😹 Office Wale Bhi Hasenge – Boss Aur Employee Jokes – 06

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Ek Sardarji Film Dekh Ke Ghar Aate Hai Aur Biwi Ko Bolte Hai “Jaldi Se Palang Par Aa Mujhe Sex Karna Hai” Biwi Apne Kapde Utar Ke Palang Par Aa Jaati Hai, Par Sardarji Ab Bhi Ghum Sum Se Betha Rahte Hai Biwi Puchti Hai: “Kya Hua?” Sardar Ji: “Lund Khada Nahi Ho Raha” Tab Biwi Badi Koshish Karti Hai Usko Khada Karne Ki Aur Aakhir Mein Tang Aa Kar Toilet Mein Jaakar Ek Dibbe Mein Paani Bhar Kar Le Aati Hai Aur Uske Lund Ko Paani Mein Dubati Hai Sardar Ji: “Kya Kar Rahi Ho?” Biwi: “Dekh Rahi Hun Ki Kahi Puncture To Nahi Hua“

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Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui To First Night Ko Apni Biwi Ki Choo.T Ke Niche Mombatti Jala Ke Beth Gaye Biwi Ne Pucha: “Eh Ki Kar Raye Ho Ji?” Sardar: “Dostaan Ne Keya Si Ke Fud.Di Len To Pehla Garam Kar Layi“

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Math Ke Master Ne Ek Din Class Mein Pappu Se Puchha Master: “Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi?” Pappu: “Ji, 7” Master: “Nahi, Mera Sawal Dobara Dhayan Se Suno, Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi?” Pappu: “Master Ji 7” Master: “Hmm, Main Tumhe Alag Tarike Se Samjhata Hun, Agar Main Tumhe 2 Seb Du, Fir 2 Seb Du Aur Fir 2 Seb Aur Du To Tumhare Paas Kitne Seb Ho Jayenge?” Pappu: “Ji 6” Master Khush Hote Hue: “Bahut Achhe, Ab Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi?” Pappu: “7” Master Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Vo Pappu Ko Gaaliya Dete Hue Bola Master: “Abe Sale Tere Pas 7 Kidhar Se Ho Jayengi?” Pappu Bhi Gali Dete Hue Bola: “Bhonsdi Ke Kyunki Mere Pas Ghar Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai“

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एक बच्चे ने एक लड़की को सेक्स के लिए कहा.
लड़की बोली:- तुम इतने छोटे हो, मेरी जवानी का बोझ कैसे उठाओगे! बच्चा बोला:- डार्लिंग चूहा बोरी उठा नहीं सकता पर फाड़ तो सकता है!!!

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Santa Ek Bar Apna Blood Test Karvane Hospital Gaya.
Nurse Ne Uski Finger Mein Se Blood Leke Finger Ko Muh Mein Dal Liya Do Min Baad Santa Khada Hoke Dance Karne Lag Gaya Nurse Ne Muh Mein Se Ungli Nikal Ke Pucha: “Dance Kyu Kar Rahe Ho?” Santa: “Oye Kudiye, Agla Test Urine Ka Hai“

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Santa Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Wo Suhagraat Ko Apni Biwi Preeto Ki Chut Mein Apna Lund Ghusane Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha, Magar Lund Tha Ki Ghus Hi Nahi Raha Tha, To Santa Ne Preeto Se Puchha.
Santa: “Iss Se Pahle Kisi Ne Tumhari Li Nahi Kya?” Preeto: “Li Bahuto Ne Li, Lekin Jab Bhi Li Sabne Chaddi Utaar Ke Li“

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Suhaag Raat Me Wife : Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ? Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

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Girl: “My Left Leg Is Lunch And My Right Leg Is Dinner, What Would You Like To Have?” smart Pappu: “I Would Like To Have Snacks Between Lunch And Dinner“

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Ek Baar Santa Aur Banta Raste Par Ja Rahe The… Santa: “Yaar Main Toh Aaj Mar Gaya, Meri Patni Aur Meri Masook Dono Ek Sath Saamne Se Aa Rahi Hain” Banta: “Oye Banteya Main V Tan Ehi Kehan Wala Si…“

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Santa Subah Subha Doctor Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bolta Hai.
Santa: “Dr, Saab Badi Tension Hai, Kal Raat Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kiya Thha Aur Aaj Peshab Hi Nahi Aa Raha Hai” Doctor Ne Check Kiya Aur Gusse Se Bola Doctor: “Bhosdi Ke Pehle Lund Pe Se Condom To Utar Le“

