😁 Papa Ki Nazar Aur Beta Ka Bunk – School Wale Jokes – 05

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Santa Ek Din Bada Khush Sa Hoke Ghar Aya Aur Apne Baap Ko Bola.
Santa: “Daddy Daddy, Mera Lund Class Mein Sabse Bada Hai, Esa Mere Mein Kya Khas Hai?” Santa Ka Baap Gusse Se Bola.
Daddy: “Bhonsdi Ke, Kyunki Tu 18 Saal Ka Ho Gaya Hai Aur Abhi Bhi 5th Class Mein Hai“

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Santa Bechare Ko Loose Motions Lage Hue Thhe, Aur Vo Bada Pareshan Thha Jaisi Taise Karke Vo Ek Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.
Ab Problem Ye Thhi Ki Vo Doctor Ko Bataye Kaisi, Itne Mein Uski Baari Aa Gayi Doctor: “What Is Your Problem?” Santa Kuch Sochte Hue: “Free Outgoing With Variety Of Ring Tones“

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Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Apni Patni Ke Boobs Pakad Kar Bola: “Darling Je Tere Boobs Thodhe Hor Sakhat Hunde Ta Tainu Bra Paaun Di Zarurat Nahi Si” Patni Ne V Sardaar Da Lund Fadd Ke Keya: “Je Tera V Lund Thoda Aur Vada Hunda Te Mainu Kisi Or Da Lund Lain Di Zarurat Nahi Si“

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Pappu Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girlfriend Ko Kaha Pappu: “I Have A P.H.D” Ladki Ke To Sun Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Boli Ladki: “Really?” Pappu: “Yes, Pretty Huge Dick!“

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Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se Puchti Hai Teacher: “Agar Sincerely Ki Jaye To Is Duniya Mein Sabse Mushkil Job Kiski Hai?” Pappu: “Madam Ji, Blue Film Ke Cameraman Ki“

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During Sex Jeeto Asks To Santa Repeatedly: “Do You Love Me, Do You Really Love Me?” Irritated Santa Shouted: “What The Hell Do You Think, I Am Doing Pushups?“

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Santa Banta Ek Din Film Se Related Baat Kar Rahe The To Achanak Se Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha.
Santa: “Deepa Mehta Ne Ek Film Lesbeens Par Banayi Naam Rakha Fire Ab Wo Gay Ke Upar Film Bana Rahi Hai Socho Uska Naam Kya Hoga?” Banta: “Pata Nahi” Santa: “Backfire“

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Ladki to Dr: Bachcha 2 din se doodh nhi pi raha Dr ne Bra me hath daala aur kafi der taK bobbs ko masal ke bola Doodh hi nai hai Ladki:,Main to iski Mausi hoon,

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Santa Fixed His Marriage On 2nd March.
He Sent Invitation To His Friends: “Marriage Is On March 2nd But Please Come On 1st Night We All Will Enjoy.“

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Santa Ki Wife TV Dekh Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Santa Usko Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?” Wife: “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga, Aapko Kya” Santa: “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana Toh Aata Hi Nahi Hai” Wife: “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kuch Kaha?“

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Santa Ki Biwi Pregnant Thi Aur Vo Uske Saath Sex Nahi Kar Sakta Tha Ek Din Santa Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Mujhe Tharak Bahut Chadd Rahi Thhi, Banta Ki Biwi Ko 100 Rs.
Diye Aur Chod Kar Aa Raha Hoon” Santa Ki Biwi Boli: “Tum Na Bikul Bevkoof Ho, Lutt Ke Aa Gaye… Banta To Yaha 50 Rs.
Mein Karke Jata Hai.
“

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Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara??? Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai“

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Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola.
Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Boobs Dikhane Wali Hai” Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga” Banta: “Kyu?” Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“

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Pappu Apni Maa Se: “Maa Mujhe Mera Ek Chota Bhai Chahiye” Maa: “Beta, Papa Dubai Gaye Hai Wo Aane Ke Baad Hum Sochenge” Pappu Thoda Soch Kar Bola: “Kyu Na Hum Papa Ko Surprise De De“

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Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya Kyunki “Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi.“

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Ek Admi Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hone Wali Thi To Vo Furniture Wale Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Aadmi: “Mistri Ji, Bed Zara Majbut Banana, Mere Ladke Ne Bahu Pe Chadna Hai” Ab Mistri Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bola: “Ji Chinta Na Kijiye, Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi Bahu Pe Chad Jaaye To Bhi Nahi Tutega.“

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Teacher In Class Mein Bacho Ko Bolti Hai Teacher: “Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.” Santa: “My Penis In Ur Hand” Teacher Santa Ko Chanta Maarti Hai Santa: “Sorry Mam, Main Pen Aur Is Ke Bich Mein Space Dena Bhul Gaya Thha“

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Ajakal Ke Time Mein Ladkiya Bewafa Kyu Hoti Hai, Aur Biwiya Apne Mard Ko Chhod Kar Dusre Mardo Ke Piche Kyu Bhagti Hai.
Is Cheez Par Research Karke Hamare Pujniye Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Ek Slogan Banaya Hai.
Rozana Muth Marne Se Parhez Kariye, Yaad Rakhein Ke Lund Jaandar To Mard Shaandar,

