1.
Teacher Pappu Se: “Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?” Pappu: “Main Bada Huun” Teacher: “Wo Kese?” Pappu: “Dekhiye Mam, Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chod Diya Hai Lekin Papa Abhi Tak Peete Hai“
Teacher Pappu Se: “Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?” Pappu: “Main Bada Huun” Teacher: “Wo Kese?” Pappu: “Dekhiye Mam, Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chod Diya Hai Lekin Papa Abhi Tak Peete Hai“
2.
Santa Ek Din Apne Gaanv Se Door Shahar Mein Mela Dekhne Aaya Hua Tha.
Wahaan Uski Cycle Chori Ho Gayi, Bechara Zor-Zor Se Rone Lag Gaya.
Santa: “Main Ghar Kaise Jaunga – Main Ghar Kaise Jaunga” Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha To Us Se Raha Na Gaya Aur Santa Se Bola.
Aadmi: “Bhai Ro Mat Aaj Raat Mere Ghar Ruk Kar Subha Gaanv Laut Jana, Par Ek Chhoti Si Problem Hai Mere Paas Sirf Ek Hi Khaat Hai Tumhe Khaat Ke Niche Sona Padega” Santa Maan Gaya, Raat Ko Aadmi Apni Biwi Ke Sath Daru Peekar Sex Karne Laga Aur Masti Mein Bola Aadmi: “Aaj To Teri Chut Mein Saari Duniya Dikh Rahi Hai” Niche Leta Santa Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha, Ek Dam Se Bola Santa: “Bhai Sahab, Please Meri Cycle Bhi Dekh Lena Kahaan Par Hai“
Santa Ek Din Apne Gaanv Se Door Shahar Mein Mela Dekhne Aaya Hua Tha.
Wahaan Uski Cycle Chori Ho Gayi, Bechara Zor-Zor Se Rone Lag Gaya.
Santa: “Main Ghar Kaise Jaunga – Main Ghar Kaise Jaunga” Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha To Us Se Raha Na Gaya Aur Santa Se Bola.
Aadmi: “Bhai Ro Mat Aaj Raat Mere Ghar Ruk Kar Subha Gaanv Laut Jana, Par Ek Chhoti Si Problem Hai Mere Paas Sirf Ek Hi Khaat Hai Tumhe Khaat Ke Niche Sona Padega” Santa Maan Gaya, Raat Ko Aadmi Apni Biwi Ke Sath Daru Peekar Sex Karne Laga Aur Masti Mein Bola Aadmi: “Aaj To Teri Chut Mein Saari Duniya Dikh Rahi Hai” Niche Leta Santa Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha, Ek Dam Se Bola Santa: “Bhai Sahab, Please Meri Cycle Bhi Dekh Lena Kahaan Par Hai“
3.
Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha Golu: “Yaar Ek Baat To Bata, Ye School Male Hota Hai Ya Female?” Pappu Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Yaar Ye To Mujhe Khud Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Aaya, Kyunki Ismein Ghanta Bhi Hota Hai Aur Periods Bhi“
Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha Golu: “Yaar Ek Baat To Bata, Ye School Male Hota Hai Ya Female?” Pappu Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Yaar Ye To Mujhe Khud Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Aaya, Kyunki Ismein Ghanta Bhi Hota Hai Aur Periods Bhi“
4.
After Sex Girl Apne Boyfriend Pappu Se Puchti Hai.
Girl: “Jaanu Tum Mujhse Shaadi Kab Karoge?” Pappu: “Darling, Do Idli Aur Ek Medu Wada Ke Liye, Koi Pura Hotel Kharidta Hai Kya?“
After Sex Girl Apne Boyfriend Pappu Se Puchti Hai.
Girl: “Jaanu Tum Mujhse Shaadi Kab Karoge?” Pappu: “Darling, Do Idli Aur Ek Medu Wada Ke Liye, Koi Pura Hotel Kharidta Hai Kya?“
5.
