😂 Jabardast Hindi Chutkule – Hansi Rokna Mushkil Hai – 03

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Santa Wife Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha Sex Ke Baad Wife Ko Geela Geela Sa Laga To Patni Ne Pucha Patni: “Oye, Condom Kyu Nahi Lagaya?” Santa: “Yaar Condoms Ke Pack Pe Likha Thha, Don’t Use If Seal Is Broken“

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Santa Ek Din Bada Confuse Sa Thha Aur Usne Banta Se Pucha Santa: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mujhe Hamesha Dekh Ke Muskurati Rahti Hai?” Banta: “Oye Nahi Yaar Esa Kuch Nahi Hai, Usne Mujhse Suhagraat Pe Puchha Tha, Kya Mene Kabhi Kisi Ki Gaand Mari Hai, To Maine Tera Naam Le Diya Tha“

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Santa Apni Suhaag Raat Mein Apni Biwi Preeto Ki Chut Mein Ungli Daalta Hai.
Preeto Gusse Se Bhadakti Hue Boli “Abe Oye, Mere Paas Khud Ki 10 Ungliyan Hai, Maine Ungli Dalwaane Ke Liye Shaadi Nahi Ki Hai.”

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Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga Raha Tha “Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche” Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha Us Aadmi Ne Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara Kyon ??? Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam Tha

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Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ka Interview Thhe Naukri Ke Liye.
Interview Lene Wala Bola: “Sardar Ji Ye Batao Ki Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jo Bahut Tez Chalti Hai, Or Jiske Chaar Tires Hote Hai??” Sardar: “Car” Interviewer: “Galat, Maruti Car….
Next Question..
Vo Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jiske Do Tires Hai Aur Vo Bahut Tej Chalti Hai?” Sardar: “Motorcycle” Interviewer: “Bilkul Galat, Honda Motorcycle” Sardar Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Usne Interviewer Ko Gaali Dete Hue Kaha “Interview Gaya Maa De Gusse Vich… Tu Mainu Ek Gal Dhass Idhar Vi Baal, Udhar Vi Baal, Vich Ek Mori (Hole) Dass Ki Hai Oh” Interviewer: “Fuddi” Sardar: “Galat Jawab Pen Deya Lodya… Teri Maa Di Fuddi“

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Santa Apni Biwi Se: “Aaj Tumhari Choti Behan Ko Apne Ghar Mein Dekh Ke Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai” Biwi: “Haanji, Aapki Khushi Pajame Mein Se Jhalak Rahi Hai“

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Teacher: Prove That AB/AG + 2MP + 4WD + 9MC = ABC? Pappu: “A Boy Over A Girl + 2 Minute Pain + 4 White Drops + 9 Months Course = A Beautiful Child.

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Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahi Hai Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Badchalan Ye Kya Ka Rahi Hai?” Biwi Masumiyat Se: “Main Kya Karti Ji, Is Bechare Fakeer Ne Kaha, Bibi Ji Koi Esi Cheez De Do Jo Sahab Istemaal (Use) Nahi Karte“

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Ek Baar Santa Aur Banta Raste Par Ja Rahe The… Santa: “Yaar Main Toh Aaj Mar Gaya, Meri Patni Aur Meri Masook Dono Ek Sath Saamne Se Aa Rahi Hain” Banta: “Oye Banteya Main V Tan Ehi Kehan Wala Si…“

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Kahin Kaale-Gore lad rahe hai to kahin Hindu-Musalman..
Kahin Israel-Gaza to kahin India-Pakistan..
Pyaar to Bhenchod sirf Blue Flims me hi reh gaya hai..

