LOL-worthy jokes about life work and relationships ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜‚ 10

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They stop at a gun shop to get all the gear they will need.  The clerk helping them out decided to have a little fun with the newbies.CLERK: Best way to hunt a moose is in one of these female moose costumes.  You both get in it, make a moose mating call,



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A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over.
He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking blonde woman behind the wheel.
There was a strong smell of liquor on her breath.
He said, “I’m going to give you a breathalyzer test to d



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A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check up.The nurse starts with certain basic items.‘How much do you weigh?' she asks‘Eight and a half stone,' the woman says.The nurse puts her on the scales and tells; her weight is actually ten stoneThe nurse as



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A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table.His wife asks, “Do you know her?”“Yes,” sighs the husband.“She's my ex-wife.She took to drinking right after we divorced seven



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A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bedShe puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of himHe appears to be deep in thought, just stari



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A mother took her little boy to church.While in church the little boy said,“Mommy, I have to pee.”The mother said to the little boy,“It's not appropriate to say the word ‘pee' in church.So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee' just tell me that you have



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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.  After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t



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Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip when they came upon this great trout brook.
They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.
At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they



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A young couple with a box of c*ndoms proceeded to do the wild thing.
When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six c*ndoms remaining in the box of 12,
so she asked him,
“What happened to the other five condoms?”
His nervous



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Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations.Theirs will be first on the schedule.The older boy leans over and asks, “What are you having done?”The second boy says, I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid.”The first boy says, “



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I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks.My mom asked me to set the table for dinner.I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risque picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman.“Mom, what s this?” I as



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She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them.Her husband suggested, “Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms thatare growing wild down by the stream? No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous.”“W



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Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.
He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye



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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.“You've got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded“Or just a bed, I don't care where.”“Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,” admitted the manager, “and he mi



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The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife's activities.A week later, the detective returned with a video.  They sat down together to watch it.Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting an



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A man calls home to his wife and says,
“Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We’ll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting so could you



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The man picks up, listens for a second and says, “How the hell would I know, you idiot? I'm not a weatherman,” before slamming down the receiver.“Who was that?” asks his wife.“Wrong number.  It was some jerk asking if the coast was clear.”



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Two elderly women were out driving in a large carBoth could barely see over the dashboardCruising along, they came to an intersection.The stoplight was red, but they just went on throughThe woman in the passenger seat thought, “I must be losing my mindI s



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So a truck driver is driving through the country when he sees a penguin in the middle of the road.He pulls over and looks around, but can't see anyone.So he picks up the penguin, puts him in the cab of his truck, and continues on his way.A couple of miles



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A man in a bar saw a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he commented, “You look terribleWhat's the problem?”“My mother died in June,” he said, “and left me $10,000.”“Gee, that's tough,” he replied.“Then in July,” the friend cont



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A deeply religious Rabbi lived happily with his family, an admirable woman and two dear sons.One time, he had to be away from home for several days due to workWhen he was away, a serious car accident killed his two boys.Alone, the mother suffered in silen



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There was a woman who had a dog that snored.
She called her vet to find out if there was anything that would stop the snoring.
The vet suggested that she tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles.
So, she went to her sewing basket, found a length o



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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a “manager”. The questions are not that difficult.1-How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe an



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A man was telling his co-worker one day that the company was transferring him to Chicago.He explained that he was going to quit before he had to move there.When asked why, he replied that he was just too afraid of all the crime even though he would be pas



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A hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here, you hold this high so I can see what I



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The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheepIt was fascinating.”The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word



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This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your paradeSo remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing, and cares less, tries to make your life miserable.A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her



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The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in RomeThe Rabbi notices an unusually fancy phone on a side table in the Pope's private chambers.“What is that phone for?” he asks the pontiff.“It's my direct line to the Lord!”The Rabbi is skeptical



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A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other.Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car.After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them.A few m



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While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee.His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly.“That's it! No butte



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