1.
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“
2.
Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli Ladki: “Wow, Mujhe Bhi Chahiye” Santa Bola: “Abe To Dekh Kya Rahi Hai, Jaldi Se Ek Cup Le Aa, Susu Khatam Hone Wala Hai“
Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli Ladki: “Wow, Mujhe Bhi Chahiye” Santa Bola: “Abe To Dekh Kya Rahi Hai, Jaldi Se Ek Cup Le Aa, Susu Khatam Hone Wala Hai“
3.
Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui To First Night Ko Apni Biwi Ki Choo.T Ke Niche Mombatti Jala Ke Beth Gaye Biwi Ne Pucha: “Eh Ki Kar Raye Ho Ji?” Sardar: “Dostaan Ne Keya Si Ke Fud.Di Len To Pehla Garam Kar Layi“
Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui To First Night Ko Apni Biwi Ki Choo.T Ke Niche Mombatti Jala Ke Beth Gaye Biwi Ne Pucha: “Eh Ki Kar Raye Ho Ji?” Sardar: “Dostaan Ne Keya Si Ke Fud.Di Len To Pehla Garam Kar Layi“
4.
Ek Din Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Oye Ek Baat Bata, Ladki Aur Bijli Ki Taar Mein Kya Farak Hai?” Banta: “Yaar Jyada Farak Nahi Hai, Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan Nikal Deti Hain.”
Ek Din Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Oye Ek Baat Bata, Ladki Aur Bijli Ki Taar Mein Kya Farak Hai?” Banta: “Yaar Jyada Farak Nahi Hai, Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan Nikal Deti Hain.”
5.
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“
6.
Santa Ka Beta Pappu Daru Pee Raha Tha Achanak Santa Ne Usko Peete Dekh liya Aur Gusse Se Bola Santa: “Ruk Bhonsdi Ke, Aaj To Mein Teri Maa Chod Dunga” Pappu Nashe Mein: “To Aur Roj Kya Mohalle Wale Chodte Hain“
Santa Ka Beta Pappu Daru Pee Raha Tha Achanak Santa Ne Usko Peete Dekh liya Aur Gusse Se Bola Santa: “Ruk Bhonsdi Ke, Aaj To Mein Teri Maa Chod Dunga” Pappu Nashe Mein: “To Aur Roj Kya Mohalle Wale Chodte Hain“
7.
Santa Ne Life Mein Pahli Baar Sex Karne Ki Sochi Aur Ja Pahuncha Ek Callgirl Ke Pass Call Girl Ne Uske Kapde Utar Ke Sex Karna Shuru Kar Diya Sex Ke Baad Santa Jor Jor Se Rone Lag Gaya Call Girl Gabra Gayi Aur Pucha: “Kya Hua Tum Rone Kyu Lag Gaye?” Santa: “Jab Andar Gaya Tab Ye 6 Inch Ka Tha, Bahar 3 Inch Ka Aya, Baki Kahan Hai?“
Santa Ne Life Mein Pahli Baar Sex Karne Ki Sochi Aur Ja Pahuncha Ek Callgirl Ke Pass Call Girl Ne Uske Kapde Utar Ke Sex Karna Shuru Kar Diya Sex Ke Baad Santa Jor Jor Se Rone Lag Gaya Call Girl Gabra Gayi Aur Pucha: “Kya Hua Tum Rone Kyu Lag Gaye?” Santa: “Jab Andar Gaya Tab Ye 6 Inch Ka Tha, Bahar 3 Inch Ka Aya, Baki Kahan Hai?“
8.
Santa Ko Apne Achhe Kam Ki Vajah Se Company Mein Pramotion Mili Aur Vo Manager Ban Gaya.
Usne Apni Patni Ko Ye Good News Is Tarike Se Sunayi Santa: “Darling, Sunti Ho Aaj Raat Ko Tum Company Ke Manager Ke Saath Soyegi” Biwi Khushi Ke Mare Uchhal Padi Aur Boli Biwi: “Sachiiiii, Ye To Batao, Sharma Sir Ke Saath Ya Patel Sir Ke Saath“
Santa Ko Apne Achhe Kam Ki Vajah Se Company Mein Pramotion Mili Aur Vo Manager Ban Gaya.
Usne Apni Patni Ko Ye Good News Is Tarike Se Sunayi Santa: “Darling, Sunti Ho Aaj Raat Ko Tum Company Ke Manager Ke Saath Soyegi” Biwi Khushi Ke Mare Uchhal Padi Aur Boli Biwi: “Sachiiiii, Ye To Batao, Sharma Sir Ke Saath Ya Patel Sir Ke Saath“
9.