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Santa Biwi Ke Saath Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana Raha Tha To Light Chali Gayi Santa: “Uff, Aaj Ye Condom Itna Tight Aur Chota Kaisi Ho Gaya Hai?” Biwi Gusse Se: “Arrey Ye Condom Nahi Hai, Bache Ki Doodh Ki Bottle Ka Nipple Hai“

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Sir Miss Ke Boobs Daba Raha Tha Pappu Ne Dekh Liya.
Is Se Pahle Pappu Kuch Bolta, Sir Bola Sir: “Beta, Miss Ke Sine Mein Dard Hai Isliye Daba Raha Hoon” Pappu Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke Bacha Hoon Koi Chutiya Nahi, Main Bhi HBO Dekhta Hoon – Pogo Nahi”

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Pappu Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana To Girlfriend Ko Fon Kiya Aur Bola Pappu: “Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?” Ladki: “Nahi Teen Din Baad” Pappu: “Kyuu?” Ladki: “Pitch Geeli Hai Tum Chaho To Volley Ball Khel Sakte Ho.“

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Ek Baar Ek Aaurat Apni Dono Taangey Khol Kar Sante Ke Samne Late Gai Or Sante Se Boli: “Kya Tum Jante Ho Ke Iska Matlab Kya Hai?” Santa Ne Kaha: “Haan Janta Hu Iska Matlab, Tu Saali Poorey Bed Par Akeli Sona Chahti Hai“.

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Callgirl Ne Bus Stand Par Khade Santa Se Puchha: “Sex Karoge?” Santa: “Jarur, Par Agar Meri Wife Ki Tarha Karogi To” Girl: “Haan Karoon Gi But Wo Kese Karti Hai?” Santa: “Muft Mein“

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Santa Ek Din Raat Ko Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya Uska Mood Sex Ka Bana To Biwi Ko Palang Pe Litaya Aur Kapde Utar Ke Shuru Ho Gaya Thodi Der Baad Usko Uske Jism Se Ched Chad Karne Ke Baad Bola Santa: “Janu, Aaj Tumhare Boobs Bade Bade Kaisi Ho Gaye Hai?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Oye Nahi Ji, Boobs To Utne Hi Hai, Par Aap Sharab Ke Nashe Mein Meri Gaand Choos Rahe Ho“

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Santa Murga Kharidne Gaya Santa: “Murge Kitne Rs Ke Hai?” Murgewala: “70, 50 Aur 10 Rs Ka” Santa: “10 Rs Ka Itna Sasta Kyu?” Murgewala: “Isko Aids Hai” Santa: “Yehi De De, Maine Khana Hi Hai Kaunsa Gaand Maarni Hai“

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During Sex Jeeto Asks To Santa Repeatedly: “Do You Love Me, Do You Really Love Me?” Irritated Santa Shouted: “What The Hell Do You Think, I Am Doing Pushups?“

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Ek Din Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Oye Ek Baat Bata, Ladki Aur Bijli Ki Taar Mein Kya Farak Hai?” Banta: “Yaar Jyada Farak Nahi Hai, Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan Nikal Deti Hain.”

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एक लड़की की पैट्रोल डालने वाले से शादी हो गई..
दुल्हन की सहेलिया: सुहागरात कैसी रही? दुल्हन: बेवकूफ सारी रात हाथ में लेकर घूमता रहा..
और बार-बार पूछता रहा कितना डालू

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Banta Ko Har Baat Mein Gaaliyaan Dene Ki Aadat Thi.
Ek Din Bhaaga-Bhaaga Kahi Jaa Raha Tha To Santa Ne Puchha Santa: “Abe Kidhar Ja Raha Hai?” Banta: “Bahan Ki Chut, Photostate Karane Jaa Raha Hoon” Santa: “Achha, Fir Chut Ki Ek Copy Mujhe Bhi De Diyo.“

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Pappu Santa Se: “Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho” Santa Hairani Se: “Kyu Be?” Pappu: “Aaj Jab Aap Bahar Gaye Thhe To Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Jaldi Karo Wo Chutiya Aane Wala Hai“

