😜 Girlfriend Ka Mood Sudharne Wale Jokes – 04

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Pappu Ne Ladki Se Jhagda Karte-Karte Chut Mein Ungli Kar Di.
Ladki To Pappu: “Kamine Teri Yeh Himmat” Pappu: “Tu Ne Hi Toh Kaha Tha Ungli Neeche Kar Ke Baat Kar“

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Santa In Kaun Banega Carorpati Amitab Bhachan: “”Sardar Ji What Is The Colour Of Your Wife’s Bra” A: White B: Black C: Red D: Pink Santa: “Can I Call A Friend?“

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Santa Ke Daddy Ji Ke Kisse Pad Ke Aapko Pata Chal Jayega Ki Hamare Bechare Santa Ka Koi Dosh Nahi Hai Jo Vo Esi Harkate Karta Hai.
Jaisa Baap Vesa Beta To Hoga Hi Na Ek Din Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Baap Ko Dukhda Sunaya.
Santa: “Papa, Mene Biwi Ko S.M.S Kiya Ke Main Aaj Raat Ko Ghar Pahunch Jaunga” Ghanta Singh: “Firr??” Santa: “Main Ghar Aaya To Wo Kisi Aur Ke Sath Bister Pe Thi” Ghanta Singh Kuch Sochte Hue: “Beta, Dil Chhota Na Kar Sms Nahi Mila Hoga“

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Santa Ka Beta Pappu Daru Pee Raha Tha Achanak Santa Ne Usko Peete Dekh liya Aur Gusse Se Bola Santa: “Ruk Bhonsdi Ke, Aaj To Mein Teri Maa Chod Dunga” Pappu Nashe Mein: “To Aur Roj Kya Mohalle Wale Chodte Hain“

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Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha Pappu: “Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?” Ladki Sharam Ke maare: “Chhiii, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum.” Pappu: “Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai.”

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Ek Baar Ek Aaurat Apni Dono Taangey Khol Kar Sante Ke Samne Late Gai Or Sante Se Boli: “Kya Tum Jante Ho Ke Iska Matlab Kya Hai?” Santa Ne Kaha: “Haan Janta Hu Iska Matlab, Tu Saali Poorey Bed Par Akeli Sona Chahti Hai“.

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Baba Saxidas Ki Kitab Anmol Gottiya Vol.
1 Mein Se Unka Ek Vachan Apni Biwi Ko Apni 100%1$ Kamayi Dene Se 10%2$ Sukh Milta Hai Aur Girlfrnd Ko Apni Kamayi Ka 10%3$ Dene Se 100%4$ Sukh Milta Hai.
Paisa Apka, Faisla Apka Jago Grahak Jago

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Santa Apne Tote Se Puchta Hai.
Santa: “Mitthu Bete, Jalebi Khayega?” Tota: “Apni Gaand Mein Daal Le Bhosdi Ke, Pehle Mirchi Khila-Khila Ke Bawasir Karwa Di, Ab Diabetes Bhi Lagwayega“

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Teacher Santa Se: “Use The Word Harassment In A Sentence” Santa: “When I Was In School With Her, Her-Ass-Meant A Lot To Me“

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Madam Claas Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi I For Ink J For Jug K For Kite L For Lund Ohh! Sorry Baccho Galti Se Muh Se Nikal Gaya.
Pappu: “Koi Baat Nahi Madam Wapas Muh Mein Le Lijiye“

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Santa Fixed His Marriage On 2nd March.
He Sent Invitation To His Friends: “Marriage Is On March 2nd But Please Come On 1st Night We All Will Enjoy.“

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Santa Truck Driver Thha Ek Din Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya Aur Apni Biwi Ki Panty Mein Hath Dalkar Pucha Santa: “Ye Rasta Kidhar Jata Hai?“ Biwi Ne Uska Lund Pakadkar Kaha: “Is Se Pucho Isko Pata Hoga, Ye Roj Up Down Karta Hai.“

