aur Hamara Bachcha Kitne Time Baad Hua?” Santa: “3 month Baad” Biwi: “Total Kitne Months Ho Gaye?” Santa Khushi Se: “Oh Shit Yaar, Samay Ka Pata Hi Nhi Chala..
Sorry Janu Mene Tumpar Shak Kiya“

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Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se Santa: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain” Ladki: “Sorry I Am A Lesbian” Santa: “Lesbian?? Ye Kya Hota Hai” Ladki: “Matlab Main Bas Ladkio K Saath Sex Karti Hoon” Santa: “De Taali!! I Am Lesbian Too, Main Bhi Sirf Ladkiyo Se Hi Sex Karta Hun“

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Ek Baar Santa Train Mein Ja Raha Tha.
Uske Samne Ek Ladki Mini-Skirt Dale Bethi Thi Aur Ussne Panty Bhi Nahin Pehni Thi.
Santa Maje Se Usski Choot Ko Dekh Raha Tha, Achanak Ladki Santa Ko Boli.
Ladki: “Kya Tum Meri Choot Dekh Rahe Ho?” Santa Chonk Gaya.
Ladki Boli: “Koi Baat Nahin Dekho Dekho Badi Special Hai” Santa Hairan Hoke Bola: “Achha, Kya Special Hai?” Ladki Boli: “Meri Choot Aankh Bhi Marti Hai” Aur Ussne Choot Se Aankh Marwa Di.
Santa Hairan Ho Kar Dekhta Raha.
Ladki Boli: “Meri Choot Smile Bhi Pass Karti Hai” Aur Ladki Ne Apni Choot Hila Kar Smile Bhi Pass Karwa Di.
Santa Phir Hairan Ho Kar Dekhta Raha.
Ladki Ko Ab Tharak Chadd Gayi Thi, Vo Bade Pyar Se Santa Ko Boli, Ladki: “Idhar Aaao Aur Iss Mein Apni Do Ungaliyaa Daalo” Santa Hairan Hoke Seat Se Uchalta Hua Bola: “Oh Teri, Kya Yeh Seeti Bhi Maarti Hai?“

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Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.
Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.
Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge.

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Santa Was Sitting In His House Without Pagdi On Head And Banta Comes To Meet Him Banta Shocked: “Oye Santa Tune Baal Katwa Diye?” Santa With Shame: “Haan Yaar, Bahut Hairfall Ho Raha Tha.” Banta Shouts: “Hair Fall Ho Raha Tha To Baal Katwa Diye, Phir To Acha Hua Tujhe Nightfall Nahi Hua Warna Tu To Pata Nahi Kya-Kya Katwa Deta.“

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Santa Aur Ladki Ke Bich Suni Gayi Ek Baat Girl: “Sir, What Do You Prefer? Breasts Or Legs?” Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Pussy” Girl Slapped and Said : “Sale Tu Randi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai“

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Teacher: Prove That AB/AG + 2MP + 4WD + 9MC = ABC? Pappu: “A Boy Over A Girl + 2 Minute Pain + 4 White Drops + 9 Months Course = A Beautiful Child.

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Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Pant Khulli Thhi Aur Usne Panty Nahi Pahan Rakhi Thhi Pappu Dekh Ke Bola: “Aapke Lower Lips Dikh Rahe Hai” Ladki: “Mujhe Pata Hai Beta, Ye To Ciggerate Peena Chahte Hai“

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Santa Banta Ek Sath Sadak Ke Ja Rahe Thhe To Santa Ne Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha: “Wah!! What A Breast” Banta Bola: “Yaar Breast To Yaad Aya Babhi Da Ki Haai Hai?“

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Madam Class Mein: “SEX And SIX Mein Kya Difference Hai?” Santa: “Madam Ji Main Batau” Madam: “Yes” Santa: “Balla Utha Ke Maro To SIX Aur Skirt Utha Ke Maro To SEX“

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Santa Biwi Ke Saath Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana Raha Tha To Light Chali Gayi Santa: “Uff, Aaj Ye Condom Itna Tight Aur Chota Kaisi Ho Gaya Hai?” Biwi Gusse Se: “Arrey Ye Condom Nahi Hai, Bache Ki Doodh Ki Bottle Ka Nipple Hai“

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Santa Bechare Ko Loose Motions Lage Hue Thhe, Aur Vo Bada Pareshan Thha Jaisi Taise Karke Vo Ek Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.
Ab Problem Ye Thhi Ki Vo Doctor Ko Bataye Kaisi, Itne Mein Uski Baari Aa Gayi Doctor: “What Is Your Problem?” Santa Kuch Sochte Hue: “Free Outgoing With Variety Of Ring Tones“

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Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.” Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?” Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“

