1.
Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?” Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se” Teacher: “Wo Kaisi” Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“
Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?” Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se” Teacher: “Wo Kaisi” Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“
2.
Santa Ko Uske Ek Dost Ne Bataya Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad 72 Gante Ke Ander Ipill Kha Li Jaye To Bachha Nahi Hota.
Santa Ne Yahi Tarika Apnaya Aur Uski Biwi Pregnant Ho Gayi.
Santa Rota Hua Apne Dsot Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola Santa: “Sale Kutte Kameene Mujhe Marva Diya, Tune To Kaha Tha Ki Bachha Nahi Hoga” Dost Hairan Hua: “Yaar Impossible Hai, Esa Nahi Ho Sakta” Santa: “Abe Ho Gaya Na, Tune To 72 Gante Kaha Thha, Mene To Sax Ke 3 Gante Ke Baad Hi Ipill Kha Li Thhi, Fir Bhi Pata Nahi Kaisi Ho Gaya“
Santa Ko Uske Ek Dost Ne Bataya Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad 72 Gante Ke Ander Ipill Kha Li Jaye To Bachha Nahi Hota.
Santa Ne Yahi Tarika Apnaya Aur Uski Biwi Pregnant Ho Gayi.
Santa Rota Hua Apne Dsot Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola Santa: “Sale Kutte Kameene Mujhe Marva Diya, Tune To Kaha Tha Ki Bachha Nahi Hoga” Dost Hairan Hua: “Yaar Impossible Hai, Esa Nahi Ho Sakta” Santa: “Abe Ho Gaya Na, Tune To 72 Gante Kaha Thha, Mene To Sax Ke 3 Gante Ke Baad Hi Ipill Kha Li Thhi, Fir Bhi Pata Nahi Kaisi Ho Gaya“
3.
Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara??? Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai“
Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara??? Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai“
4.
Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha Chela: “Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven Mein Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai?” Baba Saxidas: “Pati Ke Zinda Rahne Tak Uska Kadak Lund Aur Marne Ke Baad Uska Kadak LIC Fund“
Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha Chela: “Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven Mein Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai?” Baba Saxidas: “Pati Ke Zinda Rahne Tak Uska Kadak Lund Aur Marne Ke Baad Uska Kadak LIC Fund“
5.
Santa Mobile Shop Ke Bahar Khada Mobile Dekh Raha Tha.
Andar Se Salesman Ne Smile Dete Hue Awaj Lagayi Salesman: “Please Come Inside and Choose” Santa Gusse Se: “Bhosadi Ke Tu Bahar Aa Aur Mera Choos…!!!!!”
Santa Mobile Shop Ke Bahar Khada Mobile Dekh Raha Tha.
Andar Se Salesman Ne Smile Dete Hue Awaj Lagayi Salesman: “Please Come Inside and Choose” Santa Gusse Se: “Bhosadi Ke Tu Bahar Aa Aur Mera Choos…!!!!!”
6.
Hindi Ki Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Ko Khada Kiya Aur Puchha Madam: “Aaj Dhoom-Dham Se Meri Shaadi Hui – Is Past Tense Ko Future Tense Mein Badal Kar Batao?” Pappu Besharmi Se Bola: “Aaj Raat Aapki Jamkar Thoka-Thukayi Hogi”
Hindi Ki Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Ko Khada Kiya Aur Puchha Madam: “Aaj Dhoom-Dham Se Meri Shaadi Hui – Is Past Tense Ko Future Tense Mein Badal Kar Batao?” Pappu Besharmi Se Bola: “Aaj Raat Aapki Jamkar Thoka-Thukayi Hogi”
7.
Santa Ki Biwi Ka Rape Ho Gaya Aur Court Mein Case Chal Raha Thha Judge: “Kya Tum Mujhe Vo Jagha Bata Sakte Ho Jahan Tumhari Biwi Ka Rape Hua?” Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ki Salwar Kholi Aur Panty Utar Ke Bola Santa: “Judge Sahab Yahan Hua Thha Rape, Yahan“
Santa Ki Biwi Ka Rape Ho Gaya Aur Court Mein Case Chal Raha Thha Judge: “Kya Tum Mujhe Vo Jagha Bata Sakte Ho Jahan Tumhari Biwi Ka Rape Hua?” Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ki Salwar Kholi Aur Panty Utar Ke Bola Santa: “Judge Sahab Yahan Hua Thha Rape, Yahan“
8.