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Santa Ki Biwi Mar Gayi.
Uske Sare Friends And Relatives Hairan Thhe Ki Kal Tak To Thik Thak Thhi Achanal Kaisi Mar Gayi.
Ek Friend Ne Santa Se Pucha: “Oye Babhi Ko Achanak Kya Hua, Kaisi Mar Gayi? Vo To Beemar Bhi Nahi Thhi?” Santa Rote Hue: “Yaar Main Khud Hairan Hun, Kal Rat Ko Hum Sex Kar Rahe Thhe?” Dost: “Fir?” Santa: “Rajayi Ke Ander Uske Muh Mein Mera Muh Tha, Gaand Mein Ungli Thhi, Choot Mein Lund Thha, Pata Nahi Sali Ki Aatma Kaisi Nikal Gayi?“

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Ek Baar Sharabi Santa Ka Lund Facture Hone Par Ek Admi Use Hospital Le Gaya, Waha Doctor Ne Pucha.
Doctor: “Yeh Kaise Hua?” Santa: “Main Usko Jaan Se Maar Dunga Jisne Diwaar Par Nangi Ladki Ki Tasvir Chipkai“

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Next Day Santa Ki Biwi Use Fir Reservation Karvane Jabardasti Bhejti Hai, Kyunki Vo Bus Mein Suffer Nahi Kar Sakti Thhi.
Santa Bechara Majboor Hota Hai, Par Aaj Vo Jent Clerk Ke Pass Jata Hai.
Clerk: “Aapka Shubh Naam?” Santa: “Ji Santa” Clerk: “Age?” Santa: “22” Clerk: “Sex?” Santa : “Hafte Mein 3 Baar” Clerk Gabra Ke: “Nahi Nahi, Mera Matlab Male Ya Female?” Santa: “Ji, Jo Bhi Fass Jaye, Kabhi Kabhi To Gali Ki Kutti Se Bhi“

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In A Period Of Sex Education, Teacher Asks.
Teacher: “Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?” Pappu: “Mam Simple, Because Hand-Made Things Are Always Costly“

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Pappu Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana To Girlfriend Ko Fon Kiya Aur Bola Pappu: “Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?” Ladki: “Nahi Teen Din Baad” Pappu: “Kyuu?” Ladki: “Pitch Geeli Hai Tum Chaho To Volley Ball Khel Sakte Ho.“

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Hindi Ki Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Ko Khada Kiya Aur Puchha Madam: “Aaj Dhoom-Dham Se Meri Shaadi Hui – Is Past Tense Ko Future Tense Mein Badal Kar Batao?” Pappu Besharmi Se Bola: “Aaj Raat Aapki Jamkar Thoka-Thukayi Hogi”

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Santa Lucknow Ke Kothe Pe Gaya Aur Aunty Se Bola Santa: “Mujhe Rita Se Milna Hai.” Aunty: “Woh 1 Baar Ka 1000 Rs Leti Hai” Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Main De Dunga” Santa Rita Ko Chod Ke 1000 De Deta Hai.
Next Day Fir Rita Ko Chod Ke 1000 De Deta Hai.
3rd Day Fir Rita Ko Chod Ke 1000 De Deta Hai.
Jab Vo Jaane Lagta Hai To Rita Puchti Hai Rite: “Tum Mujhe Bahut Achhe Lage, Paisi Ke Liye Koi Mol Bhav Nahi Kiya, Kaha Se Aaye Ho?” Santa: “Ji, Punjab Ludhiana Se” Rita: “Ohh Waha To Meri Cousin (Bhua Ki Ladki) Bhi Rahti Hai” Santa: “Haan, Usi Ne To Mujhe 3000 Rs Diye Thhe Aur Kaha Tha Ki Tumhe De Du, Tumhe Chahiye Honge“

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Doctor Returns To His Clinic After A Day Off And Asks His Assistant Santa About His Patients.
Santa: “1st Patient Came With Headache.
I Gave Him Saridon.” Doctor: “Good Job.” Santa: “2nd With Running Nose And I Gave Him Coldarin.” Doctor: “Good Job Again!” Santa: “3rd Patient Was A Lady.
She Took-Off Her Clothes On The Bed, Opened Her Legs And Said, “help Me, I Have Not Seen A Man For Last 5 Months”.
Surprised Doctor: “What Did You Do Then?” Santa: “I Put Ciplox Eye Drops In Her Eyes”