भरी बस में एक लड़की के पीछे खड़े लड़के का खड़ा औजार लड़की को छू रहा था। लड़की ने उस लड़के को ज़ोर से थप्पड़ मारा और कहा, कमीने खुद को खड़े होने की जगह नहीं, तूने इसको भी खड़ा कर रखा है
भरी बस में एक लड़की के पीछे खड़े लड़के का खड़ा औजार लड़की को छू रहा था। लड़की ने उस लड़के को ज़ोर से थप्पड़ मारा और कहा, कमीने खुद को खड़े होने की जगह नहीं, तूने इसको भी खड़ा कर रखा है
10.
Santa Subah Subha Doctor Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bolta Hai.
Santa: “Dr, Saab Badi Tension Hai, Kal Raat Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kiya Thha Aur Aaj Peshab Hi Nahi Aa Raha Hai” Doctor Ne Check Kiya Aur Gusse Se Bola Doctor: “Bhosdi Ke Pehle Lund Pe Se Condom To Utar Le“
Santa Subah Subha Doctor Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bolta Hai.
Santa: “Dr, Saab Badi Tension Hai, Kal Raat Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kiya Thha Aur Aaj Peshab Hi Nahi Aa Raha Hai” Doctor Ne Check Kiya Aur Gusse Se Bola Doctor: “Bhosdi Ke Pehle Lund Pe Se Condom To Utar Le“
11.
Pappu: “Papa Teacher Ne Ek Question Pucha Hai, Aur Kaha Hai Ghar Se Puch Ke Aana” Papa: “Kya Question Hai?” Pappu: “Bollywood Aur Hollywood Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai?” Papa: “Dekh Beta Jahan Ladki “BOL” Se Khelne De, Wo Bollywood Aur Jahan Ladki “HOL” Se Khelne De Wo Hollywood“
Pappu: “Papa Teacher Ne Ek Question Pucha Hai, Aur Kaha Hai Ghar Se Puch Ke Aana” Papa: “Kya Question Hai?” Pappu: “Bollywood Aur Hollywood Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai?” Papa: “Dekh Beta Jahan Ladki “BOL” Se Khelne De, Wo Bollywood Aur Jahan Ladki “HOL” Se Khelne De Wo Hollywood“
12.
Ek Baar Pappu Ki Kisi Baat Pe Apni Girlfriend Se Ladayi Ho Gayi.
Dono Mein Ladayi Karte Karte Baat Yaha Tak Aa Gayi Ki Breakup Ki naubat Aa Gayi.
Ladki Ne Gusse Mein Aake Pappu Ko Bhadva Kah Diya Tab Pappu Ko Gussa Aya Aur Vo Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola Pappu: “Sali Kuttiya Randi, Apne Lund Pe Ghungroo Bandh Ke Tujko Aise Chodunga Ki Tere Baap Aur Mohalle Walo Ko Lagega Ki Kirtan Ho Raha Hai“
Ek Baar Pappu Ki Kisi Baat Pe Apni Girlfriend Se Ladayi Ho Gayi.
Dono Mein Ladayi Karte Karte Baat Yaha Tak Aa Gayi Ki Breakup Ki naubat Aa Gayi.
Ladki Ne Gusse Mein Aake Pappu Ko Bhadva Kah Diya Tab Pappu Ko Gussa Aya Aur Vo Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola Pappu: “Sali Kuttiya Randi, Apne Lund Pe Ghungroo Bandh Ke Tujko Aise Chodunga Ki Tere Baap Aur Mohalle Walo Ko Lagega Ki Kirtan Ho Raha Hai“
13.
Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya Kyunki “Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi.“
Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya Kyunki “Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi.“
14.
Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do” Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai” Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar” Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, Tabhi To Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.“
Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do” Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai” Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar” Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, Tabhi To Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.“
15.
Pappu = Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki aawazein aa rahi thi.
Jeeto = Ye to achchi baat hai.
Pappu = Papa to chup the, unki secretary chilla rahi thi ‘O God…O God’…
Pappu = Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki aawazein aa rahi thi.
Jeeto = Ye to achchi baat hai.
Pappu = Papa to chup the, unki secretary chilla rahi thi ‘O God…O God’…
16.
Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha.
Ladki Ko Tharak Chadd Gayi Aur Wo Boli: “Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?” Santa: “Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata“
Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha.
Ladki Ko Tharak Chadd Gayi Aur Wo Boli: “Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?” Santa: “Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata“
17.
Santa Was Sitting In His House Without Pagdi On Head And Banta Comes To Meet Him Banta Shocked: “Oye Santa Tune Baal Katwa Diye?” Santa With Shame: “Haan Yaar, Bahut Hairfall Ho Raha Tha.” Banta Shouts: “Hair Fall Ho Raha Tha To Baal Katwa Diye, Phir To Acha Hua Tujhe Nightfall Nahi Hua Warna Tu To Pata Nahi Kya-Kya Katwa Deta.“
Santa Was Sitting In His House Without Pagdi On Head And Banta Comes To Meet Him Banta Shocked: “Oye Santa Tune Baal Katwa Diye?” Santa With Shame: “Haan Yaar, Bahut Hairfall Ho Raha Tha.” Banta Shouts: “Hair Fall Ho Raha Tha To Baal Katwa Diye, Phir To Acha Hua Tujhe Nightfall Nahi Hua Warna Tu To Pata Nahi Kya-Kya Katwa Deta.“
18.
