Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby.
“Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaims the brother.
“And why not?” asks Stan.
“Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday?
Like my wife and I have here?” Stan says nothing.
The brother grows impatient, “C’mon Stan, I want a nephew.
Stan, make me an uncle.
” Stan can’t take it anymore.
He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother,
“You’re sure you want a nephew?”
“Yes,” the brother replies.
“It would be an honor.”
“Well, congratulations, you’re holding him.”
“Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaims the brother.
“And why not?” asks Stan.
“Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday?
Like my wife and I have here?” Stan says nothing.
The brother grows impatient, “C’mon Stan, I want a nephew.
Stan, make me an uncle.
” Stan can’t take it anymore.
He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother,
“You’re sure you want a nephew?”
“Yes,” the brother replies.
“It would be an honor.”
“Well, congratulations, you’re holding him.”