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Santa Badi Roni Si Surat Bana Kar Ek Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Rote Hue Doctor Ko Apni Problem Batane Laga Santa: “Main Sidha Khada Hokar Halka Sa Jhuk Kar… Apni Left Leg Ghutne Se Modkar Sidha Karta Hoon… Fir Right Leg Ko Ghutne Se Modkar Sidha Karta Hoon… Tab Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Hota Hai…” Doctor Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Mein Bola: “Achha, Par Aisa Tu Apni Gaand Marwane Ke Liye Karta Hai?” Santa: “To Bhosdi Ke Underwear Kaise Pehnu“

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Santa Ki Biwi Pregnant Thi Aur Vo Uske Saath Sex Nahi Kar Sakta Tha Ek Din Santa Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Mujhe Tharak Bahut Chadd Rahi Thhi, Banta Ki Biwi Ko 100 Rs.
Diye Aur Chod Kar Aa Raha Hoon” Santa Ki Biwi Boli: “Tum Na Bikul Bevkoof Ho, Lutt Ke Aa Gaye… Banta To Yaha 50 Rs.
Mein Karke Jata Hai.
“

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?” Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se” Teacher: “Wo Kaisi” Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“

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Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha Pappu: “Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?” Ladki Sharam Ke maare: “Chhiii, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum.” Pappu: “Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai.”

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Ek Din Ek Sardar Ne Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Jiski T-Shirt Par Likha Thha “Handle With Care” Agle Din Usne Apni Jeans Ke Aage Likhva Liya “Candle With Hair“

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Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se Santa: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain” Ladki: “Sorry I Am A Lesbian” Santa: “Lesbian?? Ye Kya Hota Hai” Ladki: “Matlab Main Bas Ladkio K Saath Sex Karti Hoon” Santa: “De Taali!! I Am Lesbian Too, Main Bhi Sirf Ladkiyo Se Hi Sex Karta Hun“

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Hindi Ki Madam Class Mein Bachho Ka Hindi Grammar Ka Oral Test Le Rahi Thi.
Madam: “Saamp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi Na Toote – Is Muhavare Ko Ek Shabad Mein Samjhao” Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam, Masturbation (Muth)“

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Ek Din Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Oye Ek Baat Bata, Ladki Aur Bijli Ki Taar Mein Kya Farak Hai?” Banta: “Yaar Jyada Farak Nahi Hai, Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan Nikal Deti Hain.”

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Pappu Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girlfriend Ko Kaha Pappu: “I Have A P.H.D” Ladki Ke To Sun Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Boli Ladki: “Really?” Pappu: “Yes, Pretty Huge Dick!“

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Teacher: “Bachon Aaj Hum Grammer Padhenge, To Batao Ek Aurat Ek Khidki Se Jhank Rahi Hai, Ye Kya Hai?” Pappu: “Mam, Ye Ek Vachan Hua” Teacher: “Good, Ab Batao Ki – Bahut Si Aurtein Khidkiyon Se Jhank Rahi Hai?” Pappu Kuch Sochkar Bola: “Mam, Ye To Randi Bazar Hua“

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Santa (B.Com) Saw A Poster At A Police Station: “Two Engineers Wanted For Rape” Santa: “Shit Man, These Engineers Always Get The Best Jobs“

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Santa Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Aisi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai, Par Phir Bhi Vo Wahan Nahi Ja Sakta?” Santa Kuch Soch Ke: “Madam Ji, Ladies Toilet“

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Santa Was Asked To Explain “Rape” He Said: “It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole“

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Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya Kyunki “Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi.“

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Why Did English Teacher Slapped Santa For His Doubtful Question? Because Santa Asked: “Why Is “Bra” Singular When It Covers Two” And “Panties” Plural When It Cover Only One“

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Preeto Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Mahmano Ko Halwa Parosne Aa Jati Hai, Santa: “Besharam, Tu Hosh Mein To Hai?” Preeto: “Oji, Recipe Book Mein Likha Tha Serve Hot Without Any Dressing“

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Santa Mobile Shop Ke Bahar Khada Mobile Dekh Raha Tha.
Andar Se Salesman Ne Smile Dete Hue Awaj Lagayi Salesman: “Please Come Inside and Choose” Santa Gusse Se: “Bhosadi Ke Tu Bahar Aa Aur Mera Choos…!!!!!”

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Santa Nu Bleeding Ho Rahi Si Banta Ne Puchhya: “Ki Hoya?” Santa: “Jaggu Ne Mainu Hathoda (Hammer) Marya” Banta: “Tere Hath Vich Kuch Nahi Si?” Santa: “Haan, Hai Si” Banta: “Ki?” Santa: “Usdi Biwi De Boobs“

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Pappu Asked His Girl-Friend Pappu: “Between Me And The Toilet, Who Do You Love Most?” Girl-Friend: “Obviously Its You, Why Do You Ask Such A Stupid Question?” Pappu: “Because You Drop Your Pants So Fast For The Toilet, But For Me, I Have To Really Struggle“

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Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara??? Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai“