😍 Love & Romance Wale Chutkule – Girlfriend Boyfriend Edition – 09

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Santa: “Dr.
Sahab I Am Suffering From Loose Motions” Doctor: “Kitni Patli Aati Hai??” Santa: “Samajh Lo Ki Aap Usse Gargle Kar Sakte Ho“

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Banta Ek Baar Beemar Hua To Santa Uska Pata Lene Gaya Dekha Banta Bed Pe Leta Hua Thha Aur Halat Thik Nahi Thhi Santa: “Yaar Sharam Ki Baat Hai, Tera Daddy Dr.
Hai Fir Bhi Tu Beemar Ho Gaya” Banta Ye Baat Sunkar Gusse Mein Aa Gaya Aur Bola Banta: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tere Baap Ki Bhi Condom Ki Factory Hai, Aur Tu Phir Bhi Paida Ho Gaya“

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Santa Apni Suhaag Raat Mein Apni Biwi Preeto Ki Chut Mein Ungli Daalta Hai.
Preeto Gusse Se Bhadakti Hue Boli “Abe Oye, Mere Paas Khud Ki 10 Ungliyan Hai, Maine Ungli Dalwaane Ke Liye Shaadi Nahi Ki Hai.”

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Santa Apni Biwi Se: “Aaj Tumhari Choti Behan Ko Apne Ghar Mein Dekh Ke Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai” Biwi: “Haanji, Aapki Khushi Pajame Mein Se Jhalak Rahi Hai“

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Ek Bar Rat Ko Santa Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..” Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhenchod Mere Lund Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa”

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Santa: Bhaisaab ek condom dena.
Meine girl friend ko gift dena hai.
Dukandar: Is par cover chada du.
Santa: Arre nai yeh to cover hai gift to mere pass hai

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Santa Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Aisi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai, Par Phir Bhi Vo Wahan Nahi Ja Sakta?” Santa Kuch Soch Ke: “Madam Ji, Ladies Toilet“

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Santa Banta Park Mein Sair Kar Rahe The, Ek Premi Jode Ko Pyar Karte Dekh Banta Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Banta: “Vasna, Pyar Aur Shadi In Teenon Mein Kya Antar Hai?” Santa: “Sirf Panty Ka Antar Hai” Banta: “Wo Kaise?” Santa: “Vasna Mein Panty Ko Fadte Hai, Pyar Mein Utarte Hai Aur Shadi Mein Dhote Hai“

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Ajakal Ke Time Mein Ladkiya Bewafa Kyu Hoti Hai, Aur Biwiya Apne Mard Ko Chhod Kar Dusre Mardo Ke Piche Kyu Bhagti Hai.
Is Cheez Par Research Karke Hamare Pujniye Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Ek Slogan Banaya Hai.
Rozana Muth Marne Se Parhez Kariye, Yaad Rakhein Ke Lund Jaandar To Mard Shaandar,

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Santa Plane Mein Air Hostess Ko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha.
Air Hostess Ki Left Breast Pe Name Plate Lagi Thhi, Aur Uspar Likha Tha, Teena.
Santa Ne Ye Dekh Kar Air Hostess Se Pucha.
Santa: “Waah Ji Bahut Badiya Naam Rakha Hai, Dosre Wale Ka Kya Hai?“

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Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli Ladki: “Wow, Mujhe Bhi Chahiye” Santa Bola: “Abe To Dekh Kya Rahi Hai, Jaldi Se Ek Cup Le Aa, Susu Khatam Hone Wala Hai“

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Santa Pahli Baar Train Mein Reservation Karaane Ke Liye Gayaa Santa Ne Reservation Form Me “Ling/Sex” Wale Column Me Likh Diya “8 Inch” Aur Form Submit Kar Diya.
Booking Window Par Clerk Lady Thi, Usne Ye Dekha Aur Boli Lady Cleark: “Sir Ye Kya Hai, Isko Kaato, Ye Nahi Chalega” Santa Hairani Se: “Kitna Kaat Doon?” Lady Cleark: “Poora Hi Kaatna Padega” Santa Ke Tote Udd Gaye: “Madam Ji Aap Reservation Cancel Hi Kar Do, Main Bus Se Hi Chala Jaaunga.“

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Santa Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya Unka Leader Aya Aur Santa Ke Gale Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega” Santa Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Lulli Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“

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Santa Ke Ghar Jab Pappu Hua To Uski Kunwari Saali Kuch Din Rahne Ke Liye Uske Ghar Aayi Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Sali Ko Bola: “Teri Didi Busy Hai, Tu Pappu Ko Doodh Hi Pila De” Sali Hairan Hokar: “Jija Ji, Mere Ko To Doodh Hi Nahi Aata” Santa Bhi Hairan Ho Gaya: “Kamal Hai, Display To Bahut Bhari Hai Aur Stock Kuch Bhi Nahi?“

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Santa Ne Train Mein Ek Gori Mam Ka Rape Kar Diya.
Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Court Mein Usko Pesh Kiya Gaya.
Judge: “Tumne Is Bechari Aurat Ke Sath Rape Kyu Kiya?” Santa: “Ji Maine To Iska Naam Pucha Thha, Ye Boli Marry Marlow, Bas Fir Kya Thha Mene Mar Li“

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Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Kaha Madam: “Aisa Muhawra Bolo Jisme 2 Body Parts Ke Nam Ate Ho, Jaise: 1-Bina Sir Pair Ki Bat Karna.
2-Hath Pair Chalana…!!” Pappu Kuch Sochkar: “Ji, Pichwade Mein Ungli Karna“

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Next Day Santa Ki Choti Beti Ne Santa Se Kaha: “Papa, Main Ma Ban Ne Wali Hu” Santa Aag Baboola Ho Gaya Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Sali Kutti, Kahan Chudva Ke Aayi Ho, Kon Hai Vo Bhen Ka Loda, Tune To Pure Khandan Ki Ma Chudva Di.” Ladki Fatafatt Boli: “Papa Pahle Puri Baat To Suno Lo, Main School Ke Natak Main Maa Ban Ne Wali Hu.“

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Santa Mobile Shop Ke Bahar Khada Mobile Dekh Raha Tha.
Andar Se Salesman Ne Smile Dete Hue Awaj Lagayi Salesman: “Please Come Inside and Choose” Santa Gusse Se: “Bhosadi Ke Tu Bahar Aa Aur Mera Choos…!!!!!”