Santa Ki Biwi Pregnant Thi Aur Vo Uske Saath Sex Nahi Kar Sakta Tha Ek Din Santa Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Mujhe Tharak Bahut Chadd Rahi Thhi, Banta Ki Biwi Ko 100 Rs.
Diye Aur Chod Kar Aa Raha Hoon” Santa Ki Biwi Boli: “Tum Na Bikul Bevkoof Ho, Lutt Ke Aa Gaye… Banta To Yaha 50 Rs.
Mein Karke Jata Hai.
“
Santa Ki Biwi Pregnant Thi Aur Vo Uske Saath Sex Nahi Kar Sakta Tha Ek Din Santa Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Mujhe Tharak Bahut Chadd Rahi Thhi, Banta Ki Biwi Ko 100 Rs.
Diye Aur Chod Kar Aa Raha Hoon” Santa Ki Biwi Boli: “Tum Na Bikul Bevkoof Ho, Lutt Ke Aa Gaye… Banta To Yaha 50 Rs.
Mein Karke Jata Hai.
“
6.
Pappu: “Papa Teacher Ne Ek Question Pucha Hai, Aur Kaha Hai Ghar Se Puch Ke Aana” Papa: “Kya Question Hai?” Pappu: “Bollywood Aur Hollywood Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai?” Papa: “Dekh Beta Jahan Ladki “BOL” Se Khelne De, Wo Bollywood Aur Jahan Ladki “HOL” Se Khelne De Wo Hollywood“
Pappu: “Papa Teacher Ne Ek Question Pucha Hai, Aur Kaha Hai Ghar Se Puch Ke Aana” Papa: “Kya Question Hai?” Pappu: “Bollywood Aur Hollywood Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai?” Papa: “Dekh Beta Jahan Ladki “BOL” Se Khelne De, Wo Bollywood Aur Jahan Ladki “HOL” Se Khelne De Wo Hollywood“
7.
Santa Suhag Raat Ko Sex Karte Hue Biwi Se Bola: “Teri Choot Badi Loose Hai?” Biwi Gusse Se: “Jaldi Apna Lund Bahar Nikal, Aur Mera Cash, Car, LCD, AC and Jewellery Vapis Kar” Santa Ke Tote Udd Gaye Bola: “Janu Main To Majak Kar Raha Thha, Mera Lund Hi Patla Aur Chota Hai“
Santa Suhag Raat Ko Sex Karte Hue Biwi Se Bola: “Teri Choot Badi Loose Hai?” Biwi Gusse Se: “Jaldi Apna Lund Bahar Nikal, Aur Mera Cash, Car, LCD, AC and Jewellery Vapis Kar” Santa Ke Tote Udd Gaye Bola: “Janu Main To Majak Kar Raha Thha, Mera Lund Hi Patla Aur Chota Hai“
8.
Santa: “Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.” Banta Hairani Se: “Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.” Santa: “Abbey! Chusti Rahti Hai, Chusti Yani Fitness” Sale, Ye To Hai Hi Gande Dimaag Ka, Aap To Ye Nahi Soch Rahe The Na.
Santa: “Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.” Banta Hairani Se: “Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.” Santa: “Abbey! Chusti Rahti Hai, Chusti Yani Fitness” Sale, Ye To Hai Hi Gande Dimaag Ka, Aap To Ye Nahi Soch Rahe The Na.
9.
CONDOM salesman: Condom chahiye kya???
Marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega to de.
Salesman: Laude pe agarbatthi ka
plastic lagake chod Bhosdike...
CONDOM salesman: Condom chahiye kya???
Marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega to de.
Salesman: Laude pe agarbatthi ka
plastic lagake chod Bhosdike...
10.