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School Se Aake Pappu Santa Ko Bola Pappu: “Papa Papa, Hamare School Mein Ek Nayi Teacher Aayi Hai Kya Mast Maal Hai” Santa: “Sale Kutte, Teacher Maa Ke Samaan Hoti Hai” Pappu Gusse Se: “Haan Haan Bhonsdi Ke, Hamesha Apne Bare Mein Hi Socha Kar“

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Santa Apni Gharwali Ke Sath Bus Mein Apne Mayake Ja Raha Thha Santa Ki Biwi Uske Kaan Mein Boli: “Suno Ji, Piche Wala Mere Bra Mein Hath Dal Raha Hai” Santa Hass Ke Bola: “Dalne De, Tu Chinta Na Kar Tera Purse Mere Pass Hai“

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Santa Badi Buri Halat Mein Ghar Aya Sab Ne Pucha: “Kya Hua?” Santa: “Mandi Mein Anaaj Bech Raha Thha Ye Kah Ke Gehoon-Le-Lo” Gharwale: “Fir?” Santa: “Sab Ne Samjha Gay-Hun-Le-Lo, Aur Unhone Meri Mill Ke Li“

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Santa Ne Apni Marrige Anniversery Par Apni Biwi Se Pucha.
Santa: “Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza Kis Din Ayaa?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Ji Us Din, Jab Aap Ludhiana Gaye The“

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Santa Ne Socha Ki Vo Gaon Mein Hi Shadi Karega Kyunki Gaon Ki Ladkiyan Shariff Aur Sex Se Anjaan Rahti Hain Isliye Kunwari Bhi Hoti Hain.
Santa Ke Baap Ne Uske Liye Rishtedari Mein Ek Gaanv Ki Ladki Dhundi Santa Us Sse Milne Gaya Aur Usko Apna Lund Dikha Ke Pucha Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Bada Khush Hua Ki Ladki To Sharif Hai Isko Kuch Bhi Nahi Pata Usne Us Ladki Ke Sath Shadi Kar Li Suhag Raat Pe Santa Ne Usko Apna Lund Dikhaya Aur Poochha Santa: “Ye Kya Hai?” Ladki: “Ji Ye Chuha Hai” Santa Ne Socha, Ab Is Ko Iska Asli Naam Bata Hi Deta Hun Santa: “Ye Chuha Nahi Lund Hai” Ladki: “Areey Ye Chuha Hi Hai, Lund To Hamare Gaanv Mein Kallu Ka Hota Tha“

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Ek Sardarji Film Dekh Ke Ghar Aate Hai Aur Biwi Ko Bolte Hai “Jaldi Se Palang Par Aa Mujhe Sex Karna Hai” Biwi Apne Kapde Utar Ke Palang Par Aa Jaati Hai, Par Sardarji Ab Bhi Ghum Sum Se Betha Rahte Hai Biwi Puchti Hai: “Kya Hua?” Sardar Ji: “Lund Khada Nahi Ho Raha” Tab Biwi Badi Koshish Karti Hai Usko Khada Karne Ki Aur Aakhir Mein Tang Aa Kar Toilet Mein Jaakar Ek Dibbe Mein Paani Bhar Kar Le Aati Hai Aur Uske Lund Ko Paani Mein Dubati Hai Sardar Ji: “Kya Kar Rahi Ho?” Biwi: “Dekh Rahi Hun Ki Kahi Puncture To Nahi Hua“

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Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha Golu: “Yaar Ek Baat To Bata, Ye School Male Hota Hai Ya Female?” Pappu Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Yaar Ye To Mujhe Khud Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Aaya, Kyunki Ismein Ghanta Bhi Hota Hai Aur Periods Bhi“

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Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga Raha Tha “Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche” Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha Us Aadmi Ne Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara Kyon ??? Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam Tha

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Doctor Returns To His Clinic After A Day Off And Asks His Assistant Santa About His Patients.
Santa: “1st Patient Came With Headache.
I Gave Him Saridon.” Doctor: “Good Job.” Santa: “2nd With Running Nose And I Gave Him Coldarin.” Doctor: “Good Job Again!” Santa: “3rd Patient Was A Lady.
She Took-Off Her Clothes On The Bed, Opened Her Legs And Said, “help Me, I Have Not Seen A Man For Last 5 Months”.
Surprised Doctor: “What Did You Do Then?” Santa: “I Put Ciplox Eye Drops In Her Eyes”

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वासना, प्यार और शादी में क्या फ़र्क है ? संता : वासना मे पेंटी को फाड़ते हैं, प्यार मे उतारते हैं, और शादी मे धोकर सुखाकर अलमारी मे रखते हैं.

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Ek Raat Ko Santa Fashion Tv Dekh Raha Tha To Achank Uska Ladka Aa Jata Hai To Banta Fatafat Bola: “Gareeb Ladkiyan Hain Bechari Kapde Kharidne Ke Liye Bhi Pese Nahi Hain” Ladka: “Daddy ! Jab Inse Bhi Gareeb Ladkiyan Aaye To Mujhe Bhi Awaj Laga Dena“

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Pappu Ka Ek Dost Thhe Golu Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe To Golu Ne Pappu Se Pucha Golu: “Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai?” Pappu: “Percentage Ke Symbol Jaisa %“