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Biwi Ko Khush Kaise Rakhe? Sabhi Is Baat Se Pareshan Hai Par Baba Saxidas Ne 3 Khas Tarike Bataye Hai Jis Se Biwi Khush Rahti Hai.
1- Roz Uske Saath Karo, Compromise.
2- Roz Uske Dono Dabaao, Per.
3- Roz Apna Khol K Uske Hatho Me De Do, Purse.
Note: Ye Tarika Aap Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Bhi Apna Sakte Hai

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Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Apni Patni Ke Boobs Pakad Kar Bola: “Darling Je Tere Boobs Thodhe Hor Sakhat Hunde Ta Tainu Bra Paaun Di Zarurat Nahi Si” Patni Ne V Sardaar Da Lund Fadd Ke Keya: “Je Tera V Lund Thoda Aur Vada Hunda Te Mainu Kisi Or Da Lund Lain Di Zarurat Nahi Si“

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Pappu Ne Collage Mein Aayi Ek Nayi Ladki Se Puchha Pappu: “Kya Mein Apke Boobs Ka Doodh Pee Sakta Hoon” Ladki Hairan Hokar: “Arrey, Main To Aapko Janti Bhi Nahi?” Pappu: “Bilkul, Par Meri Maa Hamesha Kehti Hai Ke Shubh Kaam Karne Se Pehle Ladki Ka Doodh Pee Lena Chahiye” Ladki Ne Taras Kha Ke Bola: “Ye Lo Pee Lo, Vese Kya Shubh Kaam Karne Jaa Rahe The” Pappu: “Mein Aapko Chodne Ki Soch Raha Thha“

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Santa Banta Ek Sath Sadak Ke Ja Rahe Thhe To Santa Ne Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha: “Wah!! What A Breast” Banta Bola: “Yaar Breast To Yaad Aya Babhi Da Ki Haai Hai?“

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Santa Ki Biwi Pregnant Thi Aur Vo Uske Saath Sex Nahi Kar Sakta Tha Ek Din Santa Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Mujhe Tharak Bahut Chadd Rahi Thhi, Banta Ki Biwi Ko 100 Rs.
Diye Aur Chod Kar Aa Raha Hoon” Santa Ki Biwi Boli: “Tum Na Bikul Bevkoof Ho, Lutt Ke Aa Gaye… Banta To Yaha 50 Rs.
Mein Karke Jata Hai.
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Santa Ne Life Mein Pahli Baar Sex Karne Ki Sochi Aur Ja Pahuncha Ek Callgirl Ke Pass Call Girl Ne Uske Kapde Utar Ke Sex Karna Shuru Kar Diya Sex Ke Baad Santa Jor Jor Se Rone Lag Gaya Call Girl Gabra Gayi Aur Pucha: “Kya Hua Tum Rone Kyu Lag Gaye?” Santa: “Jab Andar Gaya Tab Ye 6 Inch Ka Tha, Bahar 3 Inch Ka Aya, Baki Kahan Hai?“

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Hindi Ki Madam Class Mein Bachho Ka Hindi Grammar Ka Oral Test Le Rahi Thi.
Madam: “Saamp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi Na Toote – Is Muhavare Ko Ek Shabad Mein Samjhao” Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam, Masturbation (Muth)“

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Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha.
Ladki Ko Tharak Chadd Gayi Aur Wo Boli: “Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?” Santa: “Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata“

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Ek Bar Bahut Bade Hotel Mein Shadi Ho Rahi Thi, Udhar Apne Santa Ji Bhi Masti Maar Rahe The.
Achanak Se Sath Mein Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Toilet Jana Thha Usne Santa Se Puchha.
Ladki: “Sardar Ji, Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do” Santa Ne Sharamte Hue Jawab Diya: “You Naughty Girl Pahle Tum Dikhao Fir Mein Dikhaunga“

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Santa Biwi Ke Saath Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana Raha Tha To Light Chali Gayi Santa: “Uff, Aaj Ye Condom Itna Tight Aur Chota Kaisi Ho Gaya Hai?” Biwi Gusse Se: “Arrey Ye Condom Nahi Hai, Bache Ki Doodh Ki Bottle Ka Nipple Hai“

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Santa Ek Bar USA Gaya To Vaha Uska Bhi Dil Kara Ki Ek Club Mein Jau Aur Dekho Kitna Maja Hai Vaha Ki Life Mein.
Club Mein Dancer Dance Kar Rahi Thhi, Thoda Sa Jhuki Toh, American Ne $100 Uski Bra Mein Dale, British Ne $200 Dale, Santa Ne Dimag Lagaya Aur ATM Card Uski Gaand Mein Ghusa Ke Swap Karvaya Aur $300 Leke Chalta Bana.

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Santa Ki Biwi Ka Rape Ho Gaya Aur Court Mein Case Chal Raha Thha Judge: “Kya Tum Mujhe Vo Jagha Bata Sakte Ho Jahan Tumhari Biwi Ka Rape Hua?” Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ki Salwar Kholi Aur Panty Utar Ke Bola Santa: “Judge Sahab Yahan Hua Thha Rape, Yahan“