Santa Apne Doodh Wale Se Ladte Hue Bola Santa: “Yaar Tum Do Din Se Doodh Dene Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thhe??” Doodhwala Udai Se Bola: “Sardar Ji, Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi, Isliye Nahi Aa Paya” Santa Kuch Soche Ke Bola: “To Koi Baat Nahi! Bhains Ka Doodh Hi Le Aate!“
Santa Apne Doodh Wale Se Ladte Hue Bola Santa: “Yaar Tum Do Din Se Doodh Dene Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thhe??” Doodhwala Udai Se Bola: “Sardar Ji, Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi, Isliye Nahi Aa Paya” Santa Kuch Soche Ke Bola: “To Koi Baat Nahi! Bhains Ka Doodh Hi Le Aate!“
9.
Biwi Ke Kuch Dino Se Mayake Mein Hone Ki Wajah Se Santa Ko Badi Tharki Chadi Hui Thi.
To Tang Aake Kothe Pe Gaya.
Waha Dalal Ne Sabhi Cgs Ke Nam Car Ke Namo Pe Rakhe Hue The.
Dalal: “Kon Si Chahiye” “Honda Civic Rs 10000, Ford Figo Rs 8000, Hundai i10 Rs 6000, Maruti Alto Rs 4000, Tata Nano Rs 500.” Santa Ne Kaam Hi Chalana Tha To Paise Bachane Ke Liye Bola Santa: “Nano Hi Laa Do” Dalal Thodi Der Baad Ek Hijde Ko Lekar Aa Gaya Ye Dekhte Hi Santa Gusse Se Laal Peela Hote Hue Bola.
Santa: “Abe Sale Ye Kya Hai?” Dalal Muskurate Hue: “Sir Nano Ka Engine Pichhe Hota Hai“
Biwi Ke Kuch Dino Se Mayake Mein Hone Ki Wajah Se Santa Ko Badi Tharki Chadi Hui Thi.
To Tang Aake Kothe Pe Gaya.
Waha Dalal Ne Sabhi Cgs Ke Nam Car Ke Namo Pe Rakhe Hue The.
Dalal: “Kon Si Chahiye” “Honda Civic Rs 10000, Ford Figo Rs 8000, Hundai i10 Rs 6000, Maruti Alto Rs 4000, Tata Nano Rs 500.” Santa Ne Kaam Hi Chalana Tha To Paise Bachane Ke Liye Bola Santa: “Nano Hi Laa Do” Dalal Thodi Der Baad Ek Hijde Ko Lekar Aa Gaya Ye Dekhte Hi Santa Gusse Se Laal Peela Hote Hue Bola.
Santa: “Abe Sale Ye Kya Hai?” Dalal Muskurate Hue: “Sir Nano Ka Engine Pichhe Hota Hai“
10.
Santa Enters Home From Work And Seeing Preeto Is Sitting On Sofa In Skirt Not Wearing Panty She Spreads Her Legs.
Santa Stares At The Spot.
Preeto Smiles: “Aise Kya Dekh Rahe Ho, Panty Nahi Pehni Hoon.” Santa: “Ohh Tune To Daraa Hi Diya, Mujhe Laga Sofa Phat Gaya Hai“
Santa Enters Home From Work And Seeing Preeto Is Sitting On Sofa In Skirt Not Wearing Panty She Spreads Her Legs.
Santa Stares At The Spot.
Preeto Smiles: “Aise Kya Dekh Rahe Ho, Panty Nahi Pehni Hoon.” Santa: “Ohh Tune To Daraa Hi Diya, Mujhe Laga Sofa Phat Gaya Hai“
11.
Santa Ka Baap Santa Ko Apni Marzi Se Shaadi Karne Ke Liye Gusse Se Bolta Hai.