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Santa Ne Train Mein Ek Gori Mam Ka Rape Kar Diya.
Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Court Mein Usko Pesh Kiya Gaya.
Judge: “Tumne Is Bechari Aurat Ke Sath Rape Kyu Kiya?” Santa: “Ji Maine To Iska Naam Pucha Thha, Ye Boli Marry Marlow, Bas Fir Kya Thha Mene Mar Li“

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Ek Baar Ek Aaurat Apni Dono Taangey Khol Kar Sante Ke Samne Late Gai Or Sante Se Boli: “Kya Tum Jante Ho Ke Iska Matlab Kya Hai?” Santa Ne Kaha: “Haan Janta Hu Iska Matlab, Tu Saali Poorey Bed Par Akeli Sona Chahti Hai“.

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School Se Aake Pappu Santa Ko Bola Pappu: “Papa Papa, Hamare School Mein Ek Nayi Teacher Aayi Hai Kya Mast Maal Hai” Santa: “Sale Kutte, Teacher Maa Ke Samaan Hoti Hai” Pappu Gusse Se: “Haan Haan Bhonsdi Ke, Hamesha Apne Bare Mein Hi Socha Kar“

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Santa Made Lot Of Money In USA.
Banta Asked: “How?” Santa: “I Made A Cream, When Applied On Penis, It Smells Like Banana and Was A Hit.” Banta Also Went To USA and Made 5 Times Money Than Santa.
Santa Asked: “How?” Banta: “I Also Developed A Cream, When Applied On Banana, It Smells Like Penis“

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Teacher Santa Se: “Jab Main Padati Hun To Tum Apne Sir Mein Tel (Oil) Kyu Lagane Lag Jaate Ho?” Santa: “Kal Raat Mummy Daddy Ko Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Agar Andar Nahi Jaa Raha To Tel Laga Lo“

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Santa Ek Ladki Ka Rape Kar Raha Tha Ladki Zor Zor Se Chilla Rahi Thi.
Santa Usko Bola: “Chillao, Chillao Or Chillao, Yahan Se Tumhari Awaz Bahar Nahi Jaa Sakti” Ladki Hairani Se Boli: “Mujhe Tumhari Baat Par Yakeen Nahi Hai” Santa Muskurate Hue Bola: “To Fir Theek Hai, Mein Yahan Se Chillata Hun, Tum Bahar Jaake Suno, Aawaz Aati Hai Ya Nahi“

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Class Mein Ek Shararti Bache Ne Apni Teacher Se Poocha Johnny: “Miss Ye Bus Male Hai Ya Female?” Teacher Sochne Lagi Itne Mein Santa Bola: “Bus Female Hai” Johnny: “Kyun?” Santa: “Kyunki Sab Uspar Piche Se Chadte Hai” Teacher Bechari Pareshan Ho Gayi Johnny: “Agar Bus Female Hai To Uske Bache Kyu Nahi Hote?” Santa: “Kyunki Sab Uspar Piche Se Chadte Hai” Teacher Bechari Sharam Se Paani Paani Hogayi Johnny: “Mana Sab Piche Se Chadte Hai, Par Driver Aur Conductor To Aage Se Hi Chadte Hai, Fir Bache Kyu Nahi Hote” Teacher Ki Saansein Band Santa: “Kyunki Dono Topi Laga Ke Chadte Hai” Teacher Behosh

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Pappu Ne Collage Mein Aayi Ek Nayi Ladki Se Puchha Pappu: “Kya Mein Apke Boobs Ka Doodh Pee Sakta Hoon” Ladki Hairan Hokar: “Arrey, Main To Aapko Janti Bhi Nahi?” Pappu: “Bilkul, Par Meri Maa Hamesha Kehti Hai Ke Shubh Kaam Karne Se Pehle Ladki Ka Doodh Pee Lena Chahiye” Ladki Ne Taras Kha Ke Bola: “Ye Lo Pee Lo, Vese Kya Shubh Kaam Karne Jaa Rahe The” Pappu: “Mein Aapko Chodne Ki Soch Raha Thha“