Santa Ka Baap Santa Ko Apni Marzi Se Shaadi Karne Ke Liye Gusse Se Bolta Hai.
Santa Ka Baap: “Tune Iss Ladki Mein Kya Dekha Jo Iss Ladki Se Shaadi Kar Li.” Santa: “Daddy, Ye Bachpan Mein Angootha Bohat Achha Choosti Thi.”
Santa Ka Baap Santa Ko Apni Marzi Se Shaadi Karne Ke Liye Gusse Se Bolta Hai.
Santa Ka Baap: “Tune Iss Ladki Mein Kya Dekha Jo Iss Ladki Se Shaadi Kar Li.” Santa: “Daddy, Ye Bachpan Mein Angootha Bohat Achha Choosti Thi.”
19.
Pappu Ka Ek Dost Thhe Golu Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe To Golu Ne Pappu Se Pucha Golu: “Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai?” Pappu: “Percentage Ke Symbol Jaisa %“
Pappu Ka Ek Dost Thhe Golu Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe To Golu Ne Pappu Se Pucha Golu: “Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai?” Pappu: “Percentage Ke Symbol Jaisa %“
20.
Banta Ek Dukaan Par Jakar Dukandaar Se Kehta Hai: “Bhaisahab Ek Condom Dena” Dukaandar: “Wo Waha Kone Mein Ek Mej Me Chaid Hai Usme Apna Lu.Nd Daal Kar Apna Size Pata Karo Phir Tumhe Tumhare Size Ka Condom Milega” Size Check Karne Ke Baad Banta: “Bhaisahab Condom Rehne Do Ye Batao Ki Ye Mej Kitne Ki Hai“
Banta Ek Dukaan Par Jakar Dukandaar Se Kehta Hai: “Bhaisahab Ek Condom Dena” Dukaandar: “Wo Waha Kone Mein Ek Mej Me Chaid Hai Usme Apna Lu.Nd Daal Kar Apna Size Pata Karo Phir Tumhe Tumhare Size Ka Condom Milega” Size Check Karne Ke Baad Banta: “Bhaisahab Condom Rehne Do Ye Batao Ki Ye Mej Kitne Ki Hai“
21.
Teacher In Class Mein Bacho Ko Bolti Hai Teacher: “Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.” Santa: “My Penis In Ur Hand” Teacher Santa Ko Chanta Maarti Hai Santa: “Sorry Mam, Main Pen Aur Is Ke Bich Mein Space Dena Bhul Gaya Thha“
Teacher In Class Mein Bacho Ko Bolti Hai Teacher: “Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.” Santa: “My Penis In Ur Hand” Teacher Santa Ko Chanta Maarti Hai Santa: “Sorry Mam, Main Pen Aur Is Ke Bich Mein Space Dena Bhul Gaya Thha“
22.
Pappu Ne Ladki Se Jhagda Karte-Karte Chut Mein Ungli Kar Di.
Ladki To Pappu: “Kamine Teri Yeh Himmat” Pappu: “Tu Ne Hi Toh Kaha Tha Ungli Neeche Kar Ke Baat Kar“
Pappu Ne Ladki Se Jhagda Karte-Karte Chut Mein Ungli Kar Di.
Ladki To Pappu: “Kamine Teri Yeh Himmat” Pappu: “Tu Ne Hi Toh Kaha Tha Ungli Neeche Kar Ke Baat Kar“
23.
Santa Suhag Raat Ko Sex Karte Hue Biwi Se Bola: “Teri Choot Badi Loose Hai?” Biwi Gusse Se: “Jaldi Apna Lund Bahar Nikal, Aur Mera Cash, Car, LCD, AC and Jewellery Vapis Kar” Santa Ke Tote Udd Gaye Bola: “Janu Main To Majak Kar Raha Thha, Mera Lund Hi Patla Aur Chota Hai“
Santa Suhag Raat Ko Sex Karte Hue Biwi Se Bola: “Teri Choot Badi Loose Hai?” Biwi Gusse Se: “Jaldi Apna Lund Bahar Nikal, Aur Mera Cash, Car, LCD, AC and Jewellery Vapis Kar” Santa Ke Tote Udd Gaye Bola: “Janu Main To Majak Kar Raha Thha, Mera Lund Hi Patla Aur Chota Hai“
24.