Santa Ka Baap: “Tune Iss Ladki Mein Kya Dekha Jo Iss Ladki Se Shaadi Kar Li.” Santa: “Daddy, Ye Bachpan Mein Angootha Bohat Achha Choosti Thi.”
Santa Ka Baap Santa Ko Apni Marzi Se Shaadi Karne Ke Liye Gusse Se Bolta Hai.
Santa Ka Baap: “Tune Iss Ladki Mein Kya Dekha Jo Iss Ladki Se Shaadi Kar Li.” Santa: “Daddy, Ye Bachpan Mein Angootha Bohat Achha Choosti Thi.”
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Ek Sardar Ji Doctor Ke Paas Gaye Aur Bole “Doctor Sahab Kamjori Badi Haigi Hai” Doctor: “Doodh Daba Ke Piya Kar Kamjori Door Ho Jayegi” Sardar: “Doctor Saab Doodh Te Mein Bada Peenda Haan Par Oh Jyada Dabaan Nahi Dendi“
Ek Sardar Ji Doctor Ke Paas Gaye Aur Bole “Doctor Sahab Kamjori Badi Haigi Hai” Doctor: “Doodh Daba Ke Piya Kar Kamjori Door Ho Jayegi” Sardar: “Doctor Saab Doodh Te Mein Bada Peenda Haan Par Oh Jyada Dabaan Nahi Dendi“
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Santa Ko Ek Din Hichki Aayi Aur Sath Mein Uska Lund Bhi Khada Ho Gaya Santa: “Arrey Wah Lagta Hai Balbir Bhai Ke Saath Babhi Bhi Yaad Kar Rahi Hai”
Santa Ko Ek Din Hichki Aayi Aur Sath Mein Uska Lund Bhi Khada Ho Gaya Santa: “Arrey Wah Lagta Hai Balbir Bhai Ke Saath Babhi Bhi Yaad Kar Rahi Hai”
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3rd Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola Teacher: “ABCD Likho” Pappu Ne Likh Di A E G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Teacher Ne Pada Aur Hairani Se Boli: “Arey Isme BFCD Kaha Hai?” Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam Mere Bag Mein Hai, Aapko Dekhni Hai To Bata Dena.“
3rd Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola Teacher: “ABCD Likho” Pappu Ne Likh Di A E G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Teacher Ne Pada Aur Hairani Se Boli: “Arey Isme BFCD Kaha Hai?” Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam Mere Bag Mein Hai, Aapko Dekhni Hai To Bata Dena.“
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Santa: “Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.” Banta Hairani Se: “Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.” Santa: “Abbey! Chusti Rahti Hai, Chusti Yani Fitness” Sale, Ye To Hai Hi Gande Dimaag Ka, Aap To Ye Nahi Soch Rahe The Na.
Santa: “Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.” Banta Hairani Se: “Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.” Santa: “Abbey! Chusti Rahti Hai, Chusti Yani Fitness” Sale, Ye To Hai Hi Gande Dimaag Ka, Aap To Ye Nahi Soch Rahe The Na.
16.
Salim: Anarkali,CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U? Anarkali: Aapne bahut badi cheez maang li jahanpanah.
Salim: Agar woh cheez bahut badi ho chuki ho, toh phir rehne do..
Salim: Anarkali,CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U? Anarkali: Aapne bahut badi cheez maang li jahanpanah.
Salim: Agar woh cheez bahut badi ho chuki ho, toh phir rehne do..
17.
Santa Aur Uski Patni Bed Pe Lete Sex Se Related Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Patni: “Aapne Mere Boobs Chus Chus Ke Bade Kar Diye Hai” Santa Hairan Hote Hue: “Abe Sali, Esa Agar Hota To Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Gaya Hota Or Mujhe Condom Ki Jagha Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti“
Santa Aur Uski Patni Bed Pe Lete Sex Se Related Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Patni: “Aapne Mere Boobs Chus Chus Ke Bade Kar Diye Hai” Santa Hairan Hote Hue: “Abe Sali, Esa Agar Hota To Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Gaya Hota Or Mujhe Condom Ki Jagha Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti“
18.
