😂 New Year Special – 2025 Ke Latest Hindi Jokes – 08

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Ek Raat Santa Station Jane Ke Liye Taxi Rukwata Hai.
Taxi Wale Ko Talwar Ke Dam Par Bahar Nikalta Hai Aur Kehta Hai Santa: “Chal Apni Pant Khol Aur Mutthh Maar” Taxi Wala Ghabra Kar Apni Muth Marne Lagta Hai Santa: “Phir Ek Baar Maar” Taxi Wala Fir Marne Lag Jata Hai Santa: “Ek Baar Aur” Santa Aise Hi 5 – 6 Baar Aur Karwata Hai Taxiwala Rote Hue: “Sardarji Itni Muth Maar Li Hai Ab To Mera Khda Bhi Nahi Ho Raha” Santa Apni Bahen Ko Andar Se Bulata Hai Aur Taxiwale Ko Bolta Hai Santa: “Jaa Ab Meri Bahen Ko Railway Station Chhod Aa“

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Santa Banta Ek Din Park Mein Bethe The To Achanak Se Santa Ek Ladko Ko Dekh Ke Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Bantya, Wo Ladki Kitni Sundar Hai” Banta: “Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai” Santa Hairani Se: “Achha Kya Naam Hai Uska?” Banta: “Wo Bank Mein Kaam Karti Hai, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska Naam Likha Tha… Chaalu Khaata“

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In A Period Of Sex Education, Teacher Asks.
Teacher: “Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?” Pappu: “Mam Simple, Because Hand-Made Things Are Always Costly“

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Koi Bhi Kunwari Ladki Savecha Se Apni Choot Nahi Deti, Usko Majbur Kar Diya Jata Hai, Chahe Pyar Ka Natak Karke Karo Ya Usko Koi Aur Lalach Dekar.
Aurto Ke Liye Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Mahan Naara, Tum Mujhe Choot Do Main Tumhe Bacha Dunga, Par Hairani Is Bat Ki Hai India Ki Aurte Fir Bhi Jagruk Nahi Hai Aur Bache Ke Liye Tadpati Hai.

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Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Laash Ko Dekh Vo Us Se Lipat Kar Rone Lagi Aur Boli.
Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan, Abhi To Mene Kuch Dekha Bhi Nahi Tha” Pass Mein Santa Khada Tha Ye Sun Us Se Raha Na Gaya Aur Bola.
Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Beta, Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nehlayenge, Tab Dekh Lena“

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Santa Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya Unka Leader Aya Aur Santa Ke Gale Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega” Santa Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Lulli Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“

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Hindi Ki Madam Class Mein Bachho Ka Hindi Grammar Ka Oral Test Le Rahi Thi.
Madam: “Saamp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi Na Toote – Is Muhavare Ko Ek Shabad Mein Samjhao” Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam, Masturbation (Muth)“

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Santa Apne Doodh Wale Se Ladte Hue Bola Santa: “Yaar Tum Do Din Se Doodh Dene Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thhe??” Doodhwala Udai Se Bola: “Sardar Ji, Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi, Isliye Nahi Aa Paya” Santa Kuch Soche Ke Bola: “To Koi Baat Nahi! Bhains Ka Doodh Hi Le Aate!“

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बड़ी बहन हनीमून पर गई। छोटी ने मैसेज किया, दीदी जो जीन्स दी थी, उसे जरूर पहनना। दीदी ने जवाब दिया, इस हरामखोर ने 4 दिन से चड्ढी नहीं पहनने दी है..
और तुझे जीन्स की पड़ी है?

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Pappu Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Masti Ke Mood Mein Puchha.
Ladki: “Sex Ke Pehle Chut Kaisi Dikhti Hai?” Pappu: “Jaise Gulaab” Ladki: “Aur Sex Ke Baad?” Pappu: “Sardar Ji Ke Muh Ki Tarha Jisne Thodi Der Pehle Lassi Pi Ho“

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एक लड़की की पैट्रोल डालने वाले से शादी हो गई..
दुल्हन की सहेलिया: सुहागरात कैसी रही? दुल्हन: बेवकूफ सारी रात हाथ में लेकर घूमता रहा..
और बार-बार पूछता रहा कितना डालू

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After Sex Girl Apne Boyfriend Pappu Se Puchti Hai.
Girl: “Jaanu Tum Mujhse Shaadi Kab Karoge?” Pappu: “Darling, Do Idli Aur Ek Medu Wada Ke Liye, Koi Pura Hotel Kharidta Hai Kya?“

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Banta Ko Har Baat Mein Gaaliyaan Dene Ki Aadat Thi.
Ek Din Bhaaga-Bhaaga Kahi Jaa Raha Tha To Santa Ne Puchha Santa: “Abe Kidhar Ja Raha Hai?” Banta: “Bahan Ki Chut, Photostate Karane Jaa Raha Hoon” Santa: “Achha, Fir Chut Ki Ek Copy Mujhe Bhi De Diyo.“