Callgirl Ne Bus Stand Par Khade Santa Se Puchha: “Sex Karoge?” Santa: “Jarur, Par Agar Meri Wife Ki Tarha Karogi To” Girl: “Haan Karoon Gi But Wo Kese Karti Hai?” Santa: “Muft Mein“
Callgirl Ne Bus Stand Par Khade Santa Se Puchha: “Sex Karoge?” Santa: “Jarur, Par Agar Meri Wife Ki Tarha Karogi To” Girl: “Haan Karoon Gi But Wo Kese Karti Hai?” Santa: “Muft Mein“
11.
Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ki Knowledge Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Sawal Puchha Teacher: “Wo Koun Sa Department Hai? Jis Mein Ladkiya Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?” Pappu Ne Haath Khada Kiya Aur Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya Pappu: “Fire Brigade, Kyunki Ladkiyo Ka Kaam Aag Bujhana Nahi Aag Lagana Hai.“ ,Master Class Mein Bachho Ko Samajha Raha Tha, Master: “Agar Koi Apni Baat Doosre Ko Na Samjha Sake To Wo Chutiya Hota Hai” Pappu: “Sir Ji, Kya Matlab Main Samjha Nahi“
Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ki Knowledge Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Sawal Puchha Teacher: “Wo Koun Sa Department Hai? Jis Mein Ladkiya Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?” Pappu Ne Haath Khada Kiya Aur Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya Pappu: “Fire Brigade, Kyunki Ladkiyo Ka Kaam Aag Bujhana Nahi Aag Lagana Hai.“ ,Master Class Mein Bachho Ko Samajha Raha Tha, Master: “Agar Koi Apni Baat Doosre Ko Na Samjha Sake To Wo Chutiya Hota Hai” Pappu: “Sir Ji, Kya Matlab Main Samjha Nahi“
12.
3rd Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola Teacher: “ABCD Likho” Pappu Ne Likh Di A E G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Teacher Ne Pada Aur Hairani Se Boli: “Arey Isme BFCD Kaha Hai?” Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam Mere Bag Mein Hai, Aapko Dekhni Hai To Bata Dena.“
3rd Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola Teacher: “ABCD Likho” Pappu Ne Likh Di A E G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Teacher Ne Pada Aur Hairani Se Boli: “Arey Isme BFCD Kaha Hai?” Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam Mere Bag Mein Hai, Aapko Dekhni Hai To Bata Dena.“
13.
Teacher Santa Se: “Use The Word Harassment In A Sentence” Santa: “When I Was In School With Her, Her-Ass-Meant A Lot To Me“
Teacher Santa Se: “Use The Word Harassment In A Sentence” Santa: “When I Was In School With Her, Her-Ass-Meant A Lot To Me“
14.
Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?” Santa: “Sir, Preeto” Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?” Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi, Par Main Pyar Se Fuddi Kehta Hoon“
Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?” Santa: “Sir, Preeto” Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?” Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi, Par Main Pyar Se Fuddi Kehta Hoon“
15.
Pappu Jab Chhota Tha Vo Tabhi Se Kameena Tha.
Ek Din Vo Apne Padosi Uncle Sharma Ji Ko Bola Pappu: “Uncle, Ek Baat Batao, Aunty Raat Ko Kabutron Ko Dana Deti Hai Kya?” Uncle Hairani Se: “Nahi Beta, Kyun?” Papppu: “Phir Unki Awaaz Kyun Aati Hai, Ah Ahh Ahh Aah Aah Aah Aah“
Pappu Jab Chhota Tha Vo Tabhi Se Kameena Tha.
Ek Din Vo Apne Padosi Uncle Sharma Ji Ko Bola Pappu: “Uncle, Ek Baat Batao, Aunty Raat Ko Kabutron Ko Dana Deti Hai Kya?” Uncle Hairani Se: “Nahi Beta, Kyun?” Papppu: “Phir Unki Awaaz Kyun Aati Hai, Ah Ahh Ahh Aah Aah Aah Aah“
16.