Santa Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya Unka Leader Aya Aur Santa Ke Gale Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega” Santa Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Lulli Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“
Santa Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya Unka Leader Aya Aur Santa Ke Gale Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega” Santa Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Lulli Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“
19.
Santa Ne Ek Din Apni Patni Se Bade Pyar Se Puchha Santa: “Darling, Tumhara Kabhi Dil Nahi Chahta Ke Tum Mard Hoti” Patni Ne Bhi Bada Pyara Jawab Diya Patni: “Kyun Aaj Tumhara Gand Marvane Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya?“
Santa Ne Ek Din Apni Patni Se Bade Pyar Se Puchha Santa: “Darling, Tumhara Kabhi Dil Nahi Chahta Ke Tum Mard Hoti” Patni Ne Bhi Bada Pyara Jawab Diya Patni: “Kyun Aaj Tumhara Gand Marvane Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya?“
20.
Santa Ne English Class Join Kar Rakhi Thi, Banta Ne Socha Ki Chalo Aaj Santa Se Puch Ke Aata Hun Ki Kesa Chal Raha Hai, Agar Sab Sahi Hai To Main Khud Bhi Join Kar Lunga.
Par Jaise Hi Santa Ke Ghar Pahuncha To Santa Ko Dekh Ke Uske Hosh Udd Gaye Santa Buri Tarha Se Zamkhi Tha, Shareer Ke Har Hisse Pe Pattiya Lipti Hui Thi.
Banta: “Oye Ye Kya Ho Gaya Tujhe” Santa Rote Hue: “Kuch Nahi Yaar Padosan Ki Billi Mere Murge Ko Khane Ke Liye Uske Piche Padi Rahti Thi.” Banta: “To?” Santa: “Maine Uske Pati Ko Angrezi Mein Bol Ke Samjhaya To Usne Peet Peet Kar Meri Ye Halat Kar Di” Banta Hairani Se: “Abe Esa Kya Bola Tha Tune” Santa: “Keep An Eye On Your Wife’s Pussy, She Is After My Cock“
Santa Ne English Class Join Kar Rakhi Thi, Banta Ne Socha Ki Chalo Aaj Santa Se Puch Ke Aata Hun Ki Kesa Chal Raha Hai, Agar Sab Sahi Hai To Main Khud Bhi Join Kar Lunga.
Par Jaise Hi Santa Ke Ghar Pahuncha To Santa Ko Dekh Ke Uske Hosh Udd Gaye Santa Buri Tarha Se Zamkhi Tha, Shareer Ke Har Hisse Pe Pattiya Lipti Hui Thi.
Banta: “Oye Ye Kya Ho Gaya Tujhe” Santa Rote Hue: “Kuch Nahi Yaar Padosan Ki Billi Mere Murge Ko Khane Ke Liye Uske Piche Padi Rahti Thi.” Banta: “To?” Santa: “Maine Uske Pati Ko Angrezi Mein Bol Ke Samjhaya To Usne Peet Peet Kar Meri Ye Halat Kar Di” Banta Hairani Se: “Abe Esa Kya Bola Tha Tune” Santa: “Keep An Eye On Your Wife’s Pussy, She Is After My Cock“
21.
Pappu Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana To Girlfriend Ko Fon Kiya Aur Bola Pappu: “Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?” Ladki: “Nahi Teen Din Baad” Pappu: “Kyuu?” Ladki: “Pitch Geeli Hai Tum Chaho To Volley Ball Khel Sakte Ho.“
Pappu Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana To Girlfriend Ko Fon Kiya Aur Bola Pappu: “Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?” Ladki: “Nahi Teen Din Baad” Pappu: “Kyuu?” Ladki: “Pitch Geeli Hai Tum Chaho To Volley Ball Khel Sakte Ho.“
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Dosto Aapne Ye Gaana “Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha” Bahut Suna Hoga, Par Aaj Mein Aap Logo Ko Iske Piche Ki Story Batata Hun Santa Apni Biwi Ko Sex Mein Santushti Dene Mein Asmarth Tha.
Ek Din Tang Aakar Usne Apne Dost Banta Se Salaah Li.