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Baba Saxidas Is Back Again With New Gyan Ki Baat Baba Saxidas Ki Ek Baat Note Karke Rakh Lo.
Agar Sagayi Ki Anguthi Pahnaate Waqt Ladki Ki Sirf Badi Ungli Ka Nakhun Kataa Mile To Samajh Jaye Ki Ladki Porn Dekhne Ki Shonkeen Hai

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Santa Ek Bar Apna Blood Test Karvane Hospital Gaya.
Nurse Ne Uski Finger Mein Se Blood Leke Finger Ko Muh Mein Dal Liya Do Min Baad Santa Khada Hoke Dance Karne Lag Gaya Nurse Ne Muh Mein Se Ungli Nikal Ke Pucha: “Dance Kyu Kar Rahe Ho?” Santa: “Oye Kudiye, Agla Test Urine Ka Hai“

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Class Me Baithi Ladki Ki Bra Ka Hook “Tak” Ki Awaj Ke Sath Tut Gaya.
Teacher Ne Pucha: “Arey Kya Hua?, Ye Awaaj Kaisi Thi?” Ladki Ke Piche Baitha Pappu Ek Dum Se Bola “Madam, Do Panchi Pinjra Todkar Azad Ho Gaye, Pakad Lu Kya?”

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Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Ek Din Ghar Par Badi Late Aya Maa Ne Dante Hue Usko Bola: “Tu Itni Raat Ko Kidhar Tha?” Pappu: “Mummy, Vo Main Sath Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Tv Dekh Raha Tha” Maa: “Oye Juth Mat Bol, Unke Ghar Ka Man Gate To Rat Ko 8 Baje Hi Band Ho Jaata Hai” Pappu: “Par Mummy Mene To Unki Khidki Mein Se Sari Movie Dekhi” “Film Mein Ek Ladki Thi Jo Apne Kamre Mein Bethi Hui Thi, Tabhi Hero Aata Hai Aur Uska Hath Pakad Leta Hai Aur Fir Usko Puppy Karta Hua Bed Pe Lita Leta Hai” Itne Mein Santa Kamre Mein Gussa Aur Ek Zor Ka Thappar Pappu Ko Maara Maa: “O Ji, Kyu Maarte Ho Bachhe Ko, Film Ki Story Hi To Bata Raha Tha” Santa: “Haramzada, Pata Nahi Kya Kya Dekhta Rahta Hai, Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Mein To Tv Hi Nahi Hai“

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Santa Nu Bleeding Ho Rahi Si Banta Ne Puchhya: “Ki Hoya?” Santa: “Jaggu Ne Mainu Hathoda (Hammer) Marya” Banta: “Tere Hath Vich Kuch Nahi Si?” Santa: “Haan, Hai Si” Banta: “Ki?” Santa: “Usdi Biwi De Boobs“

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Banta Ne Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ko Market Jaate Dekha To Shaam Ko Santa Ko Akela Dekh Puchha.
Banta: “Aaj Kal Bhabhi Ji Ka Left Boob Kaafi Chhota Dikh Raha Hai, Kyun?” Santa: “Ye Saale R.T.O Waalo Ne Seat Belt Lagwa-Lagwa Ke Left Boob Ki Maan Chod Di Hai“

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Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Madam Ne Ek Din Usko Bade Pyar Se Puchha Madam: “Pappu Beta, Tumhe Sabse Jyada Maza Kab Aata Hai?” Pappu Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aap Mujhe Susu Karane Ke Liye Meri Nunni Hath Se Bahar Nikalti Ho”

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Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao” Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye To Sari Jimmedari Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.“

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माँ :- बेटी अब तुम 16 साल की हो गई हो.
वक़्त आ गया है सेक्स के बारे मैं जानने का..
बेटी:- जी अम्मी.
“पूछें क्या पूछना है”.

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Santa Plane Mein Air Hostess Ko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha.
Air Hostess Ki Left Breast Pe Name Plate Lagi Thhi, Aur Uspar Likha Tha, Teena.
Santa Ne Ye Dekh Kar Air Hostess Se Pucha.
Santa: “Waah Ji Bahut Badiya Naam Rakha Hai, Dosre Wale Ka Kya Hai?“