😁 Friendship Special – Dosto Wale Mazedaar Hindi Jokes – 05

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Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se Santa: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain” Ladki: “Sorry I Am A Lesbian” Santa: “Lesbian?? Ye Kya Hota Hai” Ladki: “Matlab Main Bas Ladkio K Saath Sex Karti Hoon” Santa: “De Taali!! I Am Lesbian Too, Main Bhi Sirf Ladkiyo Se Hi Sex Karta Hun“

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Santa Ek Din Bada Khush Sa Hoke Ghar Aya Aur Apne Baap Ko Bola.
Santa: “Daddy Daddy, Mera Lund Class Mein Sabse Bada Hai, Esa Mere Mein Kya Khas Hai?” Santa Ka Baap Gusse Se Bola.
Daddy: “Bhonsdi Ke, Kyunki Tu 18 Saal Ka Ho Gaya Hai Aur Abhi Bhi 5th Class Mein Hai“

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Santa Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Wo Suhagraat Ko Apni Biwi Preeto Ki Chut Mein Apna Lund Ghusane Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha, Magar Lund Tha Ki Ghus Hi Nahi Raha Tha, To Santa Ne Preeto Se Puchha.
Santa: “Iss Se Pahle Kisi Ne Tumhari Li Nahi Kya?” Preeto: “Li Bahuto Ne Li, Lekin Jab Bhi Li Sabne Chaddi Utaar Ke Li“

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Ladkiyon Ke Liye Baba Sexydas Ji Ki Ek Nek Salah: Sex Karte Samaye Condom Jaroor Use Kare Kyunki Condom – Rs.5 I-Pill – Rs.120 Moral: Save Money And Save Future (Kanya Hit Me Jaari)

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Ek Bar Bahut Bade Hotel Mein Shadi Ho Rahi Thi, Udhar Apne Santa Ji Bhi Masti Maar Rahe The.
Achanak Se Sath Mein Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Toilet Jana Thha Usne Santa Se Puchha.
Ladki: “Sardar Ji, Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do” Santa Ne Sharamte Hue Jawab Diya: “You Naughty Girl Pahle Tum Dikhao Fir Mein Dikhaunga“

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Santa Ko Ek Din Hichki Aayi Aur Sath Mein Uska Lund Bhi Khada Ho Gaya Santa: “Arrey Wah Lagta Hai Balbir Bhai Ke Saath Babhi Bhi Yaad Kar Rahi Hai”

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Santa In Kaun Banega Carorpati Amitab Bhachan: “”Sardar Ji What Is The Colour Of Your Wife’s Bra” A: White B: Black C: Red D: Pink Santa: “Can I Call A Friend?“

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Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe Socho Usne Kya Kiya Sochho Sochho Sochho Sochho Yaar Dimag Lagao Its Very Simple Abe Vo Santa Hai Uski Tarha Soch Na Nahi Samjh Aa Raha, Chalo Mein Bata Deta Hun Usne Condom Ke Ander 2 Hole Kar Diye

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Santa Fixed His Marriage On 2nd March.
He Sent Invitation To His Friends: “Marriage Is On March 2nd But Please Come On 1st Night We All Will Enjoy.“

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Ek Baar Pappu Ki Kisi Baat Pe Apni Girlfriend Se Ladayi Ho Gayi.
Dono Mein Ladayi Karte Karte Baat Yaha Tak Aa Gayi Ki Breakup Ki naubat Aa Gayi.
Ladki Ne Gusse Mein Aake Pappu Ko Bhadva Kah Diya Tab Pappu Ko Gussa Aya Aur Vo Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola Pappu: “Sali Kuttiya Randi, Apne Lund Pe Ghungroo Bandh Ke Tujko Aise Chodunga Ki Tere Baap Aur Mohalle Walo Ko Lagega Ki Kirtan Ho Raha Hai“