Usi Raat Santa Ne Apni Biwi Se Sex Karte Hue Puchha Santa: “Darling, Aaj Tumhe Kuch Fark Lag Raha Hai?” Biwi Khush Hote Hue: “Haan Janu, Aaj Tum Bilkul Banta Ki Tarah Kar Rahe Ho“
Dosto Aapne Ye Gaana “Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha” Bahut Suna Hoga, Par Aaj Mein Aap Logo Ko Iske Piche Ki Story Batata Hun Santa Apni Biwi Ko Sex Mein Santushti Dene Mein Asmarth Tha.
Ek Din Tang Aakar Usne Apne Dost Banta Se Salaah Li.
Usi Raat Santa Ne Apni Biwi Se Sex Karte Hue Puchha Santa: “Darling, Aaj Tumhe Kuch Fark Lag Raha Hai?” Biwi Khush Hote Hue: “Haan Janu, Aaj Tum Bilkul Banta Ki Tarah Kar Rahe Ho“
23.
After Sex Girl Apne Boyfriend Pappu Se Puchti Hai.
Girl: “Jaanu Tum Mujhse Shaadi Kab Karoge?” Pappu: “Darling, Do Idli Aur Ek Medu Wada Ke Liye, Koi Pura Hotel Kharidta Hai Kya?“
After Sex Girl Apne Boyfriend Pappu Se Puchti Hai.
Girl: “Jaanu Tum Mujhse Shaadi Kab Karoge?” Pappu: “Darling, Do Idli Aur Ek Medu Wada Ke Liye, Koi Pura Hotel Kharidta Hai Kya?“
24.
Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola Teacher: “Pappu Is Line Ko English Mein Translate Karo – Mera Seena Khushi Se Fool Raha Hai” Pappu: “With Happiness, My Chest Become Breast“
Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola Teacher: “Pappu Is Line Ko English Mein Translate Karo – Mera Seena Khushi Se Fool Raha Hai” Pappu: “With Happiness, My Chest Become Breast“
25.
Santa Aur Ladki Ke Bich Suni Gayi Ek Baat Girl: “Sir, What Do You Prefer? Breasts Or Legs?” Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Pussy” Girl Slapped and Said : “Sale Tu Randi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai“
Santa Aur Ladki Ke Bich Suni Gayi Ek Baat Girl: “Sir, What Do You Prefer? Breasts Or Legs?” Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Pussy” Girl Slapped and Said : “Sale Tu Randi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai“
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Santa Ki Biwi Pregnant Thi Aur Vo Uske Saath Sex Nahi Kar Sakta Tha Ek Din Santa Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Mujhe Tharak Bahut Chadd Rahi Thhi, Banta Ki Biwi Ko 100 Rs.
Diye Aur Chod Kar Aa Raha Hoon” Santa Ki Biwi Boli: “Tum Na Bikul Bevkoof Ho, Lutt Ke Aa Gaye… Banta To Yaha 50 Rs.
Mein Karke Jata Hai.
“
Santa Ki Biwi Pregnant Thi Aur Vo Uske Saath Sex Nahi Kar Sakta Tha Ek Din Santa Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Mujhe Tharak Bahut Chadd Rahi Thhi, Banta Ki Biwi Ko 100 Rs.
Diye Aur Chod Kar Aa Raha Hoon” Santa Ki Biwi Boli: “Tum Na Bikul Bevkoof Ho, Lutt Ke Aa Gaye… Banta To Yaha 50 Rs.
Mein Karke Jata Hai.