Sardar Ji School Mein Apne Ladke Ka Report Card Lene Jate Hai Sardar: “Madam Ji Kab Dengi Aap” Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Sardar Ji Period Khatam Hone Tak To Intezar Kar Lo Na.
Fir De Dungi“
Sardar Ji School Mein Apne Ladke Ka Report Card Lene Jate Hai Sardar: “Madam Ji Kab Dengi Aap” Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Sardar Ji Period Khatam Hone Tak To Intezar Kar Lo Na.
Fir De Dungi“
25.
Preeto Ne Apni Gand Pe Tattoo Banvaya, Shera Di Gaddi.
Santa Ne Jab Ye Dekha To Gusse Mein Aakar Us Tattoo Wale Ke Paas Gaya, Aur Apna Lund Nikal Ke Usko Bola Santa: “Bhenchod Ab Ispe Likh Shera“
Preeto Ne Apni Gand Pe Tattoo Banvaya, Shera Di Gaddi.
Santa Ne Jab Ye Dekha To Gusse Mein Aakar Us Tattoo Wale Ke Paas Gaya, Aur Apna Lund Nikal Ke Usko Bola Santa: “Bhenchod Ab Ispe Likh Shera“
26.
Santa Ne Ek Din Apni Patni Se Bade Pyar Se Puchha Santa: “Darling, Tumhara Kabhi Dil Nahi Chahta Ke Tum Mard Hoti” Patni Ne Bhi Bada Pyara Jawab Diya Patni: “Kyun Aaj Tumhara Gand Marvane Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya?“
Santa Ne Ek Din Apni Patni Se Bade Pyar Se Puchha Santa: “Darling, Tumhara Kabhi Dil Nahi Chahta Ke Tum Mard Hoti” Patni Ne Bhi Bada Pyara Jawab Diya Patni: “Kyun Aaj Tumhara Gand Marvane Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya?“
27.
Ek Bar Bahut Bade Hotel Mein Shadi Ho Rahi Thi, Udhar Apne Santa Ji Bhi Masti Maar Rahe The.
Achanak Se Sath Mein Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Toilet Jana Thha Usne Santa Se Puchha.
Ladki: “Sardar Ji, Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do” Santa Ne Sharamte Hue Jawab Diya: “You Naughty Girl Pahle Tum Dikhao Fir Mein Dikhaunga“
Ek Bar Bahut Bade Hotel Mein Shadi Ho Rahi Thi, Udhar Apne Santa Ji Bhi Masti Maar Rahe The.
Achanak Se Sath Mein Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Toilet Jana Thha Usne Santa Se Puchha.
Ladki: “Sardar Ji, Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do” Santa Ne Sharamte Hue Jawab Diya: “You Naughty Girl Pahle Tum Dikhao Fir Mein Dikhaunga“
28.
Santa Apni Biwi Ki Gand (Back Side) Maar Raha Tha.
Us Ki Biwi Chillaane Lag Gayi: “Aah, Aah Mar Gayi Main Nikalo Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai” Santa Gusse Se Bola Bola: “Oye Tum Zyada Chalaak Mat Bano Mujko Pata Hai Kitna Dard Hota Hai“
Santa Apni Biwi Ki Gand (Back Side) Maar Raha Tha.
Us Ki Biwi Chillaane Lag Gayi: “Aah, Aah Mar Gayi Main Nikalo Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai” Santa Gusse Se Bola Bola: “Oye Tum Zyada Chalaak Mat Bano Mujko Pata Hai Kitna Dard Hota Hai“
29.
Santa Ki Pregnent Biwi Preeto Chhat Pe Tange Khol Ke Leti Hui Thi.
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Se Puchha Santa: “Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Dr.
Ne Kaha Hai Ke Tazi Hawa Bache Ki Sehat Ke Liye Achi Hai.“
Santa Ki Pregnent Biwi Preeto Chhat Pe Tange Khol Ke Leti Hui Thi.
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Se Puchha Santa: “Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Dr.
Ne Kaha Hai Ke Tazi Hawa Bache Ki Sehat Ke Liye Achi Hai.“
30.
Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Laash Ko Dekh Vo Us Se Lipat Kar Rone Lagi Aur Boli.
Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan, Abhi To Mene Kuch Dekha Bhi Nahi Tha” Pass Mein Santa Khada Tha Ye Sun Us Se Raha Na Gaya Aur Bola.
Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Beta, Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nehlayenge, Tab Dekh Lena“
Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Laash Ko Dekh Vo Us Se Lipat Kar Rone Lagi Aur Boli.
Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan, Abhi To Mene Kuch Dekha Bhi Nahi Tha” Pass Mein Santa Khada Tha Ye Sun Us Se Raha Na Gaya Aur Bola.
Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Beta, Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nehlayenge, Tab Dekh Lena“
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