🥳 Full Timepass Mode On – Daily Funny Jokes in Hinglish – 10

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Biwi Ko Khush Kaise Rakhe? Sabhi Is Baat Se Pareshan Hai Par Baba Saxidas Ne 3 Khas Tarike Bataye Hai Jis Se Biwi Khush Rahti Hai.
1- Roz Uske Saath Karo, Compromise.
2- Roz Uske Dono Dabaao, Per.
3- Roz Apna Khol K Uske Hatho Me De Do, Purse.
Note: Ye Tarika Aap Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Bhi Apna Sakte Hai

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Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha Chela: “Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven Mein Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai?” Baba Saxidas: “Pati Ke Zinda Rahne Tak Uska Kadak Lund Aur Marne Ke Baad Uska Kadak LIC Fund“

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Santa Ne Ek Din Apni Patni Se Bade Pyar Se Puchha Santa: “Darling, Tumhara Kabhi Dil Nahi Chahta Ke Tum Mard Hoti” Patni Ne Bhi Bada Pyara Jawab Diya Patni: “Kyun Aaj Tumhara Gand Marvane Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya?“

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College Mein Ek Professor Bhooto Ke Baare Mein Bachhon Ko Lecture De Raha Tha, Aur Hall Mein Keval Ladke Hi Aaye Hue The.
Lecture Ke Beech Mein Professor Ne Puchha: “Kitne Bachhe Bhoot Mein Yakeen Karte Hai?” Kareeb 50 Bachho Ke Haath Khade Ho Gaye.
Professor: “Bahut Achhe, Ab Ye Batao Ki Kitne Logo Ne Bhoot Ko Dekha Hai?” Lagbag 20 Haath Khade Ho Gaye.
Professor: “Bahut Achhe, Achha Ab Ye Baatao Ki Bhoot Ko Kitne Logo Ne Bahut Kareeb Se Dekha Hai?” Lagbhag 5 Haath Khade Ho Gaye.
Professor: “Shabash, Achha Ab Ye Batao Kitne Logon Ne Bhoot Ko Chooma Hai?” Keval Ek Ladke Ka Haath Khada Hua Aur Wo Apna Pappu Tha.
Professor: “Maine Aaj Tak Khud Nahi Suna Ki Kisi Ne Aisa Kiya Ho, Aap Idhar Mere Paas Stage Par Aa Jaao” Pappu Uth Kar Professor Ke Paas Chala Gaya.
Professor: “To Aapka Kahna Hai Ki Aapne Bhoot Ko Chooma Hai, Jara Baat Puri Detail Mein Batao” Pappu: “Ohh Sorry Sir, Maine Choot Suna Tha“

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Santa Ko Ek Din Hichki Aayi Aur Sath Mein Uska Lund Bhi Khada Ho Gaya Santa: “Arrey Wah Lagta Hai Balbir Bhai Ke Saath Babhi Bhi Yaad Kar Rahi Hai”

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Ek Din Ek Sardar Ne Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Jiski T-Shirt Par Likha Thha “Handle With Care” Agle Din Usne Apni Jeans Ke Aage Likhva Liya “Candle With Hair“

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Pappu Ka Ek Dost Thhe Golu Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe To Golu Ne Pappu Se Pucha Golu: “Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai?” Pappu: “Percentage Ke Symbol Jaisa %“

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Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya, Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?” Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, Ek Baar De De Baba“

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Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.
Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar” Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega“

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Define A Ture Harami? A Harami Is Someone Who Visits A Medical Store, Instead Of An Ice Cream Parlour When His Girlfriend Says: “I Love Strawberry Flavor“

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Santa Aur Uski Patni Bed Pe Lete Sex Se Related Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Patni: “Aapne Mere Boobs Chus Chus Ke Bade Kar Diye Hai” Santa Hairan Hote Hue: “Abe Sali, Esa Agar Hota To Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Gaya Hota Or Mujhe Condom Ki Jagha Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti“

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Santa Ko Natak Mein Arjun Ka Role Mila, Jab Natak Shuru Hua To Santa Arjun Ke Roop Mein Aaya, Logo Ne Shor Kiya: “Pagdi Wala Arjun…….Pagdi Wala Arjun” Santa Bola: “Bhosdi Walo, Abhi Do Minute Pehle Lund Wali Dropadi Aayi Thi, Tab Saare So Rahe The Kya?“

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Teacher Santa Se: “Jab Main Padati Hun To Tum Apne Sir Mein Tel (Oil) Kyu Lagane Lag Jaate Ho?” Santa: “Kal Raat Mummy Daddy Ko Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Agar Andar Nahi Jaa Raha To Tel Laga Lo“

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Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya – “Meena Hai Kya?” Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya Lagati Hai Wo?” Phone Wala – “Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi“