Santa: “Meri Biwi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ke Main Tumhe Kya Bataun” Banta: “Kaisa Majak?” Santa: “Kal Mene Pichhe Se Chupke Se Uski Aankhon Pe Haath Rakh Ke Awaaj Badal Kar Usko Puchha Main Kaun Hoon? To Pahale Wo Boli “Doodh Wala?” Maine Kaha “Nahi” To Wo Boli “Paper Wala” Maine Kaha “Nahi” Phir Wo Boli “Makan Malik Hona?” Dekha Kitna Mazak Karti Hai Na“
Santa: “Meri Biwi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ke Main Tumhe Kya Bataun” Banta: “Kaisa Majak?” Santa: “Kal Mene Pichhe Se Chupke Se Uski Aankhon Pe Haath Rakh Ke Awaaj Badal Kar Usko Puchha Main Kaun Hoon? To Pahale Wo Boli “Doodh Wala?” Maine Kaha “Nahi” To Wo Boli “Paper Wala” Maine Kaha “Nahi” Phir Wo Boli “Makan Malik Hona?” Dekha Kitna Mazak Karti Hai Na“
17.
Ek Baar Pappu Plane Se U.S.A Jaa Raha Tha, Sath Mein Ek Angrej Baitha Hua Thha.
Pappu Ne Us Se Time Pucha, Angrej: “Hi Main Ek Scientist Hoon” Pappu: “Hello, Main Engineer Hoon” Angrej: “Wow Engineer, Kya Hum Kuch Topics Par Baat Kar Sakte Hai?” Pappu: “Bilkul” Angrej: “Achcha, Tum Mujhe Nuclear Power Ke Baare Mein Kuch Baatao?” Pappu Ab Ye Sun Ke Chup Rah Gaya.
Angrej: “Ohhh, To Tum Nahi Jante” Pappu: “Jaanta To Hun, Par Sir Pahle Aap Mere Ek Question Ka Answer Do” Angrej: “Hmmm, Puchho” Pappu: “Mandir Mein Bhi Pooja Hoti Hai Aur Church Mein Bhi Pooja Hoti Hai.
To Phir Church Ka Ghanta Mandir Ke Ghante Se Bada Kyu Hota Hai?” Angrej kuch der soch kar bola: “Pata nahi, Main Nahi Jaanta” Pappu uska majaak udate hue bola: “Abe Ja Sale, Pata Tujhe Ghante Ka Bhi Nahi Hai Aur Baatein Nuclear Power Ki Karta Hai“
Ek Baar Pappu Plane Se U.S.A Jaa Raha Tha, Sath Mein Ek Angrej Baitha Hua Thha.
Pappu Ne Us Se Time Pucha, Angrej: “Hi Main Ek Scientist Hoon” Pappu: “Hello, Main Engineer Hoon” Angrej: “Wow Engineer, Kya Hum Kuch Topics Par Baat Kar Sakte Hai?” Pappu: “Bilkul” Angrej: “Achcha, Tum Mujhe Nuclear Power Ke Baare Mein Kuch Baatao?” Pappu Ab Ye Sun Ke Chup Rah Gaya.
Angrej: “Ohhh, To Tum Nahi Jante” Pappu: “Jaanta To Hun, Par Sir Pahle Aap Mere Ek Question Ka Answer Do” Angrej: “Hmmm, Puchho” Pappu: “Mandir Mein Bhi Pooja Hoti Hai Aur Church Mein Bhi Pooja Hoti Hai.
To Phir Church Ka Ghanta Mandir Ke Ghante Se Bada Kyu Hota Hai?” Angrej kuch der soch kar bola: “Pata nahi, Main Nahi Jaanta” Pappu uska majaak udate hue bola: “Abe Ja Sale, Pata Tujhe Ghante Ka Bhi Nahi Hai Aur Baatein Nuclear Power Ki Karta Hai“
18.
वासना, प्यार और शादी में क्या फ़र्क है ?
संता : वासना मे पेंटी को फाड़ते हैं,
प्यार मे उतारते हैं,
और शादी मे धोकर सुखाकर अलमारी मे रखते हैं.