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Santa Badi Buri Halat Mein Ghar Aya Sab Ne Pucha: “Kya Hua?” Santa: “Mandi Mein Anaaj Bech Raha Thha Ye Kah Ke Gehoon-Le-Lo” Gharwale: “Fir?” Santa: “Sab Ne Samjha Gay-Hun-Le-Lo, Aur Unhone Meri Mill Ke Li“

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Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.” Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?” Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

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Baba Saxidas Ki Kitab Anmol Gottiya Vol.
1 Mein Se Unka Ek Vachan Apni Biwi Ko Apni 100%1$ Kamayi Dene Se 10%2$ Sukh Milta Hai Aur Girlfrnd Ko Apni Kamayi Ka 10%3$ Dene Se 100%4$ Sukh Milta Hai.
Paisa Apka, Faisla Apka Jago Grahak Jago

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Santa: “Madam, How Do Babies Come In To The World?” Teacher: “In The Moonlight Angels Come and Leave The Baby In A Mother’s Lap” Santa: “You Mean Fucking Is Useless“

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Santa Ne Apni Marrige Anniversery Par Apni Biwi Se Pucha.
Santa: “Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza Kis Din Ayaa?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Ji Us Din, Jab Aap Ludhiana Gaye The“

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Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Pucha
Bhakt: “Baba Ladkiya Hamesha Phoolon Wali Panty Hi Kyu Pahnti Hai?”
Baba Saxidas: “Bacha Simple,
Taki Choot Se Badbu Na Aaye“

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Define A Ture Harami? A Harami Is Someone Who Visits A Medical Store, Instead Of An Ice Cream Parlour When His Girlfriend Says: “I Love Strawberry Flavor“

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Santa Ki Biwi Mar Gayi.
Uske Sare Friends And Relatives Hairan Thhe Ki Kal Tak To Thik Thak Thhi Achanal Kaisi Mar Gayi.
Ek Friend Ne Santa Se Pucha: “Oye Babhi Ko Achanak Kya Hua, Kaisi Mar Gayi? Vo To Beemar Bhi Nahi Thhi?” Santa Rote Hue: “Yaar Main Khud Hairan Hun, Kal Rat Ko Hum Sex Kar Rahe Thhe?” Dost: “Fir?” Santa: “Rajayi Ke Ander Uske Muh Mein Mera Muh Tha, Gaand Mein Ungli Thhi, Choot Mein Lund Thha, Pata Nahi Sali Ki Aatma Kaisi Nikal Gayi?“

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Santa Galti Se Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Jata Hai Ek Ladies Jo Ander Hoti Hai Chilla Ke Kahti Hai: “Arey Ye Ladies Ke Liye Hai” Santa Apni Zip Khol Ke Kahta Hai: “Ji Ye Bhi Sirf Ladie Ke Liye Hai“

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Sardar Ji Ne Ek Din Apne Bete Ko Muth Marte Dekh To Kuch Dino Baad Uski Shadi Ker Di.
Kuch Din Baad Bete Se Pucha: “Beta Ab To Sab Theek Hai Na?” Bete Ne Gusse Se Kaha: “Kya Ghanta Theek Hai Uska Haath To 5 Minute Mein Hi Thak Jata Hai“

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Santa Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya Unka Leader Aya Aur Santa Ke Gale Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega” Santa Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Lulli Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“

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Santa Banta Ek Sath Sadak Ke Ja Rahe Thhe To Santa Ne Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha: “Wah!! What A Breast” Banta Bola: “Yaar Breast To Yaad Aya Babhi Da Ki Haai Hai?“

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Santa Aur Uska Freind Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Santa: “Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Kal Raat Mene Party Mein Ek Ladki Ko Rape Hone Se Bachaya.” Dost Hairani Se: “Sachh Mein, Wah Bhai Wah Par Kaise?” Santa: “Self Control, Yaar Self Control“

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Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.
Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.
Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge.

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सरदार का प्रमोशन इनस्पेक्टर से DSP हो गया.
जिससे वो बड़ा खुश था। उसने अपनी ख़ुशी को घर आकर वाइफ को ऐसे अंदाज़ में बताया..
कि वाइफ बेहोश हो गई..? सरदार बोला : आज से तू DSP के साथ सोएगी…

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Santa Ne Pakistan Mein Exam Diya Aur Use Fansi Ki Saza Suna Di Gayi.
Kyu? Kyuki Uske Exam Mein Sawal Tha Ki Musharaf Kab Paida Hua? Santa Ne Answer Diya Tha “Jab Uski Maan Chudi“

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Teacher Pappu Se: “Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?” Pappu: “Main Bada Huun” Teacher: “Wo Kese?” Pappu: “Dekhiye Mam, Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chod Diya Hai Lekin Papa Abhi Tak Peete Hai“