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Madam Class Mein: “SEX And SIX Mein Kya Difference Hai?” Santa: “Madam Ji Main Batau” Madam: “Yes” Santa: “Balla Utha Ke Maro To SIX Aur Skirt Utha Ke Maro To SEX“

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Santa In Kaun Banega Carorpati Amitab Bhachan: “”Sardar Ji What Is The Colour Of Your Wife’s Bra” A: White B: Black C: Red D: Pink Santa: “Can I Call A Friend?“

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Santa Ki Biwi Pregnant Thi Aur Vo Uske Saath Sex Nahi Kar Sakta Tha Ek Din Santa Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Mujhe Tharak Bahut Chadd Rahi Thhi, Banta Ki Biwi Ko 100 Rs.
Diye Aur Chod Kar Aa Raha Hoon” Santa Ki Biwi Boli: “Tum Na Bikul Bevkoof Ho, Lutt Ke Aa Gaye… Banta To Yaha 50 Rs.
Mein Karke Jata Hai.
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Santa: “Meri Biwi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ke Main Tumhe Kya Bataun” Banta: “Kaisa Majak?” Santa: “Kal Mene Pichhe Se Chupke Se Uski Aankhon Pe Haath Rakh Ke Awaaj Badal Kar Usko Puchha Main Kaun Hoon? To Pahale Wo Boli “Doodh Wala?” Maine Kaha “Nahi” To Wo Boli “Paper Wala” Maine Kaha “Nahi” Phir Wo Boli “Makan Malik Hona?” Dekha Kitna Mazak Karti Hai Na“

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Baba Saxidas Ko Majak Bhi Bada Pasand Hai.
Ekk Din Baba Ke Ek Kaminey Bhakt Ne Baba Saxidas Se Poocha Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Aisi Kaun Si Jagah Hai, Jaha Aadmi Or Aurat Dono Ke Baal Ghungrale Hote Hai?” Baba Saxidas: “Dirty Mind Bachha, Vo Jagha Hai West Indies“

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Santa Ko Natak Mein Arjun Ka Role Mila, Jab Natak Shuru Hua To Santa Arjun Ke Roop Mein Aaya, Logo Ne Shor Kiya: “Pagdi Wala Arjun…….Pagdi Wala Arjun” Santa Bola: “Bhosdi Walo, Abhi Do Minute Pehle Lund Wali Dropadi Aayi Thi, Tab Saare So Rahe The Kya?“

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Teacher Santa Se: “Use The Word Harassment In A Sentence” Santa: “When I Was In School With Her, Her-Ass-Meant A Lot To Me“

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लड़की :- मुझे बड़ी ठंड लग रही है, मेरे दोनो हीटर को छु लो! लड़का:- अभी भी ठंड लग रही है क्या? लड़की:- अबे घोन्चु, नीचे प्लग तो लगा.!

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Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul – The Taste Of India.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya Kurkure – Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.

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Sir Miss Ke Boobs Daba Raha Tha Pappu Ne Dekh Liya.
Is Se Pahle Pappu Kuch Bolta, Sir Bola Sir: “Beta, Miss Ke Sine Mein Dard Hai Isliye Daba Raha Hoon” Pappu Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke Bacha Hoon Koi Chutiya Nahi, Main Bhi HBO Dekhta Hoon – Pogo Nahi”

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Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola.
Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Boobs Dikhane Wali Hai” Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga” Banta: “Kyu?” Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“

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Santa: “Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.” Banta Hairani Se: “Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.” Santa: “Abbey! Chusti Rahti Hai, Chusti Yani Fitness” Sale, Ye To Hai Hi Gande Dimaag Ka, Aap To Ye Nahi Soch Rahe The Na.