वासना, प्यार और शादी में क्या फ़र्क है ?
संता : वासना मे पेंटी को फाड़ते हैं,
प्यार मे उतारते हैं,
और शादी मे धोकर सुखाकर अलमारी मे रखते हैं.
19.
Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara??? Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai“
Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara??? Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai“
20.
Ek Din Santa Ne Socha Ki Beta School Ka Kaam Karta Hai Ya Nahi, Ye Dekhne Ke Liye Pappu Ka School Bag Check Kiya To Useme Ek Condom Mila.
Santa Gusse Mein Aake: “Kutte, Tuje Sharam Nahi Aati Is Umar Mein School Bag Mein Condom Rakhta Hai?” Pappu: “To Fir Mai Kya Karu, Itni Chhoti Si Umar Mein Baap Ban Jau?“
Ek Din Santa Ne Socha Ki Beta School Ka Kaam Karta Hai Ya Nahi, Ye Dekhne Ke Liye Pappu Ka School Bag Check Kiya To Useme Ek Condom Mila.
Santa Gusse Mein Aake: “Kutte, Tuje Sharam Nahi Aati Is Umar Mein School Bag Mein Condom Rakhta Hai?” Pappu: “To Fir Mai Kya Karu, Itni Chhoti Si Umar Mein Baap Ban Jau?“
21.
Pappu Santa Se: “Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho” Santa Hairani Se: “Kyu Be?” Pappu: “Aaj Jab Aap Bahar Gaye Thhe To Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Jaldi Karo Wo Chutiya Aane Wala Hai“
Pappu Santa Se: “Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho” Santa Hairani Se: “Kyu Be?” Pappu: “Aaj Jab Aap Bahar Gaye Thhe To Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Jaldi Karo Wo Chutiya Aane Wala Hai“
22.
Pappu = Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki aawazein aa rahi thi.
Jeeto = Ye to achchi baat hai.
Pappu = Papa to chup the, unki secretary chilla rahi thi ‘O God…O God’…
Pappu = Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki aawazein aa rahi thi.
Jeeto = Ye to achchi baat hai.
Pappu = Papa to chup the, unki secretary chilla rahi thi ‘O God…O God’…
23.
Santa Ek Ladki Ka Rape Kar Raha Tha Ladki Zor Zor Se Chilla Rahi Thi.
Santa Usko Bola: “Chillao, Chillao Or Chillao, Yahan Se Tumhari Awaz Bahar Nahi Jaa Sakti” Ladki Hairani Se Boli: “Mujhe Tumhari Baat Par Yakeen Nahi Hai” Santa Muskurate Hue Bola: “To Fir Theek Hai, Mein Yahan Se Chillata Hun, Tum Bahar Jaake Suno, Aawaz Aati Hai Ya Nahi“
Santa Ek Ladki Ka Rape Kar Raha Tha Ladki Zor Zor Se Chilla Rahi Thi.
Santa Usko Bola: “Chillao, Chillao Or Chillao, Yahan Se Tumhari Awaz Bahar Nahi Jaa Sakti” Ladki Hairani Se Boli: “Mujhe Tumhari Baat Par Yakeen Nahi Hai” Santa Muskurate Hue Bola: “To Fir Theek Hai, Mein Yahan Se Chillata Hun, Tum Bahar Jaake Suno, Aawaz Aati Hai Ya Nahi“
24.
Teacher Class Mein Nayi Nayi Aayi Aur Bachho Ko Pucha Teacher: “Chalo Bacho Jaldi Batao, Jo Sun Nahi Sakta Use Kya Kahenge?” Santa: “Madam Ji, Usse Madarchod, Maa Ke Laude, Bhenchod, Bhen Ke Lund Kuchh Bhi Keh Do Kya Farak Padta Hai, Vo Kaunsa Sun Lega“
Teacher Class Mein Nayi Nayi Aayi Aur Bachho Ko Pucha Teacher: “Chalo Bacho Jaldi Batao, Jo Sun Nahi Sakta Use Kya Kahenge?” Santa: “Madam Ji, Usse Madarchod, Maa Ke Laude, Bhenchod, Bhen Ke Lund Kuchh Bhi Keh Do Kya Farak Padta Hai, Vo Kaunsa Sun Lega“
25.