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Santa Ke Daddy Ji Ke Kisse Pad Ke Aapko Pata Chal Jayega Ki Hamare Bechare Santa Ka Koi Dosh Nahi Hai Jo Vo Esi Harkate Karta Hai.
Jaisa Baap Vesa Beta To Hoga Hi Na Ek Din Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Baap Ko Dukhda Sunaya.
Santa: “Papa, Mene Biwi Ko S.M.S Kiya Ke Main Aaj Raat Ko Ghar Pahunch Jaunga” Ghanta Singh: “Firr??” Santa: “Main Ghar Aaya To Wo Kisi Aur Ke Sath Bister Pe Thi” Ghanta Singh Kuch Sochte Hue: “Beta, Dil Chhota Na Kar Sms Nahi Mila Hoga“

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MAUN-VRAT ke dinl Wife ne Boobs hilake dikhaya Husbd ne apna bahar nikal k dikhaya Wife guse me-Mera matlb hai dudwala kab ayega Hsbd: mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me

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Santa Ne Life Mein Pahli Baar Sex Karne Ki Sochi Aur Ja Pahuncha Ek Callgirl Ke Pass Call Girl Ne Uske Kapde Utar Ke Sex Karna Shuru Kar Diya Sex Ke Baad Santa Jor Jor Se Rone Lag Gaya Call Girl Gabra Gayi Aur Pucha: “Kya Hua Tum Rone Kyu Lag Gaye?” Santa: “Jab Andar Gaya Tab Ye 6 Inch Ka Tha, Bahar 3 Inch Ka Aya, Baki Kahan Hai?“

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Santa Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Aisi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai, Par Phir Bhi Vo Wahan Nahi Ja Sakta?” Santa Kuch Soch Ke: “Madam Ji, Ladies Toilet“

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Pappu Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Masti Ke Mood Mein Puchha.
Ladki: “Sex Ke Pehle Chut Kaisi Dikhti Hai?” Pappu: “Jaise Gulaab” Ladki: “Aur Sex Ke Baad?” Pappu: “Sardar Ji Ke Muh Ki Tarha Jisne Thodi Der Pehle Lassi Pi Ho“

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Pappu Santa Se: “Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho” Santa Hairani Se: “Kyu Be?” Pappu: “Aaj Jab Aap Bahar Gaye Thhe To Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Jaldi Karo Wo Chutiya Aane Wala Hai“

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Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga Raha Tha “Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche” Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha Us Aadmi Ne Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara Kyon ??? Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam Tha

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Santa Ne Pakistan Mein Exam Diya Aur Use Fansi Ki Saza Suna Di Gayi.
Kyu? Kyuki Uske Exam Mein Sawal Tha Ki Musharaf Kab Paida Hua? Santa Ne Answer Diya Tha “Jab Uski Maan Chudi“

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Class Mein Madam Ne Bachho Se Puchha Madam: “Bachhon, Batao Samosa Aur Kachori, Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Is Se Pahle Koi Jawab Deta, Pappu Khada Hua Aur Puri Besharmi Ke Sath Bola Pappu: “Madam, Agar Aap Bra Pehenogi To Samosa Dikhega, Nahi Pehenogi To Kachori“

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Ladki to Dr: Bachcha 2 din se doodh nhi pi raha Dr ne Bra me hath daala aur kafi der taK bobbs ko masal ke bola Doodh hi nai hai Ladki:,Main to iski Mausi hoon,

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Santa Ka Beta Pappu Daru Pee Raha Tha Achanak Santa Ne Usko Peete Dekh liya Aur Gusse Se Bola Santa: “Ruk Bhonsdi Ke, Aaj To Mein Teri Maa Chod Dunga” Pappu Nashe Mein: “To Aur Roj Kya Mohalle Wale Chodte Hain“

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Santa Ki Wife TV Dekh Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Santa Usko Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?” Wife: “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga, Aapko Kya” Santa: “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana Toh Aata Hi Nahi Hai” Wife: “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kuch Kaha?“

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Pappu Ne Apne Baap Santa Ki Tambaku Ki Dibbiya Pe “Chut” Likh Diya.
Santa: “Abbe Sale Yeh Kya Likh Diya Hai” Pappu: “Arey Papa, Yeh Toh Mene Aapki Suvidha Ke Liye Likha Hai, Jidhar ‘Chu’ Hai Udhar Chuna Hai Aur Jidhar ‘T’ Hai Udhar Tambaku“

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Ek Din Ek Sardar Ne Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Jiski T-Shirt Par Likha Thha “Handle With Care” Agle Din Usne Apni Jeans Ke Aage Likhva Liya “Candle With Hair“

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Pappu Ki Girlfriend Pinky Ek Din Pappu Se Puchti Hai Pinky: “Jab Ek Murgha Murghi Ka Rape Karne Ki Koshish Karta Hai To Murghi Kya Kehti Hai?” Pappu: “Fuck Fuck Fuckak Fuckaakakakak“

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Santa Sochte Hue Banta Se Bolta Hai: “Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Kitni Chalak Hoti Hain” Banta Puchta Hai: “Kyun??” Santa: “Yaar Ladkiyan Apna 18 Rupye Litre Wala Doodh Dikha Kar, Humara 180 Rupye Litre Wala Ghee Nikal Leti Hai.