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Santa Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Aisi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai, Par Phir Bhi Vo Wahan Nahi Ja Sakta?” Santa Kuch Soch Ke: “Madam Ji, Ladies Toilet“

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Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui To First Night Ko Apni Biwi Ki Choo.T Ke Niche Mombatti Jala Ke Beth Gaye Biwi Ne Pucha: “Eh Ki Kar Raye Ho Ji?” Sardar: “Dostaan Ne Keya Si Ke Fud.Di Len To Pehla Garam Kar Layi“

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Santa Ki Shadi Hui Par Suhagrat Mein Kya Krna Hote Hai Ye Usko Pata Nahi Thha.
Vo Apne Daddy Ke Pass Jaata Aur Puchta Hai Ki Kya Karu Daddy: “Rat Ko Mujhe Phone Kriyo Aur Jaise Main Kahoon Vaise Hi Kriyo.” Raat Ke 1.30 Baje Daddy Ko Phone Ata Hai.
Santa: “Daddy Batao Kya Karna Hai?” Daddy: “Dulhan Ke Aur Apne Kapde Utar.” Santa: “Fir?” Daddy: “Dulhan Ki Taango K Beech Me Ched (Hole) Dikh Raha Hoga Tujhe?” Santa: “Hanji Daddy Dikh Raha Hai” Daddy: “Ab Jo Mere Paas Bhi Hai Aur Tere Paas Bhi Hai Vo Us Ched Mein Daal De” Santa Ne Apna Mobile Hi Patni Ki Choot Mein Daal Diya

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Santa Ek Bar Apna Blood Test Karvane Hospital Gaya.
Nurse Ne Uski Finger Mein Se Blood Leke Finger Ko Muh Mein Dal Liya Do Min Baad Santa Khada Hoke Dance Karne Lag Gaya Nurse Ne Muh Mein Se Ungli Nikal Ke Pucha: “Dance Kyu Kar Rahe Ho?” Santa: “Oye Kudiye, Agla Test Urine Ka Hai“

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ki Knowledge Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Sawal Puchha Teacher: “Wo Koun Sa Department Hai? Jis Mein Ladkiya Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?” Pappu Ne Haath Khada Kiya Aur Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya Pappu: “Fire Brigade, Kyunki Ladkiyo Ka Kaam Aag Bujhana Nahi Aag Lagana Hai.“ ,Master Class Mein Bachho Ko Samajha Raha Tha, Master: “Agar Koi Apni Baat Doosre Ko Na Samjha Sake To Wo Chutiya Hota Hai” Pappu: “Sir Ji, Kya Matlab Main Samjha Nahi“

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Pappu Aur Uski Girl-Friend Ghar Mein Bethe Hue The To Pappu Ne Us Se Puchha Pappu: “Do You Know Sperms Are Made Of Glucose and Sugar” Girl-Friend Hairani Se: “Sach? Yaar Yeh Baat To Mujhe Pata Hi Nahi Thi, Thanks.” Pappu: “Chalo Ab Isi Baat Par Muh To Mitha Kar Lo“

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Teacher: Prove That AB/AG + 2MP + 4WD + 9MC = ABC? Pappu: “A Boy Over A Girl + 2 Minute Pain + 4 White Drops + 9 Months Course = A Beautiful Child.

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Santa Ka Juta Fat Gaya, Usne Juta Mochi Ko Diya Aur Kaha, Santa: “Jute Ko Aisa Silna, Aisa Chamkana Ke Shakal Nazar Aaye” Mochi Ne Jute Ko Sil Kar Usme Shisha Fit Kar Diya Santa Khush Ho Gaya Aur Apni Shop Par Gaya,Uski Shop Par Ek Modern Ladki Aayi Santa Ne Juta Uski Tangon Ke Niche Kiya Aur Bola Santa: “Apne Blue Panty Paheni Hai Na” Ladki Hairan, Agle Din Wo Red Panty Pahen Kar Aayi, Santa Ne Phir Use Bola, Santa: “Apne Red Panty Paheni Hai Na” Teesre Din Wo Panty Pehan Kar Hi Nahi Aayi.
Jaise Hi Santa Ne Juta Age Kiya To Bola Santa: “Oohhhh, Bhenchod Juta Fir Se Fat Gaya“