Ek Baar Santa Ke Ghar Mein Kuch Mehman Aaye Hue Thhe Pappu Ne Apne Se Dur Khade Santa Ko Jor Se Bola Pappu: “Daddy, Aap Ki Pant Ki Chain Khulli Hai” Santa: “Beta, Sab Ke Samne Aisa Nahi Bolte, Aisa Bolo Ke, Daddy Aap Ka Make Up Box Khulla Hai.” Pappu: “Ok Daddy, Aap Ka Make Up Box Khulla Hai Aur Usme Se Ek Tuti Hui Lipstick Bahar Latak Rahi Hai.“
Ek Baar Santa Ke Ghar Mein Kuch Mehman Aaye Hue Thhe Pappu Ne Apne Se Dur Khade Santa Ko Jor Se Bola Pappu: “Daddy, Aap Ki Pant Ki Chain Khulli Hai” Santa: “Beta, Sab Ke Samne Aisa Nahi Bolte, Aisa Bolo Ke, Daddy Aap Ka Make Up Box Khulla Hai.” Pappu: “Ok Daddy, Aap Ka Make Up Box Khulla Hai Aur Usme Se Ek Tuti Hui Lipstick Bahar Latak Rahi Hai.“
26.
Preeto Ne Apni Gand Pe Tattoo Banvaya, Shera Di Gaddi.
Santa Ne Jab Ye Dekha To Gusse Mein Aakar Us Tattoo Wale Ke Paas Gaya, Aur Apna Lund Nikal Ke Usko Bola Santa: “Bhenchod Ab Ispe Likh Shera“
Preeto Ne Apni Gand Pe Tattoo Banvaya, Shera Di Gaddi.
Santa Ne Jab Ye Dekha To Gusse Mein Aakar Us Tattoo Wale Ke Paas Gaya, Aur Apna Lund Nikal Ke Usko Bola Santa: “Bhenchod Ab Ispe Likh Shera“
27.
Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do” Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai” Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar” Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, Tabhi To Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.“
Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do” Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai” Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar” Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, Tabhi To Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.“
28.
Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai.
Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Land Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li, Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Land Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.
Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Wo Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga.
Uski Patni Ne Kaha.
Patni: “Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh and Unused Choot” Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kam Kiya Aur Vo Bola Santa: “Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai, Idhar Hamne To Aaj Tak Lode Ki Packing Bhi Nahi Kholi“
Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai.
Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Land Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li, Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Land Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.
Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Wo Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga.
Uski Patni Ne Kaha.
Patni: “Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh and Unused Choot” Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kam Kiya Aur Vo Bola Santa: “Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai, Idhar Hamne To Aaj Tak Lode Ki Packing Bhi Nahi Kholi“
29.
Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara??? Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai“
Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara??? Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai“
30.
Banta Ko Har Baat Mein Gaaliyaan Dene Ki Aadat Thi.
Ek Din Bhaaga-Bhaaga Kahi Jaa Raha Tha To Santa Ne Puchha Santa: “Abe Kidhar Ja Raha Hai?” Banta: “Bahan Ki Chut, Photostate Karane Jaa Raha Hoon” Santa: “Achha, Fir Chut Ki Ek Copy Mujhe Bhi De Diyo.“
Banta Ko Har Baat Mein Gaaliyaan Dene Ki Aadat Thi.
Ek Din Bhaaga-Bhaaga Kahi Jaa Raha Tha To Santa Ne Puchha Santa: “Abe Kidhar Ja Raha Hai?” Banta: “Bahan Ki Chut, Photostate Karane Jaa Raha Hoon” Santa: “Achha, Fir Chut Ki Ek Copy Mujhe Bhi De Diyo.“
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