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Ek Bar Rat Ko Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..” Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhenchod Mere Lund Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa”

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Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola.
Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Boobs Dikhane Wali Hai” Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga” Banta: “Kyu?” Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“

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Santa Plane Mein Air Hostess Ko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha.
Air Hostess Ki Left Breast Pe Name Plate Lagi Thhi, Aur Uspar Likha Tha, Teena.
Santa Ne Ye Dekh Kar Air Hostess Se Pucha.
Santa: “Waah Ji Bahut Badiya Naam Rakha Hai, Dosre Wale Ka Kya Hai?“

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Purane Time Ki Baat Hai, Jab India Pe British Raaz Tha.
Santa Ka Man Ek Din Tandoori Chicken Khane Ka Kara To Ek Restraunt Mein Gaya Par Wahaan Bahar Bord Pe Likha Tha: “Only For British People” Santa Fir Bhi Kisi Tarha Se Lad Jhagad Ke Andar Pahuncha Aur Tandoori Chicken Ka Order Diya Order To Aa Gaya, Par Saath Mein Manager Ek British Police Wale Ko Bhi Le Aaya Police Wala: “Tum Ye Chiken Nahi Kha Sakte, Jo Tum Is Chicken Ke Saath Karoge Wo Main Tumhare Sath Karunga, Agar Tu Iski Taang Todega To Main Teri Taang Tod Dunga” Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Pareshan Ho Gaya, Par Achanak Se Uske Dimag Ki Batti Jali, Usne Chicken Ki Gaand Ki Jagha Ungli Dali Aur Masala Nikaal Kar Chatne Lag Gaya, Phir Apni Pant Utar Kar Police Wale Ki Taraf Gaand Kar Ke Bola.
Santa: “Lo Janab Haazir Hai“

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Santa Ki Biwi Pregnant Thi Aur Vo Uske Saath Sex Nahi Kar Sakta Tha Ek Din Santa Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Mujhe Tharak Bahut Chadd Rahi Thhi, Banta Ki Biwi Ko 100 Rs.
Diye Aur Chod Kar Aa Raha Hoon” Santa Ki Biwi Boli: “Tum Na Bikul Bevkoof Ho, Lutt Ke Aa Gaye… Banta To Yaha 50 Rs.
Mein Karke Jata Hai.
“

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Santa Apni Biwi Se: “Aaj Tumhari Choti Behan Ko Apne Ghar Mein Dekh Ke Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai” Biwi: “Haanji, Aapki Khushi Pajame Mein Se Jhalak Rahi Hai“

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Teacher Santa Se: “Use The Word Harassment In A Sentence” Santa: “When I Was In School With Her, Her-Ass-Meant A Lot To Me“

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Santa Ki Pregnent Biwi Preeto Chhat Pe Tange Khol Ke Leti Hui Thi.
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Se Puchha Santa: “Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Dr.
Ne Kaha Hai Ke Tazi Hawa Bache Ki Sehat Ke Liye Achi Hai.“

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Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha.
Ladki Ko Tharak Chadd Gayi Aur Wo Boli: “Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?” Santa: “Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata“

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Santa Enters Home From Work And Seeing Preeto Is Sitting On Sofa In Skirt Not Wearing Panty She Spreads Her Legs.
Santa Stares At The Spot.
Preeto Smiles: “Aise Kya Dekh Rahe Ho, Panty Nahi Pehni Hoon.” Santa: “Ohh Tune To Daraa Hi Diya, Mujhe Laga Sofa Phat Gaya Hai“

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Santa Bade Pareshan Haal Mein Apne Familly Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Santa: “Dr.
Saab, Mene Hamesha Apni Biwi Se Condom Laga Ke Sex Kiya Hai Fir Bhi Uske 3 Bachhe Ho Gaye” Dr Hairan Ho Ke: “Achha?? Kamal Hai Yaar.
Vese Tum Condom Lagate Kaisi Ho” Santa: “Jitna Condom Lund Pe Chadta Hai, Utna Chada Ke Baki Ka Aage Se Kaat Deta Hun“

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Santa Pahli Baar Train Mein Reservation Karaane Ke Liye Gayaa Santa Ne Reservation Form Me “Ling/Sex” Wale Column Me Likh Diya “8 Inch” Aur Form Submit Kar Diya.
Booking Window Par Clerk Lady Thi, Usne Ye Dekha Aur Boli Lady Cleark: “Sir Ye Kya Hai, Isko Kaato, Ye Nahi Chalega” Santa Hairani Se: “Kitna Kaat Doon?” Lady Cleark: “Poora Hi Kaatna Padega” Santa Ke Tote Udd Gaye: “Madam Ji Aap Reservation Cancel Hi Kar Do, Main Bus Se Hi Chala Jaaunga.“