“
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Santa Murga Kharidne Gaya Santa: “Murge Kitne Rs Ke Hai?” Murgewala: “70, 50 Aur 10 Rs Ka” Santa: “10 Rs Ka Itna Sasta Kyu?” Murgewala: “Isko Aids Hai” Santa: “Yehi De De, Maine Khana Hi Hai Kaunsa Gaand Maarni Hai“
Santa Murga Kharidne Gaya Santa: “Murge Kitne Rs Ke Hai?” Murgewala: “70, 50 Aur 10 Rs Ka” Santa: “10 Rs Ka Itna Sasta Kyu?” Murgewala: “Isko Aids Hai” Santa: “Yehi De De, Maine Khana Hi Hai Kaunsa Gaand Maarni Hai“
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Santa Ki Shadi Hui Aur Wo Bahut Dino Baad Apne Suhaagraat Waale Kamre Se Bahar Nikla, To Usske Baap Ne Us Se Pucha Baap: “Beta, Kya Baat Hai Badi Lambi Inning Khel Kar Aaya Hai?” Santa: “Maa Chuda Gayi Duniya, Pahle Ye Batao Ki Andar Tel Ki Botal Ki Jagah Fevikol Kon Rakh Kar Aaya Tha“
Santa Ki Shadi Hui Aur Wo Bahut Dino Baad Apne Suhaagraat Waale Kamre Se Bahar Nikla, To Usske Baap Ne Us Se Pucha Baap: “Beta, Kya Baat Hai Badi Lambi Inning Khel Kar Aaya Hai?” Santa: “Maa Chuda Gayi Duniya, Pahle Ye Batao Ki Andar Tel Ki Botal Ki Jagah Fevikol Kon Rakh Kar Aaya Tha“
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Santa Ki Wife TV Dekh Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Santa Usko Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?” Wife: “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga, Aapko Kya” Santa: “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana Toh Aata Hi Nahi Hai” Wife: “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kuch Kaha?“
Santa Ki Wife TV Dekh Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Santa Usko Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?” Wife: “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga, Aapko Kya” Santa: “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana Toh Aata Hi Nahi Hai” Wife: “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kuch Kaha?“
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Ek Bar Santa Ka Sunday Ke Din Sex Karne Ka Modd Ban Gaya Usne Biwi Ko Kaha: “Chal Sex Karte Hai” Biwi Boli: “Arrey Din Mein Kaisi, Pappu Ghar Mein Hi Hai Aur Tv Dekh Rha Hai” Santa Ko Hadd Se Jyada Tharak Chadi Hui Thhi Usne Chupke Se Tv Ki Taar Hata Di Aur Pappu Ko Bola Santa: “Oye Lagta Hai Antena Mein Problem Hai, Jake Uper Thik Karke Aa” Jaisi Hi Pappu Chatt Pe Gaya Usne Biwi Ko Litaya Aur Lag Gaya Chodne Pappu Ne Jab Bhi Uper Se Pucha Ki Thik Ho Gaya Santa Ne Kaha Abhi Nahi Hua Pappu Ko Aadha Ghanta Hua To Wo Neeche Aa Aaya To Dekha Ki Kaam Chalu Hai Wo Wapas Chala Gya After 2 Days Pappu Santa Se Kahta Hai: “Papa, Chintu Ki Mummy Chud Rahi Hai” Santa Hairani Se: “Oye, Tujhe Kese Pata” Pappu: “Wo Chintu Kitni Der Se Antina Theek Karne Me Laga Hai“
Ek Bar Santa Ka Sunday Ke Din Sex Karne Ka Modd Ban Gaya Usne Biwi Ko Kaha: “Chal Sex Karte Hai” Biwi Boli: “Arrey Din Mein Kaisi, Pappu Ghar Mein Hi Hai Aur Tv Dekh Rha Hai” Santa Ko Hadd Se Jyada Tharak Chadi Hui Thhi Usne Chupke Se Tv Ki Taar Hata Di Aur Pappu Ko Bola Santa: “Oye Lagta Hai Antena Mein Problem Hai, Jake Uper Thik Karke Aa” Jaisi Hi Pappu Chatt Pe Gaya Usne Biwi Ko Litaya Aur Lag Gaya Chodne Pappu Ne Jab Bhi Uper Se Pucha Ki Thik Ho Gaya Santa Ne Kaha Abhi Nahi Hua Pappu Ko Aadha Ghanta Hua To Wo Neeche Aa Aaya To Dekha Ki Kaam Chalu Hai Wo Wapas Chala Gya After 2 Days Pappu Santa Se Kahta Hai: “Papa, Chintu Ki Mummy Chud Rahi Hai” Santa Hairani Se: “Oye, Tujhe Kese Pata” Pappu: “Wo Chintu Kitni Der Se Antina Theek Karne Me